ToyFarce News: Four Horsemen Studios Hires New Cat to Name Future Cosmic Legions Characters

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This week, the Four Horsemen Studios successfully  finalized a deal to hire a second cat in their company. The new employee will now have the task to name all future Cosmic Legions characters, by walking randomly all over a keyboard. Congratulations are in order!

The Four Horsemen Studios, famous for their Mythic Legions fantasy action figure line, and now Cosmic Legions sci-fi line (and also their Figura Obscura holiday decorations line, since it's ok to display the Headless Horseman around Halloween, and Krampus and Father Christmas at the end of the year), released a statement about the new talent acquisition:

"We are proud to announce that we have hired a second cat for our office. The new cat will mainly focus on our Cosmic Legions line, while the previous cat, Chestnut, will now focus only on Mythic Legions. We could feel that Chestnut was a bit overworked in the last few months , having to name dozens of characters for all our lines, and decided that hiring a second cat would lessen the workload for the previous employee. Welcome to the team, Cosmic!"

More news at 11:00... dùmdzm;djk!_ (Exclusive new name reveal?)
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!

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"It's the moment of decision: do we want other moochers movin' in and moochin' in our moochery? No, we must make a stand. And most of all, remember, it's not for us... it's for Tony and all the zebras in Africa." - Top Cat,

Only two to go and an inhouse brand, called Four Horsecat will rise!