New Recruit

[JayC]

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[MrBear]

Deadpool: I know its the GI Joe's Officer's Latrine, but I REALLLY have to go!

[revsears]

Hawk "Snake-eyes i really regret getting you that vocal cord repair surgery. Your mouth has gotten awful, but the line has to be drawn at that lame outfit."

[Master Thespian]

Flint: Dammit, Hawk. You promised you were gonna keep Ninja Force dead.

 

Duke: If we're gonna run with those idiots in pajamas again, I'll gladly take a snake to the heart!

 

Hawk: *sigh*

[pesatyel]

Deadpool: I could take all of ya with my hands tied behind my back....wait, are you guys the Hand? Skrulls? Which comic did I end up in anyway?

[BoomBatty]

"My name is Enigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."

[drkngrusum]

Deadpool : What? I thought G.I. Joe was a safe haven for guys with horribly disfiggured faces and a thing for redheads.

[ExultedUnicron]

Deadpool: wait...this isn't SHIELD

[canadiacookie]

Deadpool: I heard you guys are down a ninja. Can I join your team?

 

Flint: But we're not down a ninja.

 

Deadpool: Funny story about that actually...

[cycoeric]

Hawk: Welcome Deadpool to the G.I. Joe team.

 

Deadpool: What! Wait wait wait just one minute I thought I was joining Cobra not a Village People tribute band.

 

Duke: We are an elite fighting unit.

 

Deadpool: Okay what's with that Gung-Ho, Shipwreck, Wild Bill, Spirit......

 

Filnt: (Interupting Deadpools listing of Joes.) We don't ask don't tell in this army.

 

Deadpool: Yeah from the guy with the beret. Okay frenchie.

 

Hawk: (Sighs shaking his head) Please leave.

[SkyBuzz]

Hawk: So...you're here about the "Stormshadow Vacancy"?

 

Flint: You're not the kinda Ninja that's gonna up and change sides every few years, are ya...?

 

Deadpool: ....*sigh*...

[AgentHelix]

Duke: We got some bad news for ya pal

Deadpool: You just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geiko?

[Blazord]

Joes: Who the hell is this guy?

 

Duke: All I know is he walked into the camp whistling the theme to Ponderosa...

 

Dead-Pool: Hey

 

Joes: WHAT!?

 

 

Dead-Pool: Your dads called, they want their seed back...

[CaptainPowerWasher]

Deadpool: "O.K. now all you have to do is guess what hand the Now & later is in and if you guess correctly you get to keep it ! "

 

Hawk gets excited and anxious!

 

Duke whispers "PSSST it's in his right hand "

 

Flint gets upset " Awww come on Duke you can't do that!!"

 

Deadpool " Seriously guys...seriously....you see this is why...this is why we can never.......you know what just forget it !!! "

 

Awkward silence

 

Hawk: "Is it in your right hand?"

[Crimson Twins]

Duke: If this guy passed the psych eval, what does that say about Blackout?

[Bringbackmy80s]

Deadpool: "I was unaware it was green pants day."

[GuitarDevil]

I'm sorry son we were unable to verify your last 2 employers......