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Watcher:: "I bring you... love"

 

Everyone:: -thinking- WTF?

 

 

.... i tried..... @lol@

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Watcher "Listen up, gang. As you know, we are fed up of being naturally bald. Luthor, Lois left you for a guy with a full head of hair. Kingpin, your depression made you fat. Today, we will change our mistfortunes by raiding the local the dog pound and steal as many dogs as we can, so that we can make wigs for ourselves"

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Watcher: "The 1st annual meeting of the Moondragon Fan Club is now called to order."

 

It could've been the Sinead O'Connor fanclub, the Persis Khambata fanclub, the Evey Hammond fanclub or even the Casandra Nova fanclub (but that would've been creepy since she's Professor X's aborted twin sister or something...)

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Watcher: Every get together now.... Group Hug!

 

Luther: watch where you put your hands this time...

 

-------

 

Watcher: No really... I had a headache this big...

 

Prof X: I sense he's telling the truth..

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WATCHER: ummm, king-pin why are you looking at my head.

 

KING-PIN: i kinda missed breakfast and i kinda wanna EATCHA.................

 

PRO-X: CMON WHO LET THE FAT GUY IN ? THIS ONLY A CLUB WITH BRAINS AND SHINY HEADS, NOT BELLYS AND LITTLE SHAVED HAIR ON TOP.

 

KING-PIN: I COULDN'T REACH IT, THE SHAVER WAS TO SMALL .

 

WATCHER: WELL MAYBE IF YOU STOP THINKING, EATING, OR TALKING ABOUT FOOD, YOU MAY REACH IT.

 

KING-PIN: WHY ME?

 

WATCHER: now lets all wax our heads and.....

 

KING-PIN: ooooo,oooo,ooo i wanna wax my head

 

PRO-X: KINGPIN GET OUT, YOU ALREADY FAILED JUST BY LOOKING AT YOU, JUST LEAVE!!!

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The Watcher:

"I bring you all here today because at noon tomorrow the world will be in great peril. The sun will be block from the sky and the world may freeze. By my calculations, by putting our heads together and aiming a 1,000,000 candle power spotlight at our heads while directing them towards a giant mirror we can save the Earth until 2pm when the obstruction will be out of the Sun's and Earth's path."

 

"What do you say."

 

Everyone replies sarcasticly:

"Sure, got nothing else better to do."

 

The Picards:

"No, honestly. We have nothing to do. We weren't even included in the next movie. Sigh..."

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