EvilStar

Dude, chill. I don't know, Bro. Sometimes I get poed. And I sometimes I use fowl language to undermine my point. I try and keep it clean tho for the kiddies in da house. It's all good tho, Dude. Anyway, did anybody see what that auction closed at? Dang, Bro! 4 K!!!!!!! I hope the winner gets his money's worth and gets to kick it with Col. Hottie! I'm TOTALLY jealous! Yo, Bro! Be a stand up guy and post some pics! That would be TOTALLY dope! Peace out!

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Dude, I'd TOTALLY clean up my act for her. But anyway, check out the guy's feedback! If you click onto page two, the effing dude TOTALLY shafted some guy and got a negative for it. Who the Hell is gonna bid on this guy's auction now? He took some poor shmuck's chedda and effed him for it. That TOTALLY sux, dude!!! I would've called the cops on this guy. Who knows if he can even deliver this chick if you win? And for over two grand? He can kiss my crack hard!

Seriously, I don't do e-bay cuz of all the BS scams and the ID theft. But if I did, I'd be TOTALLY ALL over this auction, Dude! Check it out here: http://cgi.ebay.com/Have-lunch-with-Actres...1QQcmdZViewItem Yo! If I was into ebay I SWEAR TO GOD I'd drop a bid of a million dollars to win this one. Its like my most greatest dream come true! I'm totally hardcore into JAG! I've seen almost all the episodes and I always thought Colonel MacKenzie was DA BOMB!!! She was the hottest beotch on TV and if I won this I'd effing tell her so to her face! If I won this, it'd be the HAPPIEST effing day of my whole GD LIFE!!! I'd be totally like Thank you Jesus! I totally know me and she would click. We'd be like totally feeling each other BIG TIME! I'm TOTALLY hardcore into JAG and I know all about the militery. First thing I'd say was, "I effing love you. You are a TOTALLY smoking ho, babe!" If I won, I'd totally break up with my gf the same day. I'd have to cuz I'm no dog and I'd clear the way for DA COLONEL!!! This TOTALLY tempts me to do e-bay, but I'm too afraid of getting effed! Dang! Damn you, E-bay! This is like God is trying to bait me! Sh*t.