ToyFarce News: Just in Time for PulseCon - Hasbro Pulse Monitor 2.0!

[ToyFarce]

It's PulseCon time, everybody! And just in time for PulseCon, Hasbro has revealed the newest version of the Hasbro Pulse Monitor! Tons of new features, more precise tracking (of your heart rate AND of your shipments). An exclusive reveal from ToyFarce!

The Hasbro Pulse Monitor 2.0 will be a wearable device that syncs to your Hasbro Pulse account, with several new features, such as:

- PulseCon experience: Your Hasbro Pulse Monitor 2.0 will monitor your heart rate and body temperature during PulseCon, in order to measure your excitement in real time and automatically add the items you're excited about in your cart!

- Reminders when new pre-orders drop: That way, you'll always be up to date onwhat you can pre-order!

- Shipping updates: You can track your Hasbro pulse packages directly in the app! Including the little map where you can see the driver, like on Amazon!

- ... and many more! Alexa-enabled, notifications for each brands, automatic order of tissues if you missed a pre-order, ...

More news at 11:00... Always have your finger on the (Hasbro) Pulse!

*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!

[ucsf]

Niice!

Next stop.. Hasbro Pulse Selfie Warehouse - which has a laser-show-esque part where your face is projected to the side of the warehouse building - to all fans with the "premium exclusive mega premium" (did I include it twice?) account.