ToyFarce News: Real Reason Why The Rancor Pit Is Empty

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BREAKING NEWS FROM TOYFARCE:

On this week's episode of Star Wars - The Book of Boba Fett, the moment teased in the trailers that we were all waiting for finally happened. Some hired assassin was tossed in the Rancor Pit, and... nothing (spoilers?). What could be the reason? ToyFarce investigated...

ToyFarce contacted members of the filming crew to get an answer as to why the Rancor Pit would be empty. Some would say it's because Luke Skywalker killed the Rancor in Star Wars Episode 6: Return of the Jedi (spoilers?), and that Bib Fortuna, the daimyo after Jabba, never really took the time to get a new one, but an anonymous crew member told us that it was simply because the Haslab campaign for the Black Series Rancor didn't reach its goal.

"When the big door opens, and there's nothing, they might as well add the Haslab page of the Rancor, where it shows it's not funded", we were told.

Would things have been different if the Rancor reached its goal? How about a baby Rancor like Muchi?

More news at 11:00... (spoilers?)
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!

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