DC FIGURES IN ACTION

[Toysniper]

* This story starts on page 34*

 

 

*The JLU get's some unlikely help to locate Deadshot.

 

Steel- What are you doing here?

AZ-Deadshot has not even left this area, He is close.

Steel- Thanks for the tip, I need to get back to work.

 

Batman- I'm getting some molecular degredation readings over here.

Steel- I'm getting the same over here.

 

Superman-It's alot of building in this area he could be anywhere. When we find him the closer we'll be to finding WW.

 

Steel- I'm getting faint takeon readings overhere guys compounded with hardlight signatures.

[Toysniper]

Supes-What did you just say?

 

Steel- This new gear I designed will be able to analyze this data we're collecting and I'll be able to triangulate where this energy signature originated from.

Superman- I've seen energy readings like this before but I want to be sure before I say anything.

 

Deadshot- Bang, you're dead.

Plastic Man- Uh no, I'm Plastic.Guys guess who's here?

 

Plastic Man- Hey buddy let's talk.

 

Batman&Supes- Can't beleive he was stupid enough to show up here again.

Deadshot- Get off of me Gooman!

[Toysniper]

Plastic Man- You're coming back to the watchtower with us Buddy.

Deadshot- Oooh I'm so scared.

 

GL- Talk scum, who paid you and where's WW?

DS- You don't scare me and I don't know to both of your questions. I couldn't tell you even if I did know. Professional curtiousy ya know.

 

MM-If you won't answer our questions we have other ways of making you talk.

 

GL- Yeah like peeling your skull back with my ring to see what's inside!

 

Batman-No Give me five minutes with him and I'll get all the information we need.

DS- Try your best BATMAN. You guys play rough in ya little clubhouse huh?

[Toysniper]

Batman- Tell US WHERE WONDERWOMAN IS!

 

Batman- NOW!

DS cough, cough, that's how ya interragate someone,....cough. haha

MM- Batman,....wait.

 

MM- Let me try Batman, I know your way is more gratifying but my method maybe more effective.

 

Deadshot- Get away from me freak!

MM- Tell us where WonderWoman is........Tell us.......

 

Deadshot- I know that the........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Group- Wha,....................AAAHHH!

 

 

more later....................

[CybertronianArtifacts]

I believe that dinosaur is called an Anklosaurus, though it looks like it has too many "shell" spikes.

 

 

[ironspiderman]

TETSUO: Joker!!! I've come to kill you and your gang!!

JOKER: Pff. Theres no way you can beat my bikers. You almost died last time.

TETSUO: Enough!! How do you talk down a god!!

JOKER: Teach this magot some lessons!!

[ironspiderman]

CLOWN: Get us down!!

[ironspiderman]

TETSUO: Alright!!!

[ironspiderman]

JOKER: Argh!! C'mon men!! Its just tetsuo! Hes not'in wit'out kanada!!

TETSUO: I dont need kanada anymore!!

TETSUO: I'm a god!!!

[ironspiderman]

JOKER: Aight now tetsuo. You made yo point. You donts needs to kills me. Lets have a race.

TETSOU: Ohhh ... looks who scared now.

TETSUO: Awh!!! My arm!!!

JOKER: What the f@#k are you, tetsuo?!?!

[ironspiderman]

TETSUO: I need to get out of here!!!

 

THE END

[Toysniper]

I believe that dinosaur is called an Anklosaurus, though it looks like it has too many "shell" spikes.

 

 

 

Yep that's what it's called but when I posted this I wasn't sure and was too lazy to go and get his tag with it's name on it out of my garage

[ironspiderman]

MANUTE: Hello everyone! Its time for another MetaBrawl!!

MANUTE: In this first corner ....

MANUTE: We have ryu annnnd ken!!

MANUTE: Now in the second corner ...

MANUTE: We have superman red and blue!!!

[ironspiderman]

MANUTE: Start match!!

[ironspiderman]

RYU: Ken?!?!?!?!?

[ironspiderman]

 

THE END

[Laeternidadduraunmomento]

Was Fasttttttttt!

[HarryWildman]

Thought I'd give this a try. Feedback is appreciated.

 

Luthor: "Hah hah! At last, I'll finally triumph over this Kryptonian clod!"

 

Superman: "Uhnnn!"

 

(Batman taps Lex on the shoulder with his index fnger)

 

Luthor: "Ehh?"

 

Sock!

 

Luthor: "No! Not when I was so close to victory!"

 

Batman: "Sorry, Luthor. There'll be no more Kryptonite poisoning done by you today."

 

Whiiip!

[HarryWildman]

Catwoman: "Is this what all the fuss is about?"

 

Luthor: "Wha? How...?"

 

Catwoman: "I see my reputation as the world's greatest burglar doesn't precede me."

 

Batman: "Selina, you shouldn't be getting involved in this."

 

Luthor: "Don't be a fool, girl! Give me the Kryptonite!"

[HarryWildman]

Catwoman: "If only it was up to me. Unfortunately, boys, I'm working with a partner now."

 

Batman: "Harvey!"

 

Two Face: "Lets make this more interesting, with a little game of coin toss..."

[HarryWildman]

I thought there was a seperate MOTUC action thread, but I couldn't find it so I posted them here. I guess MOTU could be considered DC characters since some of them have appeared in DC Comics.

 

Out in the swirling mists of the darklands, beyond Eternia, Tri-clops observes his adversary before he strikes.

 

His attack is swift and precise.

 

Tri-clops collects what he came for; the mutant's horns.

[HarryWildman]

Tri-clops contacts Skeletor by mystical means. "Skeletor! I have obtained some of your precious tusks!"

 

Skeletor's image appears before Tri-clops, as if from out of the darklands themselves.

 

"Excellent, Tri-clops. But to grind them down into enough finery to fill the goblet of Jontesh, the ancient texts require the tusks of twenty six mutants! Only then will we command his army of undead, bloodthirsty warriors! An army powerful enough to conquer Eternia! So contact me only when you have collected enough tusks to complete our task!

 

The image of Skeletor then fades into the mysterious void like fog of the darklands. Tri-clops takes a moment to ponder his aqquisitions. "Our task? That fool and his sorcery. He'll never gather enough of these horns to succeed in that damnable plan of his. Certainly not if he's relying on me alone. I have better things to do than to stalk this miserable backwater galaxy for stinking mutants. I only have enough supplies back at camp to last a few days." Tri-clops looks down towards the mutant. "He's lucky roast mutant tastes worse than Beast Man's favorite gruel to sop up with bread. I know where to strike the nerve blow to fell this beast without slaying it. He will live, but be shamed by his tribe. Perhaps if would have been better if I had slain the miserable creature."

 

"But I could get seven thousand credits for these horns alone. Forget Skeletor and his quest to raise some undead army that may amount to nothing. There are plenty of medicine men who would pay or trade in goods. And what do I care of conquering Eternia?"

 

Then, another figure arrives. "Ho, traveler. I see you have encountered one of the mutants that roam this realm. Those are vile creatures. Only the staunchest of warriors can defeat tham and tell the tale. I am coming from a cantina not far from here, on my way."

[HarryWildman]

Tri-clops. "Tusks! I could get twenty thousand credits for them each, easily! But this creature has approached me without intent to harm."

 

Tri-clops: "Thanks, friend. Did you say there was a cantina not far from here?"

[ironspiderman]

Pretty good wildman.

 

 

LEX: Yess. I shall take all your engery firestorm. And kill the superman!

SM: Stop right there lex!!

BM: You're com'in with us luthor!

LEX: Oh I'm so glad you're hear superman, but really? You brought the bat. Oh Well.

LEX: I can kill you both anyways ... and with out Kryptonite. I'm going to matter manipulate you guys straight to hell!!!

[ironspiderman]

LEX: Good bye Superman!!!!

SM: Ahh Whats going on!?!?!?

SM: No!! What happened?!?

BM: I dont even know!