ToyFarce News: Calm Before The Storm - Collectors Enjoy A Few Quiet Weeks Before Convention Madness...

[ToyFarce]

"It may feel like we're safe right now... but convention exclusives will be announced soon..." said veteran toy hunter Robert M, who has been through this several times. It's been a rather quiet last few weeks for toy collectors, with only a couple of big items being leaked, announced or released. This does not mean that companies are enjoying a break, however. They're only regrouping before the convention season starts, so that they can obliterate our wallets more efficiently. ToyFarce investigated...

"Right now, we're in the few quiet weeks before the convention season starts. Brands are still announcing and releasing items, but it's small fry compared to what's to come..." continued Robert. "From my experience, it's too quiet... Big things are coming, and no wallets will be safe. That's what my instincts tell me..."

"Collectors are getting used to this peaceful time. We always do. And then, the annoucements of the convention exclusives start, followed by the frenzy to be able to pre-order them, the stress and anxiety of being there at the right time to add something in your cart and order it before it's too late... Then, the hunt for pictures of the convention floor to see all the reveals, all the items that you'll be buying next year... That unmistakable rush, that thrill..."

Are you ready for the convention madness? Looking forward to it, or anxious about it? Let us know in the comments!

More news at 11:00... Clever pre-order... *bushes start shaking*
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!

[ucsf]

A man called C. Brody catched the essence of the upcoming months "You're gonna need a bigger shelf" Not sure, where he is located atm.