ToyFarce News: Galactus in the U.K. - Thousands of Collectors Suddenly Wish They Lived in the United Kingdom!

[ToyFarce]

In case you lived under a rock, or didn't notice your social media being flooded by pictures from the UK, the Hasbro Marvel Legends Haslab Galactus figure has not only started to ship to collectors in the United Kingdom, but some have even already received their 32" Devourer of Worlds! And OH BOY, the reactions have been wild! Not about the figure itself, which is a gorgeous piece of toy engineering, but about the fact that another country than the USA got it first...

ToyFarce heard reports that thousands of collectors have asked informations about how to relocate to the United Kingdom as soon as possible, and several visas have already been granted. Moving to another country just so you can get a toy before others (in order to be the first to post pictures/videos and get all those internet points) is definitely not something that is out of the realm of possibility for some toy collectors, after all!

So did people congratulate their fellow British collectors for getting their Haslab Galactus? Of course not! A lot of collectors complained (it was a day ending with -y, right?) that the collectors in the UK got their Galactus before collectors in the USA, but we have read the entire Terms and Conditions page of the Hasbro Pulse website, and it turns out that it doesn't say anywhere that the United States should receive their figures first. Isn't that crazy?

Pictures taken from several Facebook posts.

ToyFarce would like to express the following message to all the collectors in the UK that have already received their Haslab Galactus: Good for you, guys! That's awesome and that Galactus looks AMAZING!

More news at 11:00... Can you imagine if people from other countries got their toy before you do? THE AUDACITY!
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!