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  1. ic, after the show, coach is backstage waiting for eclipse. coach: eclipse, what was that out there? eclipse: you again, what do you want to ask me tonight. coach: well, i'm sure all the fans want to know why did you attack kool aid man tonight? eclipse: what are you talking about, i didn't attack him. oh, you mean that whole thing with the chair in the face? that wasn't an attack, that was me hooking him up with a blind date. i think they really hit it off, you see how that chair's wrapped around his face and look, they slept together on their first date. (laughs) coach: what? eclipse: get with the program, you didn't know that freak had a thing for chairs? well let me put it in terms even you can understand. he likes chairs as much as you like chip n dale dancers. coach: what..i..i.. don't eclipse: shut up coach. you disgust me, get out of my sight. eclipse grabs the mic from coach and gives it to a stage hand. eclipse: just hold this up and shut up. now, kool aid man, you want to go around flashing your titles? you want to talk about being a star? well tonight, your one step closer to reality again. come thursday, when you lose the other title, you can go right back to being a sicko with his chair. oc,
  2. ic, after the show, eclipse is backstage with coach for a few comments. coach: eclipse, that sure was a great match you two had tonight. but how do you feel about tapping out and to your own move. eclipse: coach....what kind of ##$%$#ed question is that! eclipse always puts on a great match. and as for tonights match, it only proved two things. one, john thomas is nothing but a hack. he couldn't get the job done with any of his own crappy moves, so he had to steal mine. and two, eclipse always gets it done, one way or another. coach: but you didn't win the match. eclipse: just stand there and hold the mic, jackass. i'm not the one left laying in the middle of the ring. eclipse is he greatest thing this federation has to offer. everyone wants to be just like me. look at john thomas, he knows i'm the best. he wants to be just like m. i'm the most devastating man in sports entertainment, that's why he stole my move. as for tonight, i just didn't think he would stoop that low, but then again, fear will get you to do desperate things. coach: the bottom line is, he got the win. eclipse: coach, don't make me warn you again. you heard what i just said. there isn't a single wrestler out there who can do it the way i can. i'm the most devastating man there is, i'm an artist in that ring. john thomas thinks he's the greatest technical wrestler there is? he's just an eclipse wanna be, just like all these people out there. oc, as always, excellent show.
  3. ic, eclipse stumbles out of the ring and grabs a mic, he gets back in and demands john thomas to return to the ring. eclipse: THOMAS! get back out here. you and i are going to settle this today. title or not, it's personal now. eclipse: you think you can come down and interfere in one of my matches? well guess what, the time for talk is over. i'm going to come out with my mouth sealed, i promise you i'll never tap out. i don't care how many versions of the sharpshooter you have, come sunday, i'm not just going to beat you, i'm going to embarass you in that ring. i won't be happy with a simple "i quit", i'm gonna make you beg for mercy. oc, i'll do what i can to keep posting promos and segments. i appreciate the time you put into this. it'll be sad if this game is scrapped. i know you do a lot and whatever you decide will be fine.
  4. that is truely sad news. as far back as i can remember, he was part of the show. RIP boss man.
  5. i'm gonna take a wait and see approach.
  6. ic, eclipse: johnny boy! if you want a submission match, you got it. now i can see why your all upset, i would be too if i realized i had just made the single biggest mistake of my career. but there's no need to get your panties all ruffled. i know your trying to build up that anger, you want to focus that rage, because at downward spiral, you don't want to make any mistakes. your gonna want to make sure everyone out there hears you scream, you want the ref to know for certain that you want the pain to end! eclipse: by the way, if it isn't too much trouble, make sure you shine up my belt before this sunday. oc. great show, can't believe the ppv is this sunday.
  7. ic, after the show, eclipse is backstage celebrating. josh mathews approaches for a few quick words. josh: eclipse, how's it feel to be back in the ring? eclipse: what? how does it feel? what kind of reporter are you, asking me dumb questions like that. do i have to do everything around here. tell you what, just stand there and hold the mic. eclipse: you want to know, i'll tell you how it was. 20,000 of eclipse's fans packed the arena tonight. they saved all month, recycled pop cans, skipped a couple of meals, all for tickets, just to witness my triumphant return and eclipse did not disapoint. did you see me out there? i showed the world what a true master of the ring i am. eclipse: john thomas, you call yourself the greatest technical wrestler in the federation, but all you did was steal bret harts sharpshooter. that's right, your a theif. i, on the other hand, am a true ring technician. just look at what i did to "the truth". i'm the original encyclopedia of moves. i am to wrestling, what the kama sutra is to sex. just then steve austin shows up and josh gets out of the way. eclipse: what do you want now? austin: i saw your match earlier tonight and i was wondering what you were thinking. eclipse: well, right now i'm thinking i want to chalk up a cue and play a little 8 ball. austin: you trying to be funny? i was just listening to your interview here and i thought you said you were an encyclopedia of moves. eclipse: that's right. i know every move and counter move there is. it's all up here baby. austin: every move? an encyclopedia? tell me this? are you familiar with this one......STUNNER! stone cold just laid out eclipse. Austin: you can add that one to your list. oc.
  8. although it garnered a lot of attention, the diva segments in general, aren't all that great. the weekly stunts seem dumb.
  9. if it's a raw brand ppv, shouldn't he have been there regardless? in case something happens and the character is needed.
  10. even before orton won, that match wasn't really all that hyped up. and after he won the title, the focus was split between him and eugene. it would be good if he actually had the spotlight for a while, or was involved in a bigger feud going into the title match.
  11. after the show, eclipse is seen backstage, tearing things apart. he is clearly upset over what transpired in the ring. coach approaches him for a few words. coach: eclipse, a quick word. we all saw what happened earlier tonight, wha.. eclipse: shut up! tonight was my night. i was out there celebrating with all my fans, having a little fun, when Q BALL takes it upon himself to spoil my party. who does he think he is. doesn't he know that i'm the biggest thing this federations has going for them. i'm mr entertainment himself. millions upon millions tune in to watch me, on BEYOND THE RING. coach: okay, but tonight, he reinstated you as a wrestler. isn't that what you've been lobbying for all this time? eclispse: yeah, you know what Q BALL, you just did me and all these people out there a huge favour. they can once again cheer for their favourite wrestler. stands will be filled and t shirt sales are going to go through the roof because eclipse is back in business. you think i was a problem before? you just wait and see. coach: but your first match is against john thom... eclipse: didn't i tell you to shut up! john thomas, john thomas, do you have some sort of school girl crush or something. i'm not afraid of john thomas. he calls himself the greatest technical wrestler in the federation? what's he going to do? did you see me out there, did you see how i got out of that sharpshooter. johnny boy better go over to bret harts house and pay for a few more lessons. eclipse: at downward spiral, your going to feel the effects of the full eclipse and after the sting, it's gonna be lights out. oh, and johnny, you better go out and polish up that belt, i want it to be real shiny when i put it around my waist. coach: but eclipse, if your an active wrestler again, aren't you afraid of all the people you've messed with in the past? eclipse: coach, what did i tell you earlier, shut up! eclipse is afraid of no one. if they want a piece of me, i'll be right here... wait, where's my wallet? i think i left it in my car. you wait here while i go look. eclispe looks over his shoulders and heads off towards the parking lot. oc, excellent show. at least tni is back up and running again.
  12. i thought they wanted him to be semi heel?
  13. i don't know if it's rigged or not, but i do wonder sometimes. i have nothing against the concept of a diva search. if it draws attention, great. what i do find annoying about it, are all the dumb things the contestants are made to do each week. it doesn't seem well planned and usually doesn't recieve positive attention. the stunts are what's boring about it.
  14. ic: after the match, eclipse is backstage celebrating alone. josh mathews spots him opening up a bottle of champaign. josh: eclipse, a quick word. eclipse shakes the bottle over josh. eclipse: whoooo, it's time to celebrate. josh: what was that all about in the ring, what does it all mean? was it all planned? eclipse: what difference does it make, eclipse is back baby!!! i am the greatest, whoooo! josh: i'm confused about the match, was that your intention all along. eclipse: look, my simple minded compadre. ten men entered that match and a true champion emerged victorious. did you see me beat all those guys, i didn't even break a sweat. that title is as good as mine. eclipse, the intercontinental champion, i like the sound of that. josh: but you really haven't won yet. you still have to defeat john thomas. how do you plan on doing that, since you haven't wrestled in ages. eclipse fades out mathews, clearly daydreaming. eclipse: eclipse, the intercontinental champion. (repeats it to himself, over and over again) oc, excellent show. it's good to see tni back up, kinda missed things around here.
  15. the thing is, the absured amount your paying is only for the box. they really didn't grade the toy itself. for all they know, that figure could have a huge crack on the bottom. they're really only looking at the box and that's what your paying for. fot that amount, i might as well buy several figures off the shelf, with good boxes. at least i'm sure that one of the toys inside isn't damaged.
  16. great show, i guess we're going to see a lot of changes in the storylines. ic: eclipse: rj, what are you so mad about? i thought i did you a favour. don't tell me your feeling bad about it. i guess she should have listened to you and stayed home. instead, she dumped your ass for that ape. so you should be thanking me, you ingrate. and as for you lesnar, i told you i'd be back. how does it feel now that outsiders is gone, where are your syndicate buddies now? your all nothing without the bosses ass on your lips. so now i want you to go back there and tell your little friends, game on! oc
  17. is that really necessary? i know a lot of people collect misb and that's great, but to pay that much for something you can find on a shelf. i'm sure if you spend enough time at a walmart, you'll find one in great condition. besides, what if the toy inside happens to be defective? maybe a bad paint job on the other side.
  18. i know what you mean. duty sucks, plus the $5 surcharge for going through your stuff. it ends up costing more sometimes and your always worried that your stuff may arrive all messed up.
  19. excellent developments, can't wait to see what happens. enjoy metalica!
  20. if he's got a trademark move, i say, let him use it. at least he's being noticed by people.
  21. it's a decent poster. what i find odd was last weeks smackdown when they put the hat over the supports for his neck brace. it was just hovering over his head, now that looked stupid.
  22. it doesn't make sense for certain characters. what if the gimmick called for otherwise? like taker on smackdown. i don't expect him with the gear on after shows, but it would be odd if he were in a suit. same with a lot of guys on raw.
  23. eclipse1

    Diva Search

    they really don't have things together. they all seem ackward out there. plus those stupid tasks everyweek are just dumb. it would be better if things looked more organized.
  24. 100 shows, that's amazing. great ppv, with a lot of changes. i liked the ladder match and the main event.
  25. after the show, eclipse is backstage with his cameraman. eclipse: well johnny boy, looks like your friend isn't man enough to take on the syndicate. he'd rather party than help his partner. this sunday, at breaking point, the title is on the line. you have a chance to become the intercontinental champ and you get to kick some syndicate ass. now tell me, who can you trust to be in your corner? a drunk who cares more about himself and his b!#ch. are you really going to bet your life on these people? eclipse: it's really simple, you and i aren't friends, but we do have a common goal, to get rid of the syndicate. so i'm asking you to join me in taking them out. what do you say? ooc that was a great show, i'm looking forward to the ppv this sunday.
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