ToyFarce News: McFarlane Toys Bat-sicles - Next Summer's Perfect Snack?

[ToyFarce]

New McFarlane Toys gimmick alert! Yesterday, Todd McFarlane revealed the very cool upcoming McFarlane Toys Gamestop Exclusive DC Multiverse Batman Rebirth (Frostbite) Gold Label action figure (that's a mouthful...of ice!), a translucent blue Batman figure. ToyFarce got the exclusive scoop that this will not be the only figure with that gimmick, as there are plans to develop refreshing, tasty treats for next summer: the Bat-popsicles!

An insider source revealed to us that this McFarlane Toys Gamestop Exclusive DC Multiverse Batman Rebirth (Frostbite) Gold Label (or MFTGEDCMBRFGL, if you will) is just a small taste of what's to come. There are plans to re-use the molds to make "super sexy Batman ice creams, Bat-popsicles, pow!", in Todd McFarlane's own words.

The flavors should be Bat blue raspberry, Harley Quinn strawberry, Joker berry punch, Batgirl lemon, Riddler mint, Clayface cola and orange. These should be available in Q3 2024.

Be careful not to get your tongue stuck!

Alright, everyone... Chill! Which flavor are you looking forward the most?

More news at 11:00... Mr Freeze would be so proud!

*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!

[ozzy]

Companies are going to start calling their repaints and recasts, "new flavors" thanks to this

[RobertD]

"...Clayface cola and orange."

It's little lines like this that always have me rolling. 

 

[Lord_Scareglow]

Ah not even funny, cause yes Funny, if they made this figure in tons of multiple colors, I'd want to build a Popsicle Batman Display *face palm*

[A_Spidey_Fan]

Sadly, I can see something similar to Toyfarce's Joke Article actually happening, given how McFarlane is doing a number of different types of variants for his figures nowadays.  Glow In The Dark, All 1 Colour(Gold, Silver, Bronze, Icey, etc.), All Black with 1 or maybe more colour highlights(Gold, Silver, Red, or what have you), The Ice versions, See-Thorough Plastic(Regardless if it's a Ghost, Invisible, a Colour Lantern Construct, or whatever), Jokerized figures, and more.  So yeah, Ice Cream/Popsicle Colours I can actually see happening down the road.  Maybe not in time for this Summer, but I can see it in the near future.

 

[ucsf]

MFTGEDCMBRFGL is a very good online nickmane, if you ask me. Also, Joker berry made me laugh as hard as I can.

I wish Kenner was still around, so the word popsicle-etic would be wide-known.