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Blazord

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  1. Predator: (Mimicking ghost noises) Batman: "You do realize where my elbow is?"
  2. Green Lantern to Penguin: Penguin, this is the most ridiculous thing you have ever done. Penguin: Uhh.... Superman: Yes!! Knocked Elmo the right the f*** out! Batman annoyed: Just untie me....
  3. Cobra Commander: FINALLY, I'll be able to get rimssss at a lower cossst! Zartaan, take off that stupid disguise. You could get a sex change and we'd still know it's you...
  4. Joes: Who the hell is this guy? Duke: All I know is he walked into the camp whistling the theme to Ponderosa... Dead-Pool: Hey Joes: WHAT!? Dead-Pool: Your dads called, they want their seed back...
  5. Original Kirk: But.......... he talks............ nothing like me. Picard: It'll be alright you'll always have Boston Legal. Original Kirk: It.... was.... cancelled years ago... Picard: Huh... Didn't know. Original Kirk lowers his head and pouts quietly.
  6. Dirge to Skywarp: Something about these drinks taste off to you? Skywarp replies: Ya, my electrodes are feeling off. Grimlock: That cause me Grimlock leaked into your drinks cause I am KING!
  7. Cobra Commander to Ann. Commander: Ready? Both at the same time: Ssssally Ssssellssss Ssssea Shellssss By The Ssssea Shore.....
  8. Narrator: In a world of seduction and power, temptation has its price. Stark: Ya, like forgetting to put a pee hole in this thing. It'll be like pulling suction cups off my legs by the time I get home... And quit using Taglines from my older movies already... @$$ HOLE...
  9. Franklin to Santa Doom: And I want a nebulizer, and a truck, and a dog, and a skateboard and a..... Doom thinking to himself: Doesn't this kid ever shut the f*** up? Reed to Sue: No ones looking. You sure you can handle all those ornaments in there? Sue to Reed: After having that kid...? Trust me, there's plenty of room.
  10. Roadblock: It's either this or you get nick named "Swirl" Imagine what you'd see with your head in the bowl as everything goes splashing around it... Cobra Commander: Fine... Just be quick about it.
  11. As the crowd mumbles you here coming from Hulk and Spider-Man... Spider-Man: Look at Stark and that Batman guy thinking they are soo cool... Hulk: Me no like Red Can Man or Caped Bird.... Me miss Norton, he tucked me in at night and read me stories...
  12. Yoda: Trouser snake this is. Windu: Damn, the force is with you my little jedi brotha!
  13. I got so tired of the dam*ed pic I have been seeing everywhere of the back of the box of Leader Class Optimus with the huge horrible glare that I went on a search for a better pic... I found this. Enjoy.
  14. Blazord

    My Hero

    Baronnes: DUKE! OH DUKE! YES! YES! YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Duke: Who's the king baby? Baronnes: (Heavily breathing) Oh Duke... Duke: That's right.
  15. You just had to mess with it didn't you???
  16. Like I said... CRAP! So I guess this is how it's gonna go.... The first HULK movie sucked, but the figures were awesome. So this new movie must be good cause these figures SUCK!
  17. Galactus: "May the power of Christ compel you. May the power of Christ compe...." Death Star: Blarrrrrghh!!! Galactus: Hrrrrr... What is it already with the pee soup? I mean really... This was my good quilt. Death Star: F me! F me! Galactus: Eh, go F yourself. Dry cleaning for this is expensive dang it. And before you say it... Your mother sucks **** in Hell!
  18. @loll@ ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THEY ARE LETTING HASBRO RELEASE THAT KIND OF GARBAGE AT ALMOST 10 BUCKS A POP? I'M SORRY BUT I WILL NOT EVEN WASTE THE MONEY TO GET A SINGLE ONE OF THESE HORRIBLY SCULPTED, HORRIBLY PAINTED HULK FIGURES. ABOMINATION ON THE BACK OF THE PACKAGE LOOKS SO GREAT THEN YOU SEE THE ACTUAL VERSION AND IT LOOKS LIKE A 2 YEAR OLD PAINTED THE EYES AND THE SCULPTING DETAIL MUST HAVE GONE TO PUTT IN THE MOLDING PROCESS. MARVEL I LOVE YA, BUT YOU NEED SLAPPED HARD IF YOU ARE GOING TO LET HASBRO KEEP PRODUCING CRAP LIKE THIS. I AM NOT EVEN TELLING ANYONE I KNOW THESE FIGURES ARE COMMING OUT AND IF I DO, I AM WARNING THEM TO NOT BUY THEM. ATLEAST THERE IS A LITTLE SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO WITH THE IRONMAN FIGURES. GET RID OF HASBRO, EVEN THE MARVEL LEGENDS LINE HAS BEEN STARTING TO GET BAD... @grumpy@
  19. Mace Wundu: "You know master. I bet that thing will taste like chicken." Yoda: Ah He he he he heeee. Yes. Kabob chicken light saber it will be. Meehehehehe.
  20. As everyone gathers out in the lobby before seeing a movie there is a commotion. Superman and Wolverine: "You smell that?" "Yes I do. It smells like feces..." Spider-Man and Hulk: "Hulk I though you laid of on eating baked beans?" "I did..." Batman to Blade: "My investigation has led me to you Blade. Next time you wipe make sure the paper gets in the toilet.... Not on your shoe." IronMan thinking to himself: "I can't believe it! A theater doesn't serve alcohol... That's Bull $%!+ !!!"
  21. The Watcher: "I bring you all here today because at noon tomorrow the world will be in great peril. The sun will be block from the sky and the world may freeze. By my calculations, by putting our heads together and aiming a 1,000,000 candle power spotlight at our heads while directing them towards a giant mirror we can save the Earth until 2pm when the obstruction will be out of the Sun's and Earth's path." "What do you say." Everyone replies sarcasticly: "Sure, got nothing else better to do." The Picards: "No, honestly. We have nothing to do. We weren't even included in the next movie. Sigh..."
  22. Cobra Commander: "Hello Joessss. Weee interrupt your yearly broadcasssst to report to you that you suck! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! COBRAAAA FA LALALALALALALALAAAA!"
  23. Galactus: "Surfer! Where's you clothes?!" Silver Surfer: "But boss, I thought you said weekends were casual dress days" Galactus: "Then wear a dress a dress or something, anything. Just put something on!"
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