ToyFarce News: Is This The Ultimate Desk Figure?

[ToyFarce]

A few days ago, Sentinel finally revealed official promo pictures for the upcoming Fighting Armor War Machine figure, which should be released in August 2022.

After studying all of the pics, the most observant collectors noticed that one of the pictures had what looks like staple removers attached to the arms of good ol' James Rhodes. A lot of us like to have an action figure on their desk while working, in order to be able to play around with the figure when taking breaks, so does that make this Sentinel Fighting Armor War Machine the ultimate desk figure, putting the "fun" in "functional"?

ToyFarce managed to get more exclusive promo pics, showing all of the tools that we can be used with the figure. Not only does the Sentinel Fighting Armor War Machine comes with staple removers, but you can also use lots of your desk accessories as add-ons! A peg in his back will allow you to attach a stapler to it! You can use paper clips to make a shield on his arms, thanks to magnets! The shoulder cannons can hold your pens! Make your desk a fighting armor desk with that War Machine! Pre-orders coming soon.

More news at 11:00... Never lose your stapler again.

*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!

[ransomz]

Swiss Army Knife Man

[K9K1N6]

oh nice ^^ indeed a perfect desk figure, let'se how much it cos- 400$ and a target exclusive?!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!

, love this parody.

[ToyFarce]

9 hours ago, ransomz said:

Swiss Army Knife Man

I love that movie!

[ToyFarce]

6 hours ago, K9K1N6 said:

oh nice ^^ indeed a perfect desk figure, let'se how much it cos- 400$ and a target exclusive?!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!

, love this parody.

Those Fighting Armor figures are usually around $95-100, but you have to add the stapler, paper-clips, pens, ... so it can make the price a lot higher!

[ghostbogey]

Stop giving them idea's ;^)

[Trueprime]

Throw in the stapler and I’m in! Lol