ToyFarce News: Guys, 3 Words: Jokerized. Cobra. Commander!

[ToyFarce]

Earlier this week, among other more unfortunate news about Hasbro, the weirdest possible piece of news came out at the weirdest possible time: One picture showing 2 logos - Hasbro + McFarlane Toys. It was then revealed that it refers to a line of Page Punchers, the action figures that come with a comic book, and that there will be G.I.Joe, Transformers, Power Rangers and Dungeons and Dragons products. But of course, now that McFarlane Toys has one foot in the door...

The Page Punchers line mentioned here is the 3" figures that come with comic books, but of course, McFarlane Toys also has some Page Punchers 7" figures (because it wasn't already confusing enough to have DC Multiverse, Silver/Gold/Gold Label, Collector Editions, etc... already). The possibility of 7" Hasbro Page Punchers figures is very real!

One of the most popular current sub-line of McFarlane is of course, the Jokerized figures, and adding Hasbro into the mix, the possibilities are endless!

Jokerized G.I.Joe figures? Yo Joe...ker!

Jokerized Transformers? Who wouldn't want a purple and green Optimus Prime?

Jokerized Power Rangers? It's Jokering time!

Jokerized Dungeons and Dragons? Roll some 12-sided dice!

Here is a quick mock-up of what we could see in the future:

More news at 11:00... Is this a crossover episode?!

*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!

[MagnaPrime]

There are actually probably a lot of folks that would ho for thia

[Frozentenderloin]

I'm game lol

For D&D you could definitely have a Jokerized Mimic chest. Just have it be a jack-in-the-box lol! Just sayin'.

[ucsf]

Let's get Britney Spears for the "Jokerizer" spoof anthem. Now or never.