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Pit Viper

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  1. Just the other day you said you gave up a figure for a little kid and now you were pissed that you missed something that a little kid may have gotten.

     

     

    WTF? You missed my point, Dude!

     

    I was poed at the way those chicks treated me. It wasn't that I missed out on anything. I was trying to help and that beotch gave me her back!

     

    But this is only a couple of examples. For the most part, I'm like the King of the Toy Isle. I'm known! I usually help people out more than the employees who don't know s***. I'm known as like the Toy Guy and people just come up to ME and ASKE ME questions cuz they've caught on that I know more than those minimum wage Target monkeys do! And then for the most part, everyone is like, "Thank you so much!" "You're vry smart, Sir." You've been a huge help. Thank you!"

     

    Most people are totally dope and they totally appreciate when you affect their lives like that. It's just that sometimes you get these snobs who think they're better than me. THOSE are the a-holes that I'm like, "Look, Dude! I have about a thousand action figures and in twenty years I'm going to sell them for AT LEAST a hundred dollars each! DO THE MATH, LOSER! I'm sitting on about a HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS!!! I'll be able to buy and sell your wife, Dude!!!!" LOL!

     

    THEN they shut the eff up!

     

    You are fooling yourself if you think most of these are going to be worth $100 each.

  2. Once a few years go by, and it seems like one war is too long ago to make sense that a character who's not getting any older could've been in that war, I just bump them up to the next war.

     

    Back in the 80's, yeah. Snake Eyes, Stalker, Duke, and STormShadow were all in Vietnam, but by the 90's, I bumped them up to the Korean War, and then in the late 90's, I put them in the Falklands. By 2000, I figure its safe to put them in the First Gulf War and in a few years we could put them in Iraq or Afganistan.

     

    Luckily, there's always another war right around the corner! :)

     

     

    Did the US fight another war in Korea in the late 1970s that I forgot about? I hope this was a typo!

     

    Also, why would Americans have been fighting in the Falklands?

  3. You actually asked an employee? Ha!

     

    Yeah. I know. My bad. Stupid me. I thought that minimum wage jack @$$ would actually know something about his job. If he worked for me, I'd show him my crack.

     

    Don't worry. I let him have it. He won't forget EvilStar anytime soon!

     

    So did the Python Patrol fight ALL the Joes or just the Tiger Force? And did the TF ever make it to the cartoon?

     

    It's not the business of a retail worker to know the details of the action figures sold where he or she works. Did you ask him how it is that Snake Eyes, Stalker, and Storm Shadow could have served in Vietnam and not be too old to still be active military while you were at it? RIDICULOUS

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