ToyFarce News: Hulk Hogan To Use Creative Control Clause To Re-insert Himself In The Mattel Creations WCW Entrance Stage?!

ToyFarce · April 14

When it came crashing down, it did hurt inside, as last week, the deadline to unlock the "Early Funding Bonus" Ultimate Edition Nitro Debut Hulk Hogan with the Mattel Creations Ultimate Edition WCW Monday Nitro Entrance Stage passed, and there will not be a Hulk Hogan figure with your entrance stage, Jack! But could the Hulkster have something to say about it, though...brother?

The Mattel Creations WWE Ultimate Edition WCW Monday Nitro Entrance Stage crowdfunding campaign is still ongoing and is 40% funded with 21 days to go (at time of writing - link here), but unfortunately, since it didn't get funded before April 7th, the exclusive Ultimate Edition Nitro Debut Hulk Hogan figure that would have been unlocked will not be included.

ToyFarce heard through one of our sources that Hulk Hogan was not very happy with the result, and want to invoke his creative control clause, the infamous clause in his contract that enabled him to decide the outcome of matches, so that he wouldn't have to lose against opponents if he didn't feel like it (Yay, wrestling backstage politics!). ToyFarce was told that his first reaction when hearing the news was to ask "WHAT IS THIS PLACE? THERE'S NO HULKAMANIACS HERE!" and called the situation "NOT HOT".

"It's a sad day for all the Hulkamaniacs who won't get to have my 24-inch pythons with their Mattel WCW Monday Nitro Entrance stage, brother! They worked themselves into a shoot, so the Hulkster will have to do something about it. Much love HH"

More news at 11:00... 'Whatcha gonna do, when your Mattel Creations Ultimate Edition WCW Monday Nitro Entrance Stage (minus Hulk Hogan) runs wild on you?!"

*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!