ToyFarce News: NECA TMNT Collector Considering Moving to Ohio?!

[ToyFarce]

In a surprising turn of events, Ohio may soon count one extra inhabitant, as Dave, a toy collector and TMNT superfan from sunny California is seriously considering moving to the heartland of Ohio. The reason? Early access to all the latest NECA TMNT figures... ToyFarce investigated.

"They always get all the good stuff first!" says Dave, as he is planning his upcoming move. Ohio has been for a long time, for some reason, a source of memes on the internet, and according to those, it seems to be a place that people move from, rather than move to. "The turtles have moved to Ohio, so that's where I am going!" added Dave.

Over the last few days, in various NECA and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles groups on social media, several Ohio-based collectors have posted pictures of their latest hauls, which include all the latest highly sought-after, brand new items that have only been revealed or teased at conventions. "I've always wanted to be at the forefront of the TMNT collecting world, and being in Ohio definitely gives me that edge!" concluded Dave. "Ohio used to be a state known for cornfields and buckeyes (thanks, Google), but it is now a huge NECA TMNT hot spot! Who could have seen that coming?"

More news at 11:00... Ohio, come for the memes, stay for the toys!
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!

 

[ucsf]

Somebody should register the name Ooze-Hi-O, so that now on, the whole planet understands the importance of the place.