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  1. *IC* The General is watching Meltdown all unfold. Chris: Well, off topic of my current feud with Hamed, I can't help but watch my ally Xinos take the beating that he did. So, I give my condolocences and sympathy to Xinos and his partner Skarab. You truly are a hero to these fans. I wish you well, ally. *The General faces the screen and gives the crowd and his recovering ally Xinos a salute.* *OOC* Although my character isn't on tonights show, I wanted him to salute an ally of his.
  2. I like your sig with the college champs and the stop drop and roll quote.
  3. *IC* Monday April 18, 2005, (after Monday Night Chaos is over) The General, with his trademark brown hair and military uniform is in his "War Room" with Major Roth. Chris: Mission accomplished, Major. Roth: We sure got those Syndicate guys good, eh General? Chris: We sure did. Well, I talked with Hasbro on Sunday about the G.I. Joe idea, and well we're ready to launch it next Monday. Roth: That's great to hear. Chris: (facing camera) Hamed, I gave you a sneak peek of sorts of what I'll do to you at End of Days when the U.S. TITLE will be on the line. I see, your "brothers" are having a little sibling rivalry, huh? Well don't worry, I will make it all better, with showing the match again: "Hamed Mohamed comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Clothesline...but General ducks! Brock Lesnar gets hit! Chris Johnston knocks Professor out of the ring. Brock Lesnar gets knocked to the ground by General, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, The Airstrike! 1....2....3. Batista and Lesnar remain in the ring, arguing. Brock Lesnar looks really angry. Batista pushes Lesnar away and walks off, looking furious. A ***** rating for a superb bout!" Chris: Also, Well, anywho, I have a battle plan that will topple your empire like our brave boys did to Saddam a while ago. Don't worry, I will take good care of that title, once I win it. Remember this, all it takes for me to topple your empire is Just One Airstrike.
  4. *IC* We see the General in some room. Chris: Well, after that beatdown, I decided to take the time to promote my brand new album dubbed, "God Bless America" In this album you can be sure to see my new song, "Hamed is a Freaking Donkey" Hamed is a freaking donkey (you can't deny that) Chris: Also, you'll hear "Courtesy of the Red White and Blue" Cuz, well you got your ass kicked Courtesy of the Red White and Blue Chris: order now and receive a free Hamed Jr. plush. God Bless America, in stores this tuesday. *OOC* My attempt to pull a John Cena (make an album.)
  5. Love the reviews and the humor pics. Can't wait for the rest of wave 7.
  6. Agreed, we'd see all sorts of wacked out mail away offers, hell the Ninja Battles set could have been mail away if Hasbro Direct was still around.
  7. Damnit to hell! I missed it again. Anyone know any good sites that have summaries of this series?
  8. Well hopefully the NBC shows are on Saturday Night. That will bring back memories of Saturday Night's Main Event. Ahhh, those were the days.
  9. Ehehehehe. I got all my predictions correct. 8/8. Not bad at all. Overall this PPV gets a 90/100 if not for that dull WWE Title Match. At least some interference would have been okay. When "Real American" started to play, I had goosebumps and took me back to the glory days. BTW, I'm sorry for not joining the Play by Play, I was at a friend's WrestleMania party.
  10. Triple Hemmaroids is just a screen hog.
  11. Or, make some crappy new sports entertainment program. They have experience, remember that stupid rollerblading show? When is it okay to make such crap?
  12. Whatever, earlier post retconned. So that's how comic book writers do it.
  13. Aw well, here's my explanation: *IC* The General is in a parking lot with Major Roth. Chris: So, I hear you have you've been called up to fight in Afghanistan? Roth: Sir, yes sir! Chris: This means, America's Elite will be built without you. Roth: Aw, I'll still be around to help you around. Chris: Well, good luck in the real war on terror. Roth: You were a good ally. *The Major then leaves in his tank, leaving Chris saluting him*
  14. *IC* The General is in a room with his partner, Major Roth. Chris: Well,well what can I say, this past week was just exciting. Sila, you claim to help me, but, what the hell was this? *The General suddenly plays footage of Silas beating down The General and his partner.* Chris: This is helping??? Beating me mercilessly. What you have done is to infuriate me even more. I have Donkey Mohamed to deal with, now I have to deal with you. On another note, I am recruiting superstars from Monday Night Chaos to join America's Elite. John Thomas, Steve Austin, The Rock, Armageddon, I am offering you memebership to ADC/TNI's greatesr fighting force. I will be looking for an answer soon. So, just tell me and Major Roth what you think about that. So until then, God Bless America.
  15. I think America's Elite might be in need of a manager/ally.
  16. *IC* Well, figure this out: The General And Major Roth will kick Hamed's ass and his little foreigner friend, The Iron Sneak. And Silas better hide like a snake in a hole, because we are going to bomb that hole! *OC*
  17. Sorry, Major Roth is a character created by me. Copyright 2005 Christopher Johnston (my real name)
  18. They might have one soon. As for the rosters, I am on the same show that Hamed is.
  19. Hehehehe, I hope Orton does lose, after he made you lose at WrestleFest, Kool-Aid.
  20. Agreed, the real G.I. Joes are out there protecting our nation overseas. #US1# For that I give them a "Yo Joe!" Keep up the good work, guys.
  21. The fact is that DD did bring back G.I. Joe to comics, and I'm happy for that. As for continuity, I follow my own continuity. (Expect a post about that soon...)
  22. Hey if G.I. J.O.E. did exist in real life, we'd have one heck of a war!!
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