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Who iss their pants first Rick Jones vs. Jimmy Olsen?


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Inspired by the total train derailments of the other "who would win...." threads.


I'm not sure I even understand the thread topic...


Are you trying to ask "Who IS their pants?"


If so, that's quite an existential dilemma. ARE we the sum-total of our pants? Or are we "more" than our Levis..?


I believe that Rick Jones, owing to his dual-physicality (sharing a body with Captain Marvel) as well as his substantive experience in the "Negative Zone", can reasonably be assumed to BE his pants, and then some. He's not only his own pants, but he's Mar-Vel's pants, too.


Jimmy Olsen does not strike me as a character who is in touch with the finer points of tailoring or haberdashery. In short, he does not "know" his pants from a hole in the ground...He IS NOT his pants.

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They've both received superpowers at one point of another.

Rick seemed to be able to use his powers more effectively.

Jimmy is a ginger.

Thus, Jimmy would pee his pants first.










(NOTE: My wife, daughter and one son are gingers. Well, they're redheads. They don't have freckles all over their face.)

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