Don of the Dead

Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? What do they pack styrofoam in when they ship it? What happens when you put a Slinkey down an up escelator?

The Ninja "I thought that was just gonna be a fart"

If its about that whole "birds and bees" thing I waaaay ahead of ya! I think it may be about the "hand job" picture you posted....I do like your collection.....please don't eat me.....I'm from Wisconsin so I taste like beer, brats, and cheese! Ahhhh Wisconsin, home to Ed Gein and Jeffry Dahmer Now HE knew how to make a Manwich.

I assume ZERO responsibility for bodies strewn about your yard/home.

If its about that whole "birds and bees" thing I waaaay ahead of ya!

Found some of the ML13 on 7 and 101 Minnetonka Target. Grabbed Abomination.

Uhg...... So Sandman shot Uncle Ben huh? Thus making Peter not stopping the robber at the wrestling match pointless, thus making his guilt pointless, thus f***ing up the whole Spider-Man universe.

Same thing.

Spencers, Suncoast (if any left), or good ol' eBay

Gotta love screwed up people trying to screw up the views of other people.

Wow....more left wing BS. @rolleye@ Why can't they focus on the more important "coverups"? Like Elvis being alive and those pesky aliens at Area 51 or that if you eat Pop Rocks and drink Coke your throat will explode?

Dude, you're talking to a guy who plans his NEXT Halloween on Nov. 1st. I'm spending this summer building an electric chair, and some air launchers to shoot zombies out of coffins at small children. Plus cuszomizing 2 life sized animatronic zombies. Busy summer. Fricken sweet! Can you post pics when finished? I agree, show us the pics when you're done. I'm working on my costume already, have the "shield," just need some red, white and blue paint for it. I'm the same thing every year, sometimes a diffrent mask (last year I did re-make leatherface) When you're built like me your options are limited. Halloween 05'

Dude, you're talking to a guy who plans his NEXT Halloween on Nov. 1st. I'm spending this summer building an electric chair, and some air launchers to shoot zombies out of coffins at small children. Plus cuszomizing 2 life sized animatronic zombies. Busy summer.

When Jigsaw pops up on a video he speaks through the puppet to his victims. Now go see the movies, they're awesome

I'm just waiting to have children, I already have the costume, and a real chainsaw in the garage.

I am grown up, if you don't want to listen to the truth thats fine, just remember me when your holding your wifes bloody lifeless body from being to close to one of these animals when they detonate a bomb in your local mall, or while your child gasps for breath because he/she got a lungfull of gas or toxin or virus while playing at Disneyland. Doesn't she look peaceful? why not invite her over for dinner, she only wants to watch you and your family die screaming, and I'm a big bad jerk for picking on her, right? Look at me mommy! I'm killing infidels! adorable huh? Amen, a book just came out "White Muslium", scary stuff.

You might want to skip my post, I'm sure I will hear nothing but what a "racist jerk" I am but here it goes: Isalm is a religion of peace here are 2 examples: After 9/11 we should live by the motto: If theres a towel on its head, shoot it dead. These people want to kill us and we have to play nice? Not hurt their feeling? Screw that, fight fire with fire, every city they riot in, burn one of theirs to the ground. Send em' to their 100 virgins that much quicker. Because if given half a chance, they'd do the same to you and everyone you love.

I hope before the award is given, a hurricane washes away 99% of liberal hollywood. Sorry I'm still pissed that Walk The Line got screwed. A movie about a man who stands up for the little guy vs. 2 cowboys bending over is no contest in my mind.

The Implaer was just arrested on 2 felony warrants, 1 for stalking, my guess is his career in politics is now screwed.

They're re-making it....should be out in 06 or 07 @grumpy@

You're not alone, everyone in the horror circles I frequent tell me it is the "best film in years" I guessed the "twist" about 15 minutes in and while the deaths were cool, the film was just so/so.

Dead men can't sue. @rambo@

If he keeps following in Eddie Murphys footsteps all he has to do now is pick up a transexual hooker, then do a bunch of kids movies and anitmated voice overs.

Gay is "in" this is why its so popular. "Look at me, I went and saw a movie with 2 men kissing, I'm a very open minded person" I have no problem with gays, get married, adopt, I don't care. But if I want to see 2 dudes making out, I'll visit my local malls mens room. It saves me $8.50 and I can bring my own popcorn.