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Since I know the file card is really difficult to read, I took the liberty of writing it all down here for your viewing pleasure.


Code Name;

Snow Serpent

Polar Assault - Tropical Eels Training


File Name: Classified

Primary Military Specialty: Arctic Operations

Secondary Military Specialty: Beach Warfare


By training, SNOW SERPENTS are the cold weather specialists of the EELS branch of the COBRA hierarchy.

This is why being in Miami for a month of grueling EELS training is such a fit punishment for them.

Failing to de-ice the helicopter pad at COBRA’S arctic base, causing COBRA COMMANDER to slip and

fall twice, they found themselves banished to the sweltering beaches of Miami. Unbeknownst to them,

a nearby ARBCO warehouse was having problems of its own. A pack of Polar Bears under DR VENOM’S

Brain Control Devices have broken out of their cages and are loose on the Miami streets leaving a path

of destruction in their wake. The SNOW SERPENTS find themselves the only ones between the Polar

Bears and the COBRA Spring Break Bikini Contest. With the Polar Bears “bearing” down on them, they

know they’re in for the fight of their lives!


SNOW SERPENTS are dressed and ready-to-go into any environment at COBRA COMMANDER’S whim.

Special face covering protect each SNOW SERPENT from the extreme environmental elements they

encounter and they can only ingest fluids through a straw. To fight off scurvy, they add supplements

to their liquids to ensure longer performance through the use of natural vitamins. Highly trained in all

forms of the former Warsaw Pact weaponry, they are also extreme marksmen with beach towel snapping.

Other aspects of their training include airborne ops, anti-tank procedures, and use of snow shoes,

flip-flops, skis, kayaks, surf boards and beach balls.


From the files of SSgt. Craig McConnel: “Surfing in winter gear? Clearly these guys are nuts!”


Visit the official GI Joe Collector’s Club Website at www.gijoeclub.com


And finally, a note about ViperCon:


ViperCon is the annual Viper Appreciation Convention put on by Cobra Commander for his loyal troops. This year ViperCon is being held in conjunction with the GI Joe Collector's Convention in an attempt to sway the masses away from the evil GI Joe organization and into the polite, soft, gentle and helpful hands of Arbco Industries, serving all of your consumer, financial, religious and political needs since 1983.
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Great custom, I'll be on the look out for ViperCon. :)

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