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Bandalero thinks this thread is hilarious and wants to post in it for posterity. Bandalero enjoys pina coladas and long walks on the beach...oh wait Bandalero just realized this isn't THAT kind of thread.

 

Bandalero is embarassed and runs away.

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If you don't trust going directly to their site, you can use ebay too, as they put up auctions on ebay for their stuff.

 

Dude!!! Don't even go there!

 

Like I'm actually going to send somebody on the internet my money and HOPE that they'll actually send me what I'm paying for cuz if they don't they would get negative feedback????

 

Yo, Bro, I never GOT ebay. Don't know how that big giant scam factory ever took off. I don't do ebay AT ALL. I just go there to look at pics. Last thing I need is to deal with some psycho who's going to get pi$$ed at me for some crazy @$$ reason and then he shows up at my house and guns me down.

 

I'd rather go to a store where I can...oh I don't know... actually SEE what I'm PAYING for! I'd rather do cash. EvilStar believes in money on the barrel. Like Dave Ramsey says, credit cards are evil.

 

I'm not sure why I'm even entertaining this discussion anymore, but I have done 100's of transactions on ebay, and I've only ever been screwed once. It was for a recoil that I won for $5.00, and payed with money order.

 

If you set up a paypal account, and pay with paypal, if they don't send your item, you file a complaint, and paypal will refund the money if the seller doesn't show proof of a shipping receipt and have delivery confirmation on the item. So, you're protected by paypal as a buyer.

 

I'm pretty sure you'll reply with something along the lines of "DUDE! Like I'm gonna give my banking information to a website so I can buy stuff online!1111!!!" or something stupid. Whatever though.

 

I use the internet for most of my toy purchases and have had no problems, save the one mentioned above.

 

And if you're that paranoid, it's probably best you stay off the internet completely. I'm sure the government is probably watching you through your monitor as you're reading this.

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... I have done 100's of transactions on ebay, and I've only ever been screwed once.

 

 

And that wasn't enough for you?

 

How many times do you need to be screwed before you go, "Hmmm...maybe if I don't do this, I won't get screwed?"

 

Here's a stat for you...EvilStar's done ZERO transactions on ebay...and guess what? You know how many times Evil's been screwed? Hmmm??

 

ZERO!!!!!

 

Ouch! BURN!!! You've been pwned, Bro! Point: EVILSTAR!

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... I have done 100's of transactions on ebay, and I've only ever been screwed once.

 

 

And that wasn't enough for you?

 

How many times do you need to be screwed before you go, "Hmmm...maybe if I don't do this, I won't get screwed?"

 

Here's a stat for you...EvilStar's done ZERO transactions on ebay...and guess what? You know how many times Evil's been screwed? Hmmm??

 

ZERO!!!!!

 

Ouch! BURN!!! You've been pwned, Bro! Point: EVILSTAR!

 

Well, if you would have read my post, and took a minute away from being a complete horse's ass, you would've realized the point I was making about paying through paypal instead of with money orders...

 

And I'll take that $5.00 loss any day considering all the great deals I've got from Ebay that have more than made up for it.

 

You just keep being paranoid and missing out on the many benefits of purchasing items from our hobby over the internet, and I'll keep enjoying the fact that I can pick up great deals on Ebay, and can get newer stuff off other sites without ever having to leave my house, and waste my time and money on gas only to find empty pegs. ;)

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I'm gonna agree with Darht Joe on this one. I don't use ebay (main;y because I don't like getting out bid, and sometimes buy it now's abit pricey for my blood), but I do buy toys and other things off Amazon. I scored two Cobra Legions sets for 10 a piece plus some other things for pretty. Plus certain items are eligable for free shipping if your order is 25 or higher. Sometimes it's just better to do it online.

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If you don't trust going directly to their site, you can use ebay too, as they put up auctions on ebay for their stuff.

 

Dude!!! Don't even go there!

 

Like I'm actually going to send somebody on the internet my money and HOPE that they'll actually send me what I'm paying for cuz if they don't they would get negative feedback????

 

Yo, Bro, I never GOT ebay. Don't know how that big giant scam factory ever took off. I don't do ebay AT ALL. I just go there to look at pics. Last thing I need is to deal with some psycho who's going to get pi$$ed at me for some crazy @$$ reason and then he shows up at my house and guns me down.

 

I'd rather go to a store where I can...oh I don't know... actually SEE what I'm PAYING for! I'd rather do cash. EvilStar believes in money on the barrel. Like Dave Ramsey says, credit cards are evil.

 

You sound like my grandfather (and I'm 28.. so I'm no young punk) who is baffled that I do online shopping, banking, bill-paying, etc. I've yet to be burned by it and I've been doing it for 7 or 8 years. But each there own. Really all depends on your willingness to accept change and go with the times.

 

Personally, I like to buy things in stores - but its so damn convenient to do everything from a computer and not to have to leave the house if I don't want. Convenience works well with lazy people such as myself.

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And that wasn't enough for you?

 

How many times do you need to be screwed before you go, "Hmmm...maybe if I don't do this, I won't get screwed?"

 

Here's a stat for you...EvilStar's done ZERO transactions on ebay...and guess what? You know how many times Evil's been screwed? Hmmm??

 

ZERO!!!!!

 

Ouch! BURN!!! You've been pwned, Bro! Point: EVILSTAR!

 

Yeah, posting back to back... but I just couldn't let this one go. Weren't you the one that was ranting and raving some time ago about a broken DCU Classics figure and how badly you felt screwed? By this logic - wouldn't you give up on brick and mortar stores as well? One time is enough, right?

 

Or, sometimes it can happen on the internet or at your local TRU, Target, Wal-Mart, etc..

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i doubt evilstar is old enough to drive to stores himself let alone have a credit card or any means of paying for something on the internet. i think its funny people humor his antics.

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As annoying as Evilstar is, and as much as i detest him, I realize that most of what he posts is a complete act. I have enough faith in humanity to beleive that NO ONE can really be as moronic as he portrays himself to be. I think that Evilstar is just an annoying character that someone invented (like Steve Erkle) to get the boards riled up. 90% of what he posts is obvious flame bait. The other 10% is just stupid. I have no doubt that whoever Evilstar REALLY is, he thinks long and hard about what he posts and gets a good laugh out of all of us getting pissed off at him.

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Bandalero agrees with KD's statement. He claims to be hardcore from '82 but I suspect, based on his writing skills that he's no more than your average teenager born in the mid 90s - either that or his writing skills are deplorable for an adult.

 

None the less, Bandalero doesn't get mad at EvilStar - his posts are hilarious! Just a funny little troll who will thow himself off a cliff if Hasbro doesn't make Zap or Short Fuze - @loll@

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Joerhyno also agrees with KD and Bandy, and Joerhyno loves Paige Davis and is glad that Paige Davis is back at Trading Spaces... but back to the non-topic... and what CapnJeffro said.. after your whole blow up about the DCUC figures and yelling at your comic book store owner(for a figure he bought at a different store), should't you just stick to your parents basement and not even go outside, cause the way you act, everyone's out to screw you, that way you can star HARD CORE all to yourself and have your green shirts beat up on your blue shirts.

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Paige Davis?

Mindy Paige Davis??

 

MINDY PAIGE DAVIS?????

 

 

Mindy??

 

The ARROW says that gal is perky from Hell.

 

 

From.

 

Hell.

 

Its like she's got Red Bull running through her veins.

 

The ARROW can handle cute.

The ARROW can handle sweet.

The ARROW can handle demur.

The ARROW can even handle luuussssstttyyyyyyy.

 

But the one thing The ARROW CANNOT HANDLE is some sheep-bleatin', final-exam cheatin', corn-dog eatin', hairy monkey-beatin' power perk from dad-blamed PAS-a-DEEEN-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

 

And "Mindy" just breaks The ARROW .

 

In.

 

Half.

 

 

( The ARROW wonders if the designers on that show still pull stunts like putting up moss on walls. That one gave The ARROW some serious conniptions. The ARROW could not look in the mirror for THREE days after that one. The horror!)

 

The ARROW sobs.

 

 

But The ARROW is taking a deep, deep breath now.......he's going to his serene place. Going sit under his serene tree in the serene shade , on a serene hill and breath some deep serene breaths and think deep serene thoughts.

 

 

And if anyone disturbs The ARROW , he will serenely reach up, grab them by the larynx, and strangle the sleazy, wheezy, breezy, easy, cheezy SNOT out of them!

 

 

Just.

 

Because.

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i doubt evilstar is old enough to drive...

 

 

Uhh, Sorry, Bro, but EvilStar is a grown up.

 

He makes his own money, drives his own car, and has a smoking hot gf!

 

The biggest diss tho is saying EvilStar WASN"T there in 82. Sorry MF's. He was. He had ALL the straight arm Joes!

 

 

Sorry to disapoint all da haters! But karma won't bite Evil on da @$$. He ALWAYD takes the high road. Living well is da best revenge!

 

Peace!

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Who cares? Just buy weapons from Marauder, they're much better anyhow.

 

Whoa! Way to bend over and take it, Dude!

 

I don't know! I know I'm totally Old Skool around here but when I plunk down almost TEN BUCKS for a fig, I want those accessories INCLUDED!!!!

 

Here you go, Hasbro. Here's my ten bucks. Now let me go ON-LINE!!! and GIVE at least another buck for a tiny piece of plastic!

 

Eff that! EvilStar don't roll that way!

yeah, because buying extra Joe figures at $7 bucks a piece to give backpacks to figures that don't come with them really shows Hasbro and exemplifies your such a man of principle. way to contradict your principle of not buying anything extra to arm your toys with what they should have come with to begin immediately after you made this statement:

 

EvilStar already has to buy a second Parka Snake-Eyes to give Grunt a back pack!

 

the great thing is you aren't even aware enough to even realize you made such a contradiction. blond jokes can now officially be replaced with EvilStar jokes.

 

Q: What does EvilStar and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

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Q: What does EvilStar and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

 

Or if you shake them up until they pop their top, there's nothing there but a lot of fizz.

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DarthJoe has a question for EvilStar...

 

Do you like pie?

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If this thread gets locked, way to go, people.

 

:(

it won't get locked, cbr assures you. in fact, cbr is willing to wager that it gets stickied and becomes a fave TNI pastime.

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If this thread gets locked, way to go, people.

 

:(

it won't get locked, cbr assures you. in fact, cbr is willing to wager that it gets stickied and becomes a fave TNI pastime.

 

 

just kidding.. :D

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Boombatty think EvilStar backwards is RatsLive.

 

Rats live in many places, none of them are any good. Boombatty doesn't like Rats very much.

 

Boombatty think anagram of EvilStar is Elvis Tar, Elvis Rat (Boombatty likes that one), Trail Ves (Boombatty knows Ves isnt a word, Boombatty doesn't care), Tre Sail V (Boombatty thinks it sounds like a Sci-Fi character), Real Stil V (Boombatty thinks it sounds like a Porn movie), Rail Vest, East Vail (reminds Boombatty of skiing for some reason).

 

Boombatty go back to work now.

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