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  1. Predator: (Mimicking ghost noises) Batman: "You do realize where my elbow is?"
  2. Green Lantern to Penguin: Penguin, this is the most ridiculous thing you have ever done. Penguin: Uhh.... Superman: Yes!! Knocked Elmo the right the f*** out! Batman annoyed: Just untie me....
  3. Cobra Commander: FINALLY, I'll be able to get rimssss at a lower cossst! Zartaan, take off that stupid disguise. You could get a sex change and we'd still know it's you...
  4. Joes: Who the hell is this guy? Duke: All I know is he walked into the camp whistling the theme to Ponderosa... Dead-Pool: Hey Joes: WHAT!? Dead-Pool: Your dads called, they want their seed back...
  5. Original Kirk: But.......... he talks............ nothing like me. Picard: It'll be alright you'll always have Boston Legal. Original Kirk: It.... was.... cancelled years ago... Picard: Huh... Didn't know. Original Kirk lowers his head and pouts quietly.
  6. Dirge to Skywarp: Something about these drinks taste off to you? Skywarp replies: Ya, my electrodes are feeling off. Grimlock: That cause me Grimlock leaked into your drinks cause I am KING!
  7. Cobra Commander to Ann. Commander: Ready? Both at the same time: Ssssally Ssssellssss Ssssea Shellssss By The Ssssea Shore.....
  8. Narrator: In a world of seduction and power, temptation has its price. Stark: Ya, like forgetting to put a pee hole in this thing. It'll be like pulling suction cups off my legs by the time I get home... And quit using Taglines from my older movies already... @$$ HOLE...
  9. Franklin to Santa Doom: And I want a nebulizer, and a truck, and a dog, and a skateboard and a..... Doom thinking to himself: Doesn't this kid ever shut the f*** up? Reed to Sue: No ones looking. You sure you can handle all those ornaments in there? Sue to Reed: After having that kid...? Trust me, there's plenty of room.
  10. Roadblock: It's either this or you get nick named "Swirl" Imagine what you'd see with your head in the bowl as everything goes splashing around it... Cobra Commander: Fine... Just be quick about it.
  11. As the crowd mumbles you here coming from Hulk and Spider-Man... Spider-Man: Look at Stark and that Batman guy thinking they are soo cool... Hulk: Me no like Red Can Man or Caped Bird.... Me miss Norton, he tucked me in at night and read me stories...
  12. Yoda: Trouser snake this is. Windu: Damn, the force is with you my little jedi brotha!
  13. I got so tired of the dam*ed pic I have been seeing everywhere of the back of the box of Leader Class Optimus with the huge horrible glare that I went on a search for a better pic... I found this. Enjoy.
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