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DeClassified.jpgEver since the first wave of G.I.Joe Classified Series was released, G.I.Joe fans from the 90's have been anticipating the return of their favorite figures. An insider source (wink wink) told us that we might not have to wait for too long anymore... Neon-color fans, it's about to get weird: Introducing G.I.Joe: DeClassified Series!

The 90's for G.I.Joe is usually synonymous with very bright colors, that would be absolutely counter-productive in a battle situation (neon yellow is not a great military camouflage color), along with other figures that looked like they came straight out of a fever dream, like the Mega Monsters, big creatures with weird features (one, Monstro Viper, would have a mold in his stomach in which you could use play doh to make "gut bombs", which he could then throw with his spring-loaded arm, and the other, Bio-Viper, had a mantis head, and 4 tentacles à la Doctor Octopus. I kid you not).

Fast forward to 2022, and we're right in the middle of a great revival of G.I.Joe figures, with the Classified Series line. Of course, we first had to wait that all the main characters were out or announced, but now that we've been through most of the big names, it might be the perfect time to revisit that weird era, with the Mega Marines faction and their neon-color uniforms, along with the Monsters that they fight!

Here is a mock-up of what the Mega Marine Gung-Ho would look like. Bask in his neon-yellow glory!

More news at 11:00... Yo neon-color Joe!

*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!



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If the classified figures go this direction I am done. This type of lazy repaints is what killed the line in the 90s because  hasbro  went cheap with designs and did repaints. The classified  line should  be new characters  from the TV show or comics. Not repaints.

My 2 cents


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