ToyFarce News: Hundreds of Toy Photographers Catch a Cold After Rushing Outside to Take Pictures in the Snow!

[ToyFarce]

 

You might have seen it in your neighborhood: As soon as a few inches of snow hit the ground, toy photographers who usually remain indoor, rush outside with winter-themed action figures to take some nice pictures. Sadly, to the detriment of their health, they sometimes forget to bring warm clothes before lying down in the snow to be at the same level as their Star Wars: The Black Series Snowtroopers or G.I.Joe Classified Series Snow Job figures, which inevitably results in them being sick for the following few days...

"The snow, the light, everything was perfect! I had to go out and take that picture!" said James, a toy collector from Arkansas, who is now resting at home with a severe cold. "It was perfect Hoth weather! I grabbed my AT-AT and a couple of Snowtroopers and went on my front yard. I saw a neighbor was also outside, taking pictures of some Hoth Rebel Soldiers. We nodded at each other. I hear he's also been sick since", he continued, before blowing his nose.

"All in all, it was totally worth it. I'll edit my pics and post them once I feel better. I should have taken a jacket, but I had to take that shot!" added James.

More news at 11:00... Don't forget your jacket!
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!

[interoceptive]

I love the idea of snow and I'm a little jealous of those who can go out into it whenever they want in winter, but I think I prefer living where it doesn't snow and just visiting snow

[LordVenger]

Ha. I have seen so many snow pics in the last week or two. Spot on reporting here. 

[ucsf]

Sure thing! I'm in the process of trading all my jungle-themed figures to ones that has desert deco. Take that, filthy climate-change!