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ToyFarce News: Bad Timing... The Haslab Razor Crest Stealing The Spotlight On Valentine's Day!


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Picsart_22-02-14_13-13-45-006.jpgHappy Valentine's Day to all toy lovers!

This year, Valentine's Day promises to be a little tense, since our Haslab Star Wars The Vintage Collection Razor Crest are also starting to pop up on our doorsteps, which means that any dinner plans or romantic dates might be thrown out the window, in order to eagerly wait for the delivery man. ToyFarce investigated...

ToyFarce heard several reports of restaurants 'unexpectedly cancelling their dinner reservations', movies 'surprisingly changing their schedules', and other plans for February 14th being rescheduled at the last second, after a wave of notifications about the HasLab Star Wars Razor Crest arriving today was sent to multiple backers. Sharon, from New Jersey, told ToyFarce: "I had spent the afternoon preparing for a nice romantic candlelit dinner at my favorite restaurant with my husband, when he suddently yelled in the living room "YES! THIS IS THE WAY!". I asked him what happened and, he said that unfortunately, we could not go to the restaurant anymore, that they cancelled, which was upsetting. A moment later, I heard the doorbell, and thought nothing of it. It's only when I went to the living room that I realized what was going on... My husband had a huge Star Wars Razor Crest box on the table, and he was jumping up and down in every direction, due to the excitement. He still got me some flowers, which he gave me while hiding his big Star Wars box behind him... He's been in his collection room for hours, nown playing with it... Anybody interested in a candlelit dinner?"

Could it have been avoided? Well... sure. But we kinda wanted those to get to us as soon as possible, so be it Valentine's Day, Easter or even Christmas, we would have done anything to free up our schedule in order to collect our Haslab prize!

More news at 11:00... What a lovely day!

*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!


Valentine's Day posts from previous years:






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phew, i have no girlfriend, but i don't have the Razor crest... soo free from punishment ^^... oh right, there's cruel reality 😱

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Eh I'm at the age where I pretty much just say Toys over chicks, Been there done that, but a new toy, it's new... move over ladies we got some hot spicy figs on deck

figures always love you, because they never did, so it's all about imagination, Ha thank you Razorcrest for making Buyingstuffhallmark day a bad one, I wish I ordered a Razorcrest and it came on Valentines day, so I could cancel dinner plans, that I wasn't making in the first place, I will show my lady love any day other then the day the money monsters decided was the day, My sword will fall!

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