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Actress SIENNA MILLER was forced to wear fake breasts for her role in forthcoming action movie G.I. JOE - because her own cleavage was not big enough for director STEPHEN SOMMERS.

 

The Alfie star joins Dennis Quaid and Brendan Fraser to play femme fatale The Baroness in the upcoming movie, which is based on the popular U.S. action figure and cartoon series. But Miller admits she was left slightly stunned when Sommers told her her small chest had to be given an extra boost so she would look more curvaceous on screen.

 

She says, "(I wear a) tight black leather outfit. And much bigger boobs. "They gave me these things that looked like chicken fillets. The director said, 'I'm gonna be honest, I like girls with big boobs', and I don't have them so we made them bigger. "At least he's honest. But I was mildly offended."

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I got scared for a minute. I thought you meant FRANK Miller.

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LOL. WTF?

 

As long as they have them, I don't care what size they are. :)

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Well, I said this when we all heard the news about her being casted, but my initial objections about her playing Baroness were 1, she wasn't a natural brunette, and 2, she's got no chest. So, Sommers only has himself to blame for not casting someone better fit for the part.

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I think they have G.I.Joe and Cobra mixed up in terms of this movie and hope they "fix" it by the sequel, assuming there is one.

 

Cobra are supposed to be the guys with bionic strength, super-serums, robots, genetic engineering and sleek black suits.

 

G.I.Joe is supposed to be a group of hopelessly outmatched specialists who hold their own against urban sci-fi terrorists not with equal firepower but because they're just that good at what they do (and Cobra is that bad). Every Joe is an enlisted man at heart (hence Duke refusing promotions above sergeant for YEARS) and every Cobra member is an officer at heart.

 

G.I.Joe has the guts (but not the gadgets) and Cobra has the gadgets (but not the guts). Oh, and Cobra outnumbers G.I.Joe a bazillion to one.

 

For instance, I seem to recall people in the military griping a few years back about some new body armor that Donald Rumsfeld was pushing. The problem was, it was actually a hazard because the armor made the soldier inflexible.

 

The Joe guys wouldn't be caught dead testing the latest technology in a situation like that. (That's what Battleforce 2000 does and why they get killed. Heh.) Whereas Cobra is the side that might rely on that kind of tech (and why their superior numbers don't equate to a win IMO).

 

The problem I'm seeing in the leaks is that they're making G.I.Joe into super-heroes while Cobra Commander and Destro and Baroness are simply generic euro-thugs.

 

Cobra is supposed to be more stylish and sexy and cooler looking than G.I.Joe, who are supposed to look like they're a bunch of guys who grabbed whatever they could at the surplus store.

 

The good guys are supposed to look like they came from a costume party and the bad guys are supposed to look like they came from an arsenal.

 

Visually, the lowest level viper or trooper or grenadier should look like their PERSONAL gear cost millions to develop and VISUALLY, asingle one should look like they could take on five or six Joes. (As it happens, the foot soldiers of the bad guys are undertrained, have bad attitudes, lousy aim and undertested gear.)

 

But if a single Joe looks better equipped than a single Cobra member, the movie is starting out at a disadvantage.

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I think they have G.I.Joe and Cobra mixed up in terms of this movie and hope they "fix" it by the sequel, assuming there is one.

 

Cobra are supposed to be the guys with bionic strength, super-serums, robots, genetic engineering and sleek black suits.

 

G.I.Joe is supposed to be a group of hopelessly outmatched specialists who hold their own against urban sci-fi terrorists not with equal firepower but because they're just that good at what they do (and Cobra is that bad). Every Joe is an enlisted man at heart (hence Duke refusing promotions above sergeant for YEARS) and every Cobra member is an officer at heart.

 

G.I.Joe has the guts (but not the gadgets) and Cobra has the gadgets (but not the guts). Oh, and Cobra outnumbers G.I.Joe a bazillion to one.

 

For instance, I seem to recall people in the military griping a few years back about some new body armor that Donald Rumsfeld was pushing. The problem was, it was actually a hazard because the armor made the soldier inflexible.

 

The Joe guys wouldn't be caught dead testing the latest technology in a situation like that. (That's what Battleforce 2000 does and why they get killed. Heh.) Whereas Cobra is the side that might rely on that kind of tech (and why their superior numbers don't equate to a win IMO).

 

The problem I'm seeing in the leaks is that they're making G.I.Joe into super-heroes while Cobra Commander and Destro and Baroness are simply generic euro-thugs.

 

Cobra is supposed to be more stylish and sexy and cooler looking than G.I.Joe, who are supposed to look like they're a bunch of guys who grabbed whatever they could at the surplus store.

 

The good guys are supposed to look like they came from a costume party and the bad guys are supposed to look like they came from an arsenal.

 

Visually, the lowest level viper or trooper or grenadier should look like their PERSONAL gear cost millions to develop and VISUALLY, asingle one should look like they could take on five or six Joes. (As it happens, the foot soldiers of the bad guys are undertrained, have bad attitudes, lousy aim and undertested gear.)

 

But if a single Joe looks better equipped than a single Cobra member, the movie is starting out at a disadvantage.

Very well put. ;) #US1#

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I'm more worried about Destro looking like Mortimer Snerd and sounding like a gaay English waiter.....but boobs are always a plus in any movie! @lol@

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Very well put. ;) #US1#

 

Thanks.

 

Incidentally? I don't care if Baroness' boobs are small. The comment by Miller just reminds me of Michael Bay telling Megan Fox to look "sexy" for the Transformers sequel. (I don't think "sexy" is a problem for either actress and I don't think Baroness' cup size will make or break the film because Miller is ALREADY "sexy". Maybe mis-cast as Baroness but I don't think a good actress for Baroness necessarily exists. Not that a Catherine Zeta Jones type wouldn't have been a better start, mind you.) Heck, going by the toys, Baroness has the smallest chest of any female in G.I.Joe's universe.

 

But the movie I'm seeing here is akin to taking a MacGuyver remake and making it about a guy who has telepathy over machines. They may get the characters relatively right and the movie may be fun but I think they're missing the human hook here.

 

Transformers, for its faults, worked with audiences because it took the "human story" of G1 and reworked it as the heart of a 2007 Action movie. Bay knew where his human story was ("OMG! My first car is a giant robot from outer space!") and he knew what his set pieces were (even if it would have been nice for the TFs to take center stage a bit more).

 

If this movie flies, I'd like to see them do a sequel where G.I.Joe gets all its shiny toys stolen by Cobra, gets their budget slashed (bonus points if "Senator Fred Broca" is the one who cuts their funding) and has to fight Cobra based solely on what Duke and company can afford at the surplus store on their credit cards. Meanwhile, Cobra can take those fancy cyborg super-suits the Joe team has in the first movie and give them out to Crimson Guardsmen or something.

 

Let the Joe team take obsolete hardware into battle against an army of super-soldiers and then we get the true story. And not only is it closer to classic Joe but then we have something real modern soldiers can relate to. The U.S. Army (and I suspect most armies) rely on real guts to get by and they never get the kind of pay or funding it would take to be truly comfortable in a situation where people are trying to kill you.

 

Heck, I seem to recall that in Iraq, a lot of soldiers and their families were buying THEIR OWN armor because they either weren't getting enough from the government or they were getting stuff that needed better testing.

 

For my $10 at the movie theater, soldiers who max out their line of credit for a little extra battlefield security is not only more REAL, it makes for better and more dramatic storytelling than guys handed billion dollar bionic suits. We should be looking at the screen and saying, "You couldn't pay me enough to do that!", not "I wish I had their tech." It's turning Indiana Jones into James Bond.

 

G.I.Joe is a "blue collar values" property, not an Iron Man or a James Bond. (And I LOVED Iron Man.)

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Let the Joe team take obsolete hardware into battle against an army of super-soldiers and then we get the true story.

 

Oh, I disagree.

 

Dramatically, that's a better story, but its not how GIJOE has historically played out at all.

GIJOE has always been a very advanced team, and equipped with the latest gear. They fielded X-29s and F-14s, had advanced armor, used LASER weapons and such.....exo-suits are just the more recent interpretation of what is current--just as those aforementioned weapons were current back in the 80's.

 

Sure, COBRA has equally, if not more, high-tech gear--but its also a lot more flamboyant, and a lot more "out-there" in terms of design. COBRA is more willing to try the wacky stuff to gain an advantage, whereas GIJOE goes with the more solid ideas. Its not about obsolescence, its about different thematic approaches to weaponry--with the intent being that either side could gain an advantage by ANY unseen variable. That is why COBRA is such a threat, they are JUST as advanced ( or even just slightly moreso) and that makes the battlefield uncertain.

 

But to me, tits are tits........and I do like tits.

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Ya know, I was just thinking...isn't funny that certain rules don't apply to Hollywood?

 

If I walked up to one of my employees, and handed them a fake set of breasts, and said, "Here...Put these on. I want the customers to have something to look at."...I'd be slapped with a sexual harassment lawsuit faster than I could say "boobies."

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I think they have G.I.Joe and Cobra mixed up in terms of this movie and hope they "fix" it by the sequel, assuming there is one.

 

Cobra are supposed to be the guys with bionic strength, super-serums, robots, genetic engineering and sleek black suits.

 

G.I.Joe is supposed to be a group of hopelessly outmatched specialists who hold their own against urban sci-fi terrorists not with equal firepower but because they're just that good at what they do (and Cobra is that bad). Every Joe is an enlisted man at heart (hence Duke refusing promotions above sergeant for YEARS) and every Cobra member is an officer at heart.

 

G.I.Joe has the guts (but not the gadgets) and Cobra has the gadgets (but not the guts). Oh, and Cobra outnumbers G.I.Joe a bazillion to one.

 

For instance, I seem to recall people in the military griping a few years back about some new body armor that Donald Rumsfeld was pushing. The problem was, it was actually a hazard because the armor made the soldier inflexible.

 

The Joe guys wouldn't be caught dead testing the latest technology in a situation like that. (That's what Battleforce 2000 does and why they get killed. Heh.) Whereas Cobra is the side that might rely on that kind of tech (and why their superior numbers don't equate to a win IMO).

 

The problem I'm seeing in the leaks is that they're making G.I.Joe into super-heroes while Cobra Commander and Destro and Baroness are simply generic euro-thugs.

 

Cobra is supposed to be more stylish and sexy and cooler looking than G.I.Joe, who are supposed to look like they're a bunch of guys who grabbed whatever they could at the surplus store.

 

The good guys are supposed to look like they came from a costume party and the bad guys are supposed to look like they came from an arsenal.

 

Visually, the lowest level viper or trooper or grenadier should look like their PERSONAL gear cost millions to develop and VISUALLY, asingle one should look like they could take on five or six Joes. (As it happens, the foot soldiers of the bad guys are undertrained, have bad attitudes, lousy aim and undertested gear.)

 

But if a single Joe looks better equipped than a single Cobra member, the movie is starting out at a disadvantage.

 

 

exactly

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G.I.Joe is supposed to be a group of hopelessly outmatched specialists who hold their own against urban sci-fi terrorists not with equal firepower but because they're just that good at what they do (and Cobra is that bad). Every Joe is an enlisted man at heart (hence Duke refusing promotions above sergeant for YEARS) and every Cobra member is an officer at heart.

 

I agree with everything except this officer bashing @haha@

But seriously... if they would have kept all of these points the movie would have been a sure-hit!

 

 

Hasbro nees to make Baroness boobs like Hulk hands. They would be a huge hit with the kids.

 

That would be sweeeeet. At the same time I would have no idea what to tell my kid when they start showing up at his school!

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Miller Wears Fake Boobs For G.I.Joe

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Actress SIENNA MILLER was forced to wear fake breasts for her role in forthcoming action movie G.I. JOE - because her own cleavage was not big enough for director STEPHEN SOMMERS.

 

The Alfie star joins Dennis Quaid and Brendan Fraser to play femme fatale The Baroness in the upcoming movie, which is based on the popular U.S. action figure and cartoon series. But Miller admits she was left slightly stunned when Sommers told her her small chest had to be given an extra boost so she would look more curvaceous on screen.

 

She says, "(I wear a) tight black leather outfit. And much bigger boobs. "They gave me these things that looked like chicken fillets. The director said, 'I'm gonna be honest, I like girls with big boobs', and I don't have them so we made them bigger. "At least he's honest. But I was mildly offended."

 

@loll@ @loll@ @loll@ @loll@ @loll@ Only you would be the one to find this story. @smilepunch@

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Miller Wears Fake Boobs For G.I.Joe

posted by JayC

 

Actress SIENNA MILLER was forced to wear fake breasts for her role in forthcoming action movie G.I. JOE - because her own cleavage was not big enough for director STEPHEN SOMMERS.

 

The Alfie star joins Dennis Quaid and Brendan Fraser to play femme fatale The Baroness in the upcoming movie, which is based on the popular U.S. action figure and cartoon series. But Miller admits she was left slightly stunned when Sommers told her her small chest had to be given an extra boost so she would look more curvaceous on screen.

 

She says, "(I wear a) tight black leather outfit. And much bigger boobs. "They gave me these things that looked like chicken fillets. The director said, 'I'm gonna be honest, I like girls with big boobs', and I don't have them so we made them bigger. "At least he's honest. But I was mildly offended."

 

@loll@ @loll@ @loll@ @loll@ @loll@ Only you would be the one to find this story. @smilepunch@

 

Actually this story was front page news on some entertainment and movie pages.......I couldn't believe it. It was on the front page of MSN.com too........after I read it I couldn't believe it was "newsworthy." Just another example how it seems like no one is taking this movie seriously.........usually directors are worried about the script/look of the movie/publicity.........but no......fake boobs. @loll@

 

Hey, George Lucas would have used CGI boobs.

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I just want to know if we get to see them? :huh:

 

Lots of women have fake boobs and show them off everyday...

 

 

Yeah, and if we get caught LOOKIN' at'em.....they act all offended! :rolleyes:

 

I should stick a rubber John Holmes wee wee in my trousers and walk around all day with a huge knot down there and every time I catch a stare, bark at'em "HEY LADY....MY EYES ARE UP HERE!!" How dare they stare at my enhanced man bits, I paid big bucks to have made LARGER than normal so they'd stick out like a sore thumb for all to notice...how DARE they!!!

 

Of course, I do recall a comparison of some sort that suggested Fischer Price toys are to babys, what breasts are to men.

 

They're soft.

 

Fun to play with.

 

and almost ALWAYS end up in our mouths!

 

 

 

@firedevil@

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Miller Wears Fake Boobs For G.I.Joe

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Actress SIENNA MILLER was forced to wear fake breasts for her role in forthcoming action movie G.I. JOE - because her own cleavage was not big enough for director STEPHEN SOMMERS.

 

The Alfie star joins Dennis Quaid and Brendan Fraser to play femme fatale The Baroness in the upcoming movie, which is based on the popular U.S. action figure and cartoon series. But Miller admits she was left slightly stunned when Sommers told her her small chest had to be given an extra boost so she would look more curvaceous on screen.

 

She says, "(I wear a) tight black leather outfit. And much bigger boobs. "They gave me these things that looked like chicken fillets. The director said, 'I'm gonna be honest, I like girls with big boobs', and I don't have them so we made them bigger. "At least he's honest. But I was mildly offended."

 

@loll@ @loll@ @loll@ @loll@ @loll@ Only you would be the one to find this story. @smilepunch@

 

Well you know I have to have my fill of boobies or i'm a dull boy :P

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