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  1. Dang! There a lot of names here I wouldn't want to see made cuz I don't know who they are. Lotta luv for C-Girl tho! That's totally rock star!
  2. I'm a total hardcore fan from Old Skool Joe. I was there back in '82 buying the straight arms. So I'm TOTALLY hardcore for this 25th A line. One of the most totally dope things about this line is how Hasbro's putting out some of my favorite vehicle drives/ pilots like Ace ...even tho he TOTALLY sux!... and Wild Weasel ...who kicks MAJOR A! They make these figs available without those like me who want the figs without having to drop major chedda on a big giant toy vehicle some of us don't have room for anyway. Yeah. A Sky Striker would ROOL!!! A Dragonfly would be totally fly! But if you want to save a few bucks and a lot of space, it's totally cool that we can get some of these figs this way. So we got Wild Weasel, Ace, Copperhead (Got 'im yesterday! And he's DA BOM!) and we're getting Steeler. Who else would you like? Here's EvilStar's Top Five: 1. Cover Girl: If we get her, we'll complete the whole 82-84 run. EvilStar won't re-open that can of worms, but we all know that was HIS day! Anyway, CG was the HOTTEST chick in Joe and a MAJOR character too! Plus, she looks totally military. A lot more than Scarlet does! 2. Tan Clutch: This one is TOTALLY for EvilStar. It'd be great to get the Vamp II but even if we just got him by himself, it would be cool. Hey! Hasbro loves a repaint and this would be a fresh way of putting Clutch out there single card. 3. Cutter: Dang! Really wish they put Cutter in that two pack with the new Firefly ( Got them too! FF is the BEST fig hands down, Dude!) Anyway, Cutter was cool and the WHALE would be really pricey to put out there. And we need a guy from the Coast Guard. 4. Frostbite: After Snowjob and Parka Snake Eyes, EvilStar would really like more Artic troopers. 5. Keel-Haul: There's NO EFFING way Hasbro will ever put out the FLAGG unless they hit us up for a thousand bucks so single card is a good cheap way of getting us the HIGHEST RANKING JOE EVA!!! Who else?
  3. Oh yeah. EvilStar should order s*** online. It's just soooooooo secure. Right away! @hmmm@ Doy!
  4. Yeah. EvilStar likes to be positive, but if the Baby Jesus came down to EvilStar and said, "Yo! You want to bet that this movie is gonns suck?" EvilStar would have to say, "Yeah. I'll take that action." And the toys...if they're based on the pics we've seen, we're getting a bunch of guys in black Matrix suits. They look like Batman movie suits without the Batman on them. Nothing I want to pick up. Give me 25th all the way!
  5. EvilStar

    Dukes M-16

    WHOOO HOOO.. be sure to let us know when you leave.. we'll throw you a good riddance.. I mean farewell.. goodbye party. Dude, and YOU'RE a mod??? I don't think its cool for mods to make fun of the posters. You're just saying its okay to flame. Fun is fun so long as what happens on the boards STAYS on the boards. But when it affects real life than that ain't dope. I heard a car drive past my house one night a few weeks ago. And I know it was someone from the boards. Yo. That s*** ain't funny!
  6. ...And the latest in JB's Big Head & Short Leg phase... http://www.byrnerobotics.com/forum/forum_p...;PN=1&TPN=1 Check out the midget Doctor Doom in the background! Check out Catwoman's face too. Aside from the puppy dog nose, Byrne's DEFINITELY been looking at Adam Hughes and going, "Man! I wish I could draw women's faces like that..."
  7. ABSOLUTELY, Bro! AMEN! JB TOTALLY has the right to have the most anal, un-fun, @$$-kissingest message board that he and his pee-ons and put together. If he wants a message board where he can post his bad drawings and then watch as people just post how great it is, post stories of how Marvel and DC screwed him over and how bad their comics are now, its all TOTALLY his right. But EvilStar ALSO has the right to call a message board like that anal, unfun, and @$$-kissing-ish.
  8. EvilStar

    Dukes M-16

    Thanks for having my back, Bro. ...Even tho it is kind've a back-handed compliment. I walked away from this thread and I was even going to walk away from the boards 4eva! I started out with an important interesting topic but everyone tore it down into a "Trash EvilStar" thread. I always take the high road tho. I don't talk smack about people back. I just ignore them. But hey! Look how even tho the haters talk smack about EvilStar, all his threads totally rock the boards and become the most popular threads on the net! My threads always hit record number pages! So the haters can say what they want but everyone wants to hear what EvilStar says!
  9. ARROW: "TEACHER! TEACHER! EvilStar is talking!!!" Dang, Dude! For real???? If you're ain't Byrne himself, you GOT to be one of his habana boys over there! And no. EvilStar don't post there. The Evil One read the Rules & Regs. He got as far as the rule on HOW TO ASK JB A QUESTION and EvilStar said, "Uhh...No thanks!" No. It's true. Check it out... http://www.byrnerobotics.com/forum/forum_p...;FID=3&PR=3 And those are on top of the SECRET rules! Oh yeah, Baby! The JB man has this list of movies that can't be talked about or he'll shut down the thread. I know one of those movies is the FF one and the other is Batman. Don't know why cuz no one's allowed to ask. Real fun guy, right?
  10. THAT'S fo sure, Bro! He took a sexy chick and added his own take. To make her goofy looking with a puppy dog nose!
  11. D'OH! JB get's PWNED!!!! Check out this latest bobblehead drawing... http://www.byrnerobotics.com/forum/forum_p...;PN=1&TPN=1 Get a load of that giant @$$ noggin on the Black Widow!!! She looks like she should be on some Mexican's dash board! And THIS time, somebody finally CALLS JB on it!! Even they they still kiss his @$$ when they call him on it: "JB, I've noticed that lately your heads are getting larger and your legs are getting shorter. Is this an intentional change in your style? " Change in style my @$$! So Mr. Sensative says this: "It's called "foreshortening"." Forshortening my A! I call BS on this one! And so does someone else and they still kiss his @ in doing it: "To my eyes, it seems more pronounced from you than it did a few years ago. I was thinking that perhaps you were getting away from the "heroic figures are nine heads tall" bit I read about the the Lee/Buscema drawing book." Of course Mr. I Never Screw Up Except On Purpose plays dumb: "I just looked thru the last dozen or so commission pieces posted, in the Gallery, and except for instances of foreshortening I see nothing different in my approach to the figure work. Perhaps you can cite examples?" So the fan actually ponys up with for real examples! "Sure, I'll link a few. Sure, I'll link a few. After a couple of decades of uber-exaggerated Jim Lee-style long legs and tiny heads so prevalent in comics, I thought it would be an interesting artistic decision if it was a conscious one. (I've read the comments from other people too, so I know it isn't just me noticing it.)" Doctor Doom: http://www.byrnerobotics.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=24409 &PN=2&totPosts=143 She-Hulk: http://www.byrnerobotics.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=24003 &PN=2&totPosts=66 Captain America: http://www.byrnerobotics.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22952 &PN=2&totPosts=45 Batgirl: http://www.byrnerobotics.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21870 &PN=2&totPosts=77 So MR. Defensive TOTALLY ignores this guy's examples and just responds to this point: After a couple of decades of uber-exaggerated Jim Lee-style long legs and tiny heads so prevalent in comics, as if the guy was talking specifically about HIM and not just comic art in general: But when have I ever done that?? Then somebody else tries to bail out JB with this flimsy excuse... "Probably an "optical illusion" caused by our attention focused on the expressive faces of JB's figures. In this case BW's hair makes her head seem bigger. " Even JB don't buy this one! Check out how pi$$y he gets... "Or being the closest thing to the "camera". Foreshortening. Elementary stuff here, people." With JB on the ropes here, another of his A-kissers steps up to get his back: "There's been so many years of crap in the industry that work by artists who can actually draw seems to confuse people. Sad." This is where JB just runs and don't fight back anymore. Man! Why can't he just say "Yeah. I effed up. I made her head too big!"
  12. I don't think she looks like Vamirella the way he drew her. Vampy's a HOTTIE! She's a real sexy beotch and he gave her one of his rubber stamp goofy faces. Here's one where he gets even more google-eyed! Of course, he'd defend this by saying "Oh! That's how she's supposed to look! Cuz I invented her!" http://www.byrnerobotics.com/forum/forum_p...;PN=1&TPN=1 Can you say "BULL****!"
  13. EvilStar

    Dukes M-16

    If this thread gets locked, way to go, people.
  14. Wow! Just...WOW! EvilStar has a new favorite fig...THIS ONE!!! Dang, Dude! Props to Hasbro for this one! Perfect! Straight up!
  15. EvilStar

    Dukes M-16

    Uhh, Sorry, Bro, but EvilStar is a grown up. He makes his own money, drives his own car, and has a smoking hot gf! The biggest diss tho is saying EvilStar WASN"T there in 82. Sorry MF's. He was. He had ALL the straight arm Joes! Sorry to disapoint all da haters! But karma won't bite Evil on da @$$. He ALWAYD takes the high road. Living well is da best revenge! Peace!
  16. Aside from his kid being born, this line is the BEST thing that ever happened to EvilStar! He voted 8! As for his favorite figure, its always been between Snowjob and Torpedo, but cuz Snowjob wasn't on the list, Torpy got the vote. The worst is Ace. Why wasn't he on the list. He blows every which way!
  17. EvilStar

    Dukes M-16

    And that wasn't enough for you? How many times do you need to be screwed before you go, "Hmmm...maybe if I don't do this, I won't get screwed?" Here's a stat for you...EvilStar's done ZERO transactions on ebay...and guess what? You know how many times Evil's been screwed? Hmmm?? ZERO!!!!! Ouch! BURN!!! You've been pwned, Bro! Point: EVILSTAR!
  18. Yup! Totally, Bro. The problem is Mattel started out with the WEAKEST wave of all the ones they've shown us. Okay. You've got Batman. Everyone wants him. Baman fans, comic fans, little kids, their moms who don't know comics, etc. Penguin...Yeah. Everyone's heard of him but a lot of people just aren't going to pony up for a fat guy figure. Red Tornado...Well, only comic gees know him but he does look cool so maybe some little kid might give him a chance. Orion and Demon...they're strictly for the fanboys. Now I know a bunch of whiney fanboys are going to chime in with, "Well, this line is geared for collectors. Mattel isn't counting on little kids and their moms buying these so it don't matter if they recognize them or not..." EvilStar says "BULL!" Wave One is warming every peg EvilStar sees so if this line is geared to collectors then there ain't enough Orion and Demon collectors out there! Wave Two and Three were SOOOOO much better, Dude! You got Green Lantern, Nightwing, Robin, Aquaman, Black Manta...lots of figs that EVERYONE...kids AND collectors would scoop up! Hey! EvilStar loves the obscure character too, but he hopes this line doesn't get choked to death by Mattel pushing a bunch of characters no one wants or heard of!
  19. Yup! Totally, Bro. The problem is Mattel started out with the WEAKEST wave of all the ones they've shown us. Okay. You've got Batman. Everyone wants him. Baman fans, comic fans, little kids, their moms who don't know comics, etc. Penguin...Yeah. Everyone's heard of him but a lot of people just aren't going to pony up for a fat guy figure. Red Tornado...Well, only comic gees know him but he does look cool so maybe some little kid might give him a chance. Orion and Demon...they're strictly for the fanboys. Now I know a bunch of whiney fanboys are going to chime in with, "Well, this line is geared for collectors. Mattel isn't counting on little kids and their moms buying these so it don't matter if they recognize them or not..." EvilStar says "BULL!" Wave One is warming every peg EvilStar sees so if this line is geared to collectors then there ain't enough Orion and Demon collectors out there! Wave Two and Three were SOOOOO much better, Dude! You got Green Lantern, Nightwing, Robin, Aquaman, Black Manta...lots of figs that EVERYONE...kids AND collectors would scoop up! Hey! EvilStar loves the obscure character too, but he hopes this line doesn't get choked to death by Mattel pushing a bunch of characters no one wants or heard of!
  20. EvilStar

    Dukes M-16

    Dude!!! Don't even go there! Like I'm actually going to send somebody on the internet my money and HOPE that they'll actually send me what I'm paying for cuz if they don't they would get negative feedback???? Yo, Bro, I never GOT ebay. Don't know how that big giant scam factory ever took off. I don't do ebay AT ALL. I just go there to look at pics. Last thing I need is to deal with some psycho who's going to get pi$$ed at me for some crazy @$$ reason and then he shows up at my house and guns me down. I'd rather go to a store where I can...oh I don't know... actually SEE what I'm PAYING for! I'd rather do cash. EvilStar believes in money on the barrel. Like Dave Ramsey says, credit cards are evil.
  21. YO! Dude! That's a HUGE difference!!!! Yeah. I remember seeing those first pics and being down for these figs. The fists are A LOT better than those huge cow milking paws. These new pics make this line look like Mexican knock-offs! Did something happen? Were those first prototypes too expensive to make? Dang, Dude! I see these things rotting till the hit the clearance isle. They're going to sit next to those stupid little two packs that Mattel makes now that no one ever buys. And EvilStar ain't buying that "These are for kids" line! Kids don't know what a Qwardian is or who Adam Strange is. Since when are kids down with cr@ppy looking figures anyway? It's like, "These are for kids so we don't have to really try too hard." Mattel, save your money NOW! Just stop this!!
  22. EvilStar

    Dukes M-16

    Mmmmyeah! EvilStar HAS been wondering about that. He hasn't put Snake-Eye's backpack on Grunt because he has it on Snake-Eyes. And if he takes it off, he might make SE's back hole too loose.
  23. EvilStar

    Dukes M-16

    Um...Yeah. Really funny, Bro. > Anyway. BOT, even if Maraudar is on the up-n-up, they're are a lot of scammers on the internet who set up these dummy screens with all of a real website's graphics and you think you're ordering something from Maruadar but you're really just giving some @-hole your SS # and ALL your credit card #'s. I saw this on television. Maybe if they had a catalog, I'd feel a little better about it but even there, I don't trust the mail. I usually go downtown on a bus to pay my bills in a person. At least if they had a catalogue I wouldn't be sending my address across the internet. I'd feel a little better about it.
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