ToyFarce News: Happy New Year! Here Are Resolutions A Toy Collector Can Never Keep!

[ToyFarce]

Happy New Year, everyone! It's a wrap on 2023, and we can have a fresh start on 2024! People usually make new year resolutions around this time, in order to be sure to fail at keeping them the rest of the year. Toy collectors are no different! Here are some classic resolutions that we never intend to keep!

- I will buy less toys this year.

Let's be honest, you already have a few dozens pre-orders from last year for this year, so that one was already pre-failed! Double-failed if you already have pre-orders for figures coming out in 2025 too!

- I will stick to only the lines I am collecting.

"Ok, maybe, I'll grab just one from this other line... Well, maybe another so the first one doesn't feel alone, but then that's it. Ok, maybe one from that newer wave as well because it's cool..." We all had that conversation with ourselves at one point or another... Guardrails, people!

- I will be patient.

"Why is everyone getting their figures before me? WHERE IS MY TOY?! ANGRY EMOJI" No, the toy companies aren't keeping your toys on purpose from you, nor do they have a secret vendetta against you. It's just logistics. Sometimes, it be slow for some.

- I will complain less online.

Yeah... not gonna happen.

- I will be satisfied with what I have.

LOL

What other resolutions from toy collectors are always doomed to fail? 

More news at 11:00... May 2024 bring us more amazing toys!
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!

[MagnaPrime]

Oy, yeah those are tough ones

[deecee4]

Toyfarce certainly knows their audience.

[Fozzi]

I will sell more toys that I never look at that are in storage containers and boxes. I will open more toys and organize them.

[ucsf]

I will collect all Mezco Toys news bits. I mean if no figure is available, you can still build a formidable collection of news.