Seriously, I don't do e-bay cuz of all the BS scams and the ID theft. But if I did, I'd be TOTALLY ALL over this auction, Dude! Check it out here:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Have-lunch-with-Actres...1QQcmdZViewItem
Yo! If I was into ebay I SWEAR TO GOD I'd drop a bid of a million dollars to win this one. Its like my most greatest dream come true! I'm totally hardcore into JAG! I've seen almost all the episodes and I always thought Colonel MacKenzie was DA BOMB!!! She was the hottest beotch on TV and if I won this I'd effing tell her so to her face!
If I won this, it'd be the HAPPIEST effing day of my whole GD LIFE!!! I'd be totally like Thank you Jesus! I totally know me and she would click. We'd be like totally feeling each other BIG TIME! I'm TOTALLY hardcore into JAG and I know all about the militery. First thing I'd say was, "I effing love you. You are a TOTALLY smoking ho, babe!" If I won, I'd totally break up with my gf the same day. I'd have to cuz I'm no dog and I'd clear the way for DA COLONEL!!!
This TOTALLY tempts me to do e-bay, but I'm too afraid of getting effed! Dang! Damn you, E-bay! This is like God is trying to bait me!
Sh*t.