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  • Birthday 05/25/1978

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    I detest: The Batman, The Ultimate Marvel Universe realm, and most things with David Hasselhoff post Knight Rider

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  1. I just swiped this off of the superherohype boards. this was swiped off of latino review but then it was removed from latino review MASSIVE SPOILER TERRITORY! I HAVE RECENTLY COME UNDER REX LEE/THE DOCTOR/COBRA COMMANDER’S MIND CONTROL THROUGH THE NANOMITES BEHIND THE INCISION SCAR OF MY RIGHT EAR JUST LIKE ANA LEWIS AKA THE BARONESS AKA COBRA COMMANDER’S SISTER IN THE MOVIE! IN OTHER WORDS EL MAYIMBE IS NOW A MEMBER OF THE DIABOLICAL COBRA ORGANIZATION! I’VE GONE ROGUE COURTESY OF AMY POWELL, THE SR VP OF INTERACTIVE MARKETING OVER AT PARAMOUNT! SO YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE HUH?! WHICH GIJOE ACTUALLY DIES? HOW? COVERGIRL GETS IMPALED BY STORM SHADOW’S KATANA BLADE WHEN SHE ENTERS HAWK’S STATEROOM. STORM SHADOW THEN STABS HAWK IN THE GUT PARALYZING HIM. WHO DOES ZARTAN CLONE? THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AT THE END OF THE MOVIE THERFORE LEAVING IT WIDE OPEN FOR THE SEQUEL! ZARTAN SPENT 18 MONTHS STUDYING THE PRESIDENT, LEARNING HIS MANNERISMS, ADOPTING HIS EATING HABITS, AND LOSING SIXTY PERCENT OF HIS OWN MUSCLE MASS. WHAT’S UP WITH COBRA COMMANDER? DUKE’S BEST FRIEND IN THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE IS MEDICAL OFFICER REX LEE. DUKE IS GONNA MARRY REX’S SISTER ANA (aka the soon to be Baroness). REX WILL BE BEST MAN. DUKE PROMISES ANA TO TAKE CARE OF REX ON A MISSION THAT GOES TO HELL. REX IS SUPPOSEDLY KILLED OR SO WE THINK. REX REAPPEARS AS THE MASKED DOCTOR WHO BREATHES THROUGH A MASK AND BY THE END OF THE MOVIE BECOMES THE COBRA COMMANDER. THOSE JFX ONLINE PICTURES THAT LEAKED OF THE BARONESS? THAT IS ANA AT HER BROTHER’S REX FUNERAL. ANA THINKS REX IS STILL DEAD AND DOESN’T KNOW THE DOCTOR WORKING AT MARS IS HER BROTHER. HOW DOES THE BARONESS BECOME DECOBRAY AND WHY? SHE MARRIES LEON DECOBRAY WHO RUNS A LAB IN FRANCE. HE WEAPONIZES DESTRO’S WARHEADS. SHE IN TURN, DIVORCES HIM. DIDN’T THE BARONESS HAVE FEELINGS FOR DUKE? WHAT GIVES? SHE IS UNDER HER BROTHER’S MIND CONTROL. HAS A SMALL INCISION SCAR BEHIND HER RIGHT EAR. IT’S ALL ABOUT MIND CONTROL AND NANOTECHNOLOGY FOLKS. ANY BIG TIME DESTRUCTION IN THE FILM? OH YEAH! DESTRO GETS EVEN WITH THE FRENCH AND TOPPLES OVER THE EIFFEL TOWER! IT COMES CRASHING DOWN INTO THE SEINE. NANOMITES EAT THE **** OUT OF IT. ANYTHING ELSE HAPPENS? YEAH, DUKE GETS CAUGHT BY THE BAD GUYS JUST LIKE HE DID IN THE CARTOONS BACK IN THE DAY. WHERE IS MARS HEADQUARTERS? AT THE POLAR ICE CAPS UNDERWATER HOW DO THE JOES GET THERE? IN THE NIGHT RAVEN DOES DESTRO WEAR HIS FAMOUS MASK? AT THE END. HIS FACE GETS BURNED THAT THE NANOMITES FORM A MASK AROUND MCCULLEN’S FACE HENCE DESTRO IS BORN. ANY COOL TECH? YEAH, THE JOES HAVE MARK ONE ACCELERATOR SUITS LIKE THAT VIDEO GAME CRYSIS. MAKES YOU RUN FASTER, JUMP HIGHER AND HIT HARDER. BAD ASS! SO NOW YOU KNOW!
  2. theres a rumor that a pic of Snake Eyes will be shown tomorrow online
  3. well...... I wouldnt ask that question around here. Few here are fans of the movie and the characters.....I therefore loved the movie and the characters. I grew up on the cartoon, not the comic...and I love the plot and the pace of it. It was dark...it desensitized me with Serpentor hitting Duke in the Heart with a snake .....and the BLOOD! WOW! Loved it! VIOLENT!!!!! for a kids cartoon anyway Rumor is that there will be a Lt. Falcon and Nemesis Enforcer 2 pack.
  4. yeh, bu it would be easier just to get green shirts multi packs or even singles...nuff said
  5. ok, let me rephrase that....we need "25th" Green Shirts
  6. We need Green Shirts! My Cobra Army Dwarfs my Joe army. I have severl Crimson Guards, Troopers, and soon Ill have many Vipers. Then my cobra army will surely take over North America and my Joes will end up in prison camps. Baroness will fall in love with Steeler, and the monuments across America will feature Cobra faces and statues. That's not cool. We need Green Shirts!
  7. I enter WalMart, I run to the toy section, and all I see are...empty pegs. I see maybe a Stalker, a cobra commander, a roadblack......but nothing else hardly. Luckily I had to visit 4 WM's last night to even find a Rock N Roll, or a Armored CC. Still no torpedo. YOU may think IM lucky but unfrotunately, these Joes are becoming harder to find. The 2 pks are hard to find, the single packs are becoming scarce. Its funny to see the Star Wars and Marvel Legends pegs over flowing, but as for the Joes, we have to go on a bounty hunt for them.
  8. but remember, Baroness was a master of diguise in that cartoon
  9. PIC From my understanding this is Baroness from the GI Joe movie. hisstank.com posted this. Does this belong in the rumor board?
  10. well sorta, I posted a month ago or so that it would be great to get joes in their carton forms with maybe a pack in DVD. That is what we're getting! plus a weather dominator and a MASS device. Some of you liked the idea but didnt find it conceivable. I guess youre all eating crow now aint chuns?
  11. oh me oh my....this is getting like star wars. first the figures come out and everyone buys them thinking WOW! we got star wars figures ...sure Luke is buff, sure leia looks like a monkey, but at least we have them.....and then later on we get updated figures that are more accurate. WAY TO SPEND OUR MONEY HASBRO! I know that everything weve bought so far will be re-released in a better form or another
  12. well............ joes are in heavier demand now and mroe than they ever were. It reminds me when I was a kid and all I cold find were cobra commanders hangng on the pegs. Its the same now. I went to my walmart and all they had were hooded cobra commanders. I say if you want the figures, youre gonna have to go out and hunt for them. not wkly but several times a week
  13. According to www.comics2film.com, david Murray wasnt able to secure a work Visa to participate in the GIjoe movie So in his place, Chris Eccleston, that's right...Dr. Who...will be partaking in the role of Destro! Bummer, I was hoping to see David Murray break out in this new role
  14. nbo, he got married and died as an old man of natural causes.......and AIDS
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