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ToyFarce News: Toy Accessory Still MIA After All These Years...


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MIA.jpgYou remember it like it was yesterday: You were really excited to open a new action figure you just got, you tore the cardboard, got to the plastic bubble, removed the figure, and just like in the game 'Perfection', all the pieces flew out of the tray all at once in abrupt chaos, leaving you to look for all the accessories on the floor. You found them all... but one. This is a tribute to those fallen accessories.

"It will come up one day when I am not looking for it", you thought, as the tiny blaster gun dug itself even deeper in the carpet. But what exactly happens to those accessories? ToyFarce contacted scientists and experts who told us there are several theories about it: One popular theory is that the tiny accessories that fall in the carpet end up in a different dimension, like some sort of quantum realm (they should make a movie about that!). They may have to pass through a vacuum cleaner hose to get to it.

Another theory is that they become Shrödinger's toy accessories: They are still in the room and they are not in the room anymore... at the same time! Another theory is that they have a natural camouflage that kicks in when they touch the ground, just like some animals do in the wild. There are countless other theories about it, but one thing's for sure: You are most likely never going to find that blaster gun from the Power of the Force Han Solo from nearly 30 years ago.

What are your theories about accessories that disappeared in your carpet? Did they have a good life? Let us know in the comments.

More news at 11:00... I swear I saw it the other day!

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