At The Movies

[JayC]

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[izdawiz]

Dare Devil to Howard- "Quacker-ass, Quacker..."

 

To Electra - "'Lectra baby, didn't I tell you to just say no to Quack?"

 

Duck- "Yo Supes, Please tell Dare Devil to stop hatin' on a playa. Ain't my fault she went "Quack" and won't ever go back.."

 

Supes- (Thinking) "This could get ugly. I usually don't have anything against inter-species relationships but I have to admit this one is freaking me out a little. I'll just look away and pretend I didn't hear him..."

[ScottieEvil]

..if I hear one more "no pants" crack from a dude in pantyhose, I'm throwin' down

[djblizzard]

Batman: What the hell does Howard see in that girl?!?

[Rollo Tomassi]

Howard: "You know what makes me crazy about you people? Your hypocracy. WE went and saw YOUR movies....but can you return the favor? Noooooooo... Let's go sweetcakes.

 

Daredevil<thinking>: "Ohmigod. She has the nerve to wear the exact same boots as me..."

 

Superman<thinking>: "Ohmigod. She has the nerve to wear the exact same boots as me..."

 

Batman<thinking>: "This DUCK character...obviously some fiendish plot..by the JOKER..to break into the First national Bank of GOTHAM..."

[Doom Saber]

Superman: Is it me or are all the women only dating ducks?

 

Wolverine: I blame it on the media. They protray them as sex crased lady men while us humans are protrayed as gay or asexual. Wanna give me a backrub?

 

Superman: Sure

[MisterPL]

Howard: What?! You hear a fart and immediately look at the water fowl? (Jebus, Elektra, control yourself.)

[MaceWinduPreview]

Batman " I told YOU not to tow the Bat-Jet around the earth so fast... now look at us, we stuck at a comic book convention..."

 

Superman "Relax, that fangirl over there is pretty cute... she no lois lane, but hey, who is..."

 

Batman "Your a complete idiot, do you know that? "

 

Superman "Hey baby, check out my long red cape..... you know what they say about guys with big capes..."

 

Elektra " Yeah, they get beat by mortals with bald heads and can never seem to to pull the trigger "

 

Batman "ooohh.... burned"

 

"Snikt"

[RandomHero]

Elektra: Howard...Everyone's stairing at us...

Howard: Well that's what happens when you take the prettiest duck to the dance. Now go find me something to drink sugar lips, me and Storm got some business to take care of....Sexy business.

[Admiral Hunter]

This all takes place before the last Marvel vs. DC slugfest:

Spiderman slapping Hulks hand after grabbing his butt.

Punisher being held down by Thing with Wolverine about to stab him in the nuts.

Superman returning from taking a piss.

Storm and Batman talking to their buddies Blade, and House of M Iron Man (c'mon, we knew they led an alternative life style). when Howard the Duck walks in with Elektra shouting,

Howard the Duck walks in holding Elektra's hand.

Daredevil checking out Elektra's backside as she walks in.

Howard: "I'm a promoter of the people for the people and by the people and my magic lies in my people ties. I'm a promoter of America. I'm American people. You know what I mean? So therefore, uh, do not send for who the bell tolls 'cause the bell tolls for thee. " refering to Marvel vs. DC book tour.

 

-Kevin

[DRAMA fo yo MAMA]

Daredevil: Yes, I'd like to buy a large popcorn and some Funyuns.

 

Hulk: You webbed Howard's feet to the floor HOW many times now?

 

Spidey: FIVE TIMES! But not like I had to do much... they're ALREADY webbed! Nyuk nyuk!

 

Howard: HEY! HELP! I'M STUCK TO THE FLOOR!

 

Elektra (thinking): I should give him a hand... but subtle-like so no one actually SEES me do it. Little creep.

 

Blade: Dude, "Superman" ROCKED! Look, it's my Supes impression!

 

Batman: OH SNAP! I hope Clark didn't see me... LAST thing I wanna do is run into THAT nerd again.

 

Iron Man: ...who are you, and why are you talking to me?

 

Storm: Psst! Iron Man! Are you going to tell this Black Panther fanboy that they're not actually going to MAKE that movie? Or should I?

 

Superman: Hey Logan... isn't that Leonardo DiCaprio?

 

Wolvie: *snikt* WHERE?! That guy owes me ten bucks!

 

Punisher: OK, ONE of you guys cracked one off the size of Manhattan, and it SURE wasn't me!

 

Thing: Oh that is IT.

[Guest Leroy]

Batman to everyone: SHHHHHHH here they come everyone pretend we liked there movies.. sniker

[Moloko Plus]

Howard the Duck "The Next one you calls my mother a MILF is going to get a smack!!!!"

[revren]

Howard: Baby lets go have a quack attack and show these guys what its all about.

 

Elektra: TeeHee ok whatever you say.

[Moloko Plus]

Howard- Whoa, lets get out of here. This place is a Sausage Fest!!!!!"

[JayCueBatman]

Howard to everone- I want to thank you all for comming to my viewing of Howard the Duck's Ninja/Assassin/ Beach Party 4 . Starring my new wife Electra.

Thats right its not the size its the motion of the ocean!

 

Electra- This film is in super surround sound so DareDevil can see it!

[Moloko Plus]

Howard the Duck- "Ok everyone, here is my date!! and please ignore the robotic stare and the 12 D cell batteries in her ass...I'm telling you all, this is the next blow up doll you just wait and see.......Hey Batman, don't judge me..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thats all I got...

[lemure77]

Ms Garner declined to comment on her leading lady role in howard the duck 2.

 

Blade after hearing the news.."WTF??? HTD2 gets a go ahead and blade 4 is still in limbo??? DIE DUCK HEAD!!"

 

Howard "eep!"

 

then is just all goes kinda dark and bloody

[Blazord]

The idea is to look at the picture and make your own caption for it. Please only post captions in this section. It's not an area for questions or discussions. Any off topic post will be deleted. Have fun with it, but please make sure you keep it clean. Also if you have an image you would like to have posted for future captions, please email them to me at Jay@toynewsi.com.

 

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As everyone gathers out in the lobby before seeing a movie there is a commotion.

 

Superman and Wolverine:

"You smell that?" "Yes I do. It smells like feces..."

 

Spider-Man and Hulk:

"Hulk I though you laid of on eating baked beans?"

 

"I did..."

 

Batman to Blade:

"My investigation has led me to you Blade. Next time you wipe make sure the paper gets in the toilet.... Not on your shoe."

 

IronMan thinking to himself:

"I can't believe it! A theater doesn't serve alcohol... That's Bull $%!+ !!!"

[Blazord]

As the crowd mumbles you here coming from Hulk and Spider-Man...

 

Spider-Man: Look at Stark and that Batman guy thinking they are soo cool...

 

Hulk: Me no like Red Can Man or Caped Bird.... Me miss Norton, he tucked me in at night and read me stories...

[CaptainPowerWasher]

Everyone whispering

 

Hulk:" There he is guys..make him feel welcome "

 

Spiderman "But he's a duck!"

 

Daredevil "SSHHHH!! We know that but he doesn't."

 

Hulk looks at Daredevil: "?????????"

 

Blade: "How can we be sure he's not a vampire?"

 

 

Batman: "Oh stop it Blade you think everyone's a &%$#@) vampire"

 

Storm: "Quiet guys here he comes"

 

Wolverine: "GGRRRRR"

 

Electra: "Hello everyone,Howard here would like to say hi!"

 

Electra: " Say hi Howie!"

 

Howie: "QUACK!QUACK!QUACK!QUACK!QUACK!"

 

Everyone responds at the same time:"Hey Howie whats up buddy!

Hey you!

How ya been!

Hey everybody it's Howard!"

 

Wolverine: "GGGRRRRRR!!!!!!" and pounces on top of Howard.

 

 

Everyone responds at the same time: "WOLVIE ,NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

 

 

 

Wolverine:MMMMMM...Tastes like chicken"

[Crimson Twins]

"OK, characters with horrible movies to the left, and those with watchable ones to the right."

[Devilbat]

Losing the bet, Jenny had to accompany her little brother to ComicCon in full costume. She just prayed no one would recognize her. (lol)

[GuitarDevil]

"She's only dating him cause his uncle is Scrooge McDuck"......