ToyFarce News: Marvel Legends Collector Excited For Livestream And Surprise Reveals That Leaked 6 Months Ago

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A local Marvel Legends collector is reportedly very excited for today's Hasbro livestream, hoping the team will unveil a surprise figure that definitely was not already leaked on some list online sometime around late last year. ToyFarce investigated...

"Sure, the entire wave leaked in November. We've had blurry factory photos since December, in-package shots since February, and some guy in Malaysia already reviewed half the figures on YouTube, but there could still be one secret reveal!" said Josh, the Marvel Legends collector, while refreshing social media posts and youtube shows showing the exact figures expected in the livestream.

According to sources, Josh has spent the last six months repeatedly studying the leaked list, discussing it in multiple Facebook groups, posting "this is probably fake" under every accurate leak, and creating a detailed ranking of figures he plans to complain about once officially announced. 

Industry insiders say the collector remains optimistic that the livestream will include at least one "actual surprise", despite retailer listings from some pet store in southern Asia already revealing product codes, accessories, release windows, and in some cases complete promotional images taken directly from overseas factories.

"There's always the tease at the end!" said Josh. "Maybe they'll show that one figure nobody leaked. Or maybe that one figure from the leak list that got left out of the first leak update from last year, but then appeared in the second leak update. That still count!"

Witnesses say that once the stream begins, Josh plans to type "NO WAY" in the chat when each figure appears, despite having already heard about all of them: "Hopefully, the final reveal will be something completely unexpected, such as the exact Build-A-Figure torso piece that was leaked by a warehouse employee in January!"

More news at 11:00... "I avoided the leaks by looking at them every day for 6 months!"
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!

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The community built upon leaked trust. We still need more enthusiastic people, bc in this case, if nobody complains how the hell should we keep up with the social media and different page milestones (like you can still earn 3 points for another healthy argument involving a livestream, Mother's Day and every fan not wearing a Captain America hoodie)?