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Ultra...Magnus...I pass the Matrix on to you...

or

Doc, don't let the customizers take my head. Hawk always looks that constipated.

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just... just promise me you wont... wont replace me with that guy in the... football helmet...

 

 

 

"I am sick and tired of all the mothaf*ck*n snakes on this mothaf*ck*n plane!" -Doc

 

"Amen, and thankyah Jeeesus!" -Stalker

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Duke: Scar...lett....* ugh!

Doc: Grand Slam Go Tell Scarlett that Duke is Dead.

Grand Slam Hurries off

Stalker: Gonna autopsie him Doc?

Doc: COD is Duh! We'll just cut off the body of the snack from the head and cover it over with a towel then dress him up in his Greens.

Stalker: that works. need anything?

Doc: cup of coffee. Oh if you run into Snake Eyes, Tell him Scarlett's Free to Date I'm sure he'll be happy to lend her a shoulder to cry on.

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Man, that new banned really works. You know, except for turning you green.

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Stalker: He was like this when we found him.

Doc: I see, so I suppose he died from a stroke.

Stalker: How do you suppose that?

Doc: Well, he was stroking ..... his snake you see, until it was one stroke too many.

 

 

 

 

 

Batman has his bat gadgets and the Cobra have theirs.

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Duke, Doc there's something i need to tell you?

Doc, That your a cobra spy. and you and hawk have been with cobra for years.

Duke, How did you know that??

Stalker, Why you no good son of a

Grand Slam, Ez stalker, there's kids reading this...

stalker, you cracker,,

Doc, So you forgot to report to C.C., and this is how he treats you,

HA!!! sucks working for cobra,

Grand slam, Say doc, how

Doc, I'm a doctor, i know all, HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!!! #US1#

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Doc- Hey guys, I um, I'm not sure this is the best time for a limbo contest.

 

Stalker (mumbling)- Stupid Army, never lets us have any fun..................

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Entry one:

Doc: Is that a snake in your chest or are you happy to see me?

 

Entry two:

Doc: The good news is you only need only one kidney to survive, the bad news is you only HAD one kidney.

 

Entry there:

Stalker: So when Duke dies I get his's command.

(Other Joes stare at Stalker)

Stalker: what.... To soon......

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You just had to mess with it didn't you???

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Doc: "you shoulda seen the last time he came in there with something stuck in him, it wasn't a snake let me tell you"......

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