ToyFarce News: McFarlane Toys The Dark Knight Trilogy Wave: Rachel Dawes "Re-assemble-A-Figure" Teased?

[ToyFarce]

Another week, another McFarlane Toys DC Multiverse line reveal! Over the last few days, McFarlane Toys has released pictures teasing the upcoming DC Multiverse The Dark Knight Trilogy wave, releasing pictures of Batman, Two-Face, and Scarecrow. We already know that the Joker is part of that line, and that Bane is most likely the 'Collect-to-build' figure, but what if it was all a trick, and the 'Collect-to-build' figure was actually right in front of our eyes, the whole time? ToyFarce investigated...

We worked around the clock to look for clues (what wouldn't ToyFarce do for you?), and we are 60% sure that we have found out who the "Collect-to-build" figure will be... A Rachel Dawes figure! (More like "Collect-to-reassemble", actually!). On the first picture, Batman can be seen over the ruins of the warehouse where Rachel was in the Dark Knight movie. The Two-Face reveal pic is a bit on the nose, since Harvey Dent became Two-Face at that exact moment too. On the Scarecrow reveal picture, we can see barrels... the SAME barrels that exploded to "disassemble" Rachel! If those are not clues, we do not know what is.

We hired an expert to see if the pictures had been edited, and it turns out they were, and here are what was on the original pictures:

The great part about this "Collect-to-build" figure is that you do not even need to assemble it! You can just display the different limbs on the floor, around the figures, for that realistic movie touch. No information yet if the figure will come with Maggie Gyllenhaal or Katie Holmes headsculpt.

More news at 11:00... SAVE RACHEL!

*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!

 

 

[ozzy]

It had better come with the barrels. I'll be really disappointed if there's nothing to put her in.  Wait...  This is toy farce...

[thempw729]

We still need these staples from the trilogy in figure form

 

- Batman Begins Suit Batman

- Ra’s Al Ghul

- Catwoman

- Gordon

- Blake

A cool BAF would be:

- Fear Toxin Batman 

or 

- Batpod

 

and some Joker Goons, LoS Ninjas or Bane Mercs would be nice too

[MagnaPrime]

Saw this elsewhere and didn't realize it was toyfarce.  Got me again.

[ucsf]

Or should we call it RBAF? ReBuild-A-Figure?