The New New Avengers

[JayC]

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[Doom Saber]

The idea is to look at the picture and make your own caption for it. Please only post captions in this section. It's not an area for questions or discussions. Any off topic post will be deleted. Have fun with it, but please make sure you keep it clean. Also if you have an image you would like to have posted for future captions, please email them to me at Jay@toynewsi.com.

 

One final note. Posts in this section will count towards the monthly $100 forum contest. For details on that,

 

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Wolverine: Hey Bub, what's with the bad over Captain America's head?

 

Spiderman: "High and mighty" over there thinks that it is unfitting for a vetern such as himself to team up with us newbies.

 

Iron Fist: In other words, he is too embarassed to be seen with us, claiming that the team has sunk to a new low.

 

 

Captain America: guys....Get this thing off of me? I am scared of small spaces.

[cajunthief]

Power Man: Yo' Spidey. When I said we need more "black" team members, that wasn't what I meant.

 

Captain America: This team is so embarassing now. Maybe I 'll reform the Invaders?

[webb142]

Wolverine: Whoa am I back in the 80's.

Captain America: I can't look, every time I wake up I'm in a different era.

[robb]

Captain america: If I would have known that winning the civil war would give me these guys for a team, I would have signed with Ironman.

[Lococaca]

Cap: Don't blame me, I voted for Kerry.

[muppethost]

Dr. Strange: I still question letting the Unknown Comic become the new Captain America.

[Guest Leroy]

Spider-woman: uhhhh can one of you guys tell "Ronin" that he needs to get a new costume...

[izdawiz]

Cap: "Why is this abnormally large bag over my head?"

 

Wolvie: "Because the folks at TNI are rapidly running out of ideas for their caption the pic segment."

 

Cap: "Yeah, but why put a bag over my head, why not just put out a pic with a random assortment of plastic heroes looking at the camera?"

 

Wolvie: "Cuz that would be be too obvious, baghead..."

 

Cap: "One more question? Is there a noose around my head?"

 

Wolvie: "No Cap, those are only for Baghdad Raghead Bagheads."

 

Cap: "Whew!"

[Jeff]

Spidey - Hey Wolvie, why does Cap have a bag on his head?

 

Wolverine - Shhhh we are supposed to pretend that's not Cap, but a strange mysterious new superhero who has joined the team.

 

Spidey - Why?

 

Wolvie - I don't know, so people will buy more issues of the title to try and figure out who he is.

 

Spidey - Oh well maybe he should use Echo's old Ronin costume instead, it worked oh so well for her.

 

Wolvie - Hey webhead, thats not a bad idea, I'll go tell him.

[adamania]

Spider-Man : Just tell Buck...I mean Winter Soldie...I mean "Cap" over there that a haircut and a glass eye would work better for him than that bag.

 

Spider-Woman : Said the man who changes his costume style, like, every other day.

 

Spider-Man : Touche'.

[ARES-god_of_war]

Doctor Strange:...And Now; The next contestant on "Who cut the cheese?"...Captain America!!!

 

Spider Woman:[whispering]Luke You had ribs right?

 

Luke Cage:[whispering]Yeah, but danny was eating egg noodles!

 

Iron Fist:[Damn straight! and I feel another "dragon blast" coming on...

 

Wolverine: This game is murder on my superior senses, why can't we play hide the finger with Jessica again?

 

Spider Man: Bwa-Ha-ha-ha-ha-YEAH!

[Clay]

Dr. Strange: By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth, what the f*** am I doing on this team?

[oracleip]

Spider-man: "Is Cap still throwing up. Its okay cap we'll all survive this together.

Logan: "Survive what?"

Enter--- Iron Fist: "So when do we all get fitted for our Iron Man Armor?"

[Counterpunch]

Cage, "SAY I'M THE JUGGERNAUT ONE MORE TIME BOY! I DARE YOU!"

 

Spiderman, "I...I'm the Jugger-nut b***h!"

 

Cap, "mHAHAmHAHAmmmHAHA"

 

Wolverine, "That's it, You want a blanket-party like Cap's?"

[Degato]

Wolverine: Bendis is really running out of ideas on who to put on the Avengers.

 

Spider-Man: What am I still DOING here?!

[ransomz]

Cap: Psst! Hey Doc! Can you do something about this pimple on the end of my nose?

[DRAMA fo yo MAMA]

Cage: STOP COPYING ME!

 

Iron fist: "Stop copying me!"

 

Strange: This isn't funny!

 

Spidey: "This isn't funny!"

 

wolvie: let's see how funny you think it is when I PERFORATE ya.

 

Spidey: "Let's see how..." ...uh...

 

Spider-woman: Cap! Do something!

 

Cap: Shhh. I'm not here. you can't see me.

[Stevy Maximus]

Spidey: Recipe for team oddity, take one part Heroes for Hire, one part Secret Defenders, a dash of New Avengers, and you get...US

[deathweasel50]

 

[geminijoe28]

Wolverine: Seriously guys, watch what else spidey can pull out of his symbiotic butt!!!

[PhoenixSword]

Wolverine: Spidey, if you don't get your hand out of your pants i'm gonna cut if off!

 

Cap: listen to him spiderman! you don't wanna see what he did to my nose! I was just Itching it i swear! *starts to cry*

[Colossus316]

Logan: Look, Cage, I don't care what you and Rand USED to be called... we're The Avengers, give the money BACK.

 

Cap: -sigh- I'm not even supposed to be here today.

[code red shockwave]

Wolverine: Hey Spidey, you're supposed to look like one of the good guys---bad guys wear black.

 

Spider Man: Huh? Doesn't Batman wear black?

 

Cage: Hey! Does that make me a bad guy too???

 

Iron Fist: Relax...be one with your chi...

[feralwolf]

(drumroll)

 

announcer: Allright Captain America are you ready for the unveiling of your "NEW" Avengers!?

 

Captain America: Goody goody gumdrops! It can't be any more riduculous than my last Avengers.

 

(cricketts chirping)

 

Captain America: ......I hate the 2000's.