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I just swiped this off of the superherohype boards. this was swiped off of latino review but then it was removed from latino review MASSIVE SPOILER TERRITORY! I HAVE RECENTLY COME UNDER REX LEE/THE DOCTOR/COBRA COMMANDER’S MIND CONTROL THROUGH THE NANOMITES BEHIND THE INCISION SCAR OF MY RIGHT EAR JUST LIKE ANA LEWIS AKA THE BARONESS AKA COBRA COMMANDER’S SISTER IN THE MOVIE! IN OTHER WORDS EL MAYIMBE IS NOW A MEMBER OF THE DIABOLICAL COBRA ORGANIZATION! I’VE GONE ROGUE COURTESY OF AMY POWELL, THE SR VP OF INTERACTIVE MARKETING OVER AT PARAMOUNT! SO YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE HUH?! WHICH GIJOE ACTUALLY DIES? HOW? COVERGIRL GETS IMPALED BY STORM SHADOW’S KATANA BLADE WHEN SHE ENTERS HAWK’S STATEROOM. STORM SHADOW THEN STABS HAWK IN THE GUT PARALYZING HIM. WHO DOES ZARTAN CLONE? THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AT THE END OF THE MOVIE THERFORE LEAVING IT WIDE OPEN FOR THE SEQUEL! ZARTAN SPENT 18 MONTHS STUDYING THE PRESIDENT, LEARNING HIS MANNERISMS, ADOPTING HIS EATING HABITS, AND LOSING SIXTY PERCENT OF HIS OWN MUSCLE MASS. WHAT’S UP WITH COBRA COMMANDER? DUKE’S BEST FRIEND IN THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE IS MEDICAL OFFICER REX LEE. DUKE IS GONNA MARRY REX’S SISTER ANA (aka the soon to be Baroness). REX WILL BE BEST MAN. DUKE PROMISES ANA TO TAKE CARE OF REX ON A MISSION THAT GOES TO HELL. REX IS SUPPOSEDLY KILLED OR SO WE THINK. REX REAPPEARS AS THE MASKED DOCTOR WHO BREATHES THROUGH A MASK AND BY THE END OF THE MOVIE BECOMES THE COBRA COMMANDER. THOSE JFX ONLINE PICTURES THAT LEAKED OF THE BARONESS? THAT IS ANA AT HER BROTHER’S REX FUNERAL. ANA THINKS REX IS STILL DEAD AND DOESN’T KNOW THE DOCTOR WORKING AT MARS IS HER BROTHER. HOW DOES THE BARONESS BECOME DECOBRAY AND WHY? SHE MARRIES LEON DECOBRAY WHO RUNS A LAB IN FRANCE. HE WEAPONIZES DESTRO’S WARHEADS. SHE IN TURN, DIVORCES HIM. DIDN’T THE BARONESS HAVE FEELINGS FOR DUKE? WHAT GIVES? SHE IS UNDER HER BROTHER’S MIND CONTROL. HAS A SMALL INCISION SCAR BEHIND HER RIGHT EAR. IT’S ALL ABOUT MIND CONTROL AND NANOTECHNOLOGY FOLKS. ANY BIG TIME DESTRUCTION IN THE FILM? OH YEAH! DESTRO GETS EVEN WITH THE FRENCH AND TOPPLES OVER THE EIFFEL TOWER! IT COMES CRASHING DOWN INTO THE SEINE. NANOMITES EAT THE **** OUT OF IT. ANYTHING ELSE HAPPENS? YEAH, DUKE GETS CAUGHT BY THE BAD GUYS JUST LIKE HE DID IN THE CARTOONS BACK IN THE DAY. WHERE IS MARS HEADQUARTERS? AT THE POLAR ICE CAPS UNDERWATER HOW DO THE JOES GET THERE? IN THE NIGHT RAVEN DOES DESTRO WEAR HIS FAMOUS MASK? AT THE END. HIS FACE GETS BURNED THAT THE NANOMITES FORM A MASK AROUND MCCULLEN’S FACE HENCE DESTRO IS BORN. ANY COOL TECH? YEAH, THE JOES HAVE MARK ONE ACCELERATOR SUITS LIKE THAT VIDEO GAME CRYSIS. MAKES YOU RUN FASTER, JUMP HIGHER AND HIT HARDER. BAD ASS! SO NOW YOU KNOW!

theres a rumor that a pic of Snake Eyes will be shown tomorrow online

well...... I wouldnt ask that question around here. Few here are fans of the movie and the characters.....I therefore loved the movie and the characters. I grew up on the cartoon, not the comic...and I love the plot and the pace of it. It was dark...it desensitized me with Serpentor hitting Duke in the Heart with a snake .....and the BLOOD! WOW! Loved it! VIOLENT!!!!! for a kids cartoon anyway Rumor is that there will be a Lt. Falcon and Nemesis Enforcer 2 pack.

yeh, bu it would be easier just to get green shirts multi packs or even singles...nuff said

ok, let me rephrase that....we need "25th" Green Shirts

We need Green Shirts! My Cobra Army Dwarfs my Joe army. I have severl Crimson Guards, Troopers, and soon Ill have many Vipers. Then my cobra army will surely take over North America and my Joes will end up in prison camps. Baroness will fall in love with Steeler, and the monuments across America will feature Cobra faces and statues. That's not cool. We need Green Shirts!

I enter WalMart, I run to the toy section, and all I see are...empty pegs. I see maybe a Stalker, a cobra commander, a roadblack......but nothing else hardly. Luckily I had to visit 4 WM's last night to even find a Rock N Roll, or a Armored CC. Still no torpedo. YOU may think IM lucky but unfrotunately, these Joes are becoming harder to find. The 2 pks are hard to find, the single packs are becoming scarce. Its funny to see the Star Wars and Marvel Legends pegs over flowing, but as for the Joes, we have to go on a bounty hunt for them.

but remember, Baroness was a master of diguise in that cartoon

PIC From my understanding this is Baroness from the GI Joe movie. hisstank.com posted this. Does this belong in the rumor board?

well sorta, I posted a month ago or so that it would be great to get joes in their carton forms with maybe a pack in DVD. That is what we're getting! plus a weather dominator and a MASS device. Some of you liked the idea but didnt find it conceivable. I guess youre all eating crow now aint chuns?

We want the BET!

oh me oh my....this is getting like star wars. first the figures come out and everyone buys them thinking WOW! we got star wars figures ...sure Luke is buff, sure leia looks like a monkey, but at least we have them.....and then later on we get updated figures that are more accurate. WAY TO SPEND OUR MONEY HASBRO! I know that everything weve bought so far will be re-released in a better form or another

well............ joes are in heavier demand now and mroe than they ever were. It reminds me when I was a kid and all I cold find were cobra commanders hangng on the pegs. Its the same now. I went to my walmart and all they had were hooded cobra commanders. I say if you want the figures, youre gonna have to go out and hunt for them. not wkly but several times a week

According to www.comics2film.com, david Murray wasnt able to secure a work Visa to participate in the GIjoe movie So in his place, Chris Eccleston, that's right...Dr. Who...will be partaking in the role of Destro! Bummer, I was hoping to see David Murray break out in this new role

nbo, he got married and died as an old man of natural causes.......and AIDS

did anyone keep that hisstank.com script review? Id love to see it

cast

I know who will play DUKE!, in the new movie: a guy by the name of Channing Tatum. an unknown. heres a pic http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0462590/Ss/...?hint=nm1475594 I think he'll make a good young version of Duke BTW, this is news from aintitcoolnews MOD EDIT: added title before merging with the rumor thread

Baroness- thats a total repaint...sucks PP Trooper - repaint...sucks Cobra Commander- I love it! even though its a repaint, its accurate Major Bludd- Zartan chest and torso? what the hell, get a sculpter do fix that Roadblock- meh, it works looks like alotta customs rather than new figures. IT took more talent to make the 80's figures than this 25th line which is all about repaints and customs

for me, its the cartoon...for you older guys it must be the comic. before I could even read, GI Joe was what lifted my imagination. but when i would occassionally buy a comic, it was wow, desensitizing my imagination with all of the killing it begot. Of course the ultimate experience was GI Joe the movie which tied everything together, which was an abomination to all comic readers. When it came down to learning about the comic, i always wondered why duke was dressed like general hawk (brown jacket). and then there was this guy with a circle in front of his mouth. the circle had a glare? what the hell is going on? so you see, the cartoon was the backbone to my imagination and it ended at a great time, unlike the comic which ended kinda abruptly with less readers in the end than in the beginning. Someone bring on the season 2 part 2!!!!

its not racist, but to be politically correct, ive heard that the neame tunnel rat can refer to something else.......and with the name given to an african american in a movie that could be an issue i guess what im trying to say is that if you cast the character of snow job with an african american.......there might be racial gestures implied they might have originally wanted to use tunnel rat but to make it politically correct by using marlon wayans, they had to change the name. I dont understand why they didnt just cast him as Big Lob...but then again...what's a Lob?

might be a take on the character.......Tunnel rat? they might have gone with a name change due to how people might act toward racism and the name. the character description reminds me of a character such as Tunnel Rat....and since I heard he was a major player in the original script. I just thought that might be a thought

when I was a kid, my mom wouldnt buy that many of them for me. now that Im 30 and I have a great job...i can get them all and theyre ever better!!!!!!!

do you think that duke with hawk's head would look more like cartoon duke? the duke head we got looks a little too friendlier. its funny how when they introduced the cartoon apart from the comic that we got two identical looking leaders.

GI Joe Season 2 part 2.....not on dvd I know.....but where if anywhere?