Joe Toughman Tourney Round #2

[Crimson Twins]

Well folks, here we are. About one week after the start of our wonderful tournament, and we have 17 Cobras (counting Noks as Cobras) and 15 Joes still remaining. I've been previewing the upcoming matches, and we got some real slobberknockers coming up. I predict brackets 1 and 3 will have some of the closest matches we've seen to date. Joerhyno is going to have us some beautiful brackets done up for us a bit later. I hope everyone has had a good time so far. I know it's been a blast writing it up for you guys. Remember the winners here are going on to the Sweet 16. And the losers will be going home with their heads hanging. We haven't really had a Cinderella story like we had last year with the Viper making it to Round #3. Razorclaw seems to be our only no-name guy that made it past the first round. His reward for making it: Gung Ho in the second round. But, enough of my babble. If you're reading this you're wanting to vote on the matches (I hope), so here goes:

 

The Toughest Joe Tournament Round #2

 

Bracket #1

 

Quick Kick

vs.

Shipwreck

 

 

MAJ Barrage

vs.

Interrogator

 

 

The Fridge

vs.

Venomous Maximus

 

 

Razorclaw

vs.

Gung Ho

 

 

And as an added bonus, we're doing two brackets at once.

 

Bracket #2

 

Major Bludd

vs.

Barbeque

 

 

Torch

vs.

Outback

 

 

Croc Master

vs.

CPT Gridiron

 

 

Serpentor

vs.

Mainframe

 

 

Now get to voting.

[KamenDreda]

Quick Kick

MAJ Barrage

Venomous Maximus

Gung Ho

 

 

Major Bludd

Outback

Croc Master

Mainframe

[SKARAPZ]

The Toughest Joe Tournament Round #2

 

Bracket #1

 

Quick Kick

 

Interrogator

 

Venomous Maximus

 

Razorclaw

 

Bracket #2

 

Major Bludd

 

Torch

 

Croc Master

 

Serpentor

[nevermore]

Bracket 1

 

Quick Kick

MAJ Barrage

Venomous Maximus

Razorclaw

 

Bracket #2

 

Major Bludd

Torch

Croc Master

Serpentor (sorry Mainframe but not even Zarana is going to help you against her Emporer)

[BrotherShane]

Quick Kick

Interrogator

The Fridge

Gung Ho

 

Major Bludd

Outback

Croc Master

Serpentor

[zweiman]

quick kick

maj barrage

ven max

gung ho

bludd

torch

croc master

serpentor

[Wayne Sneeden]

Shipwreck

Maj Barrage

Ven. Max.

Gung-Ho

 

Major Bludd

Outback

Croc Master

Serpentor

[RocknRoll1982]

Bracket #1

 

Shipwreck ( I dont like either of these guys)

 

 

MAJ Barrage

 

 

 

The Fridge

 

 

 

Razorclaw

 

 

 

 

 

Bracket #2

 

Major Bludd

 

 

 

 

Outback

 

 

 

CPT Gridiron

 

 

Serpentor

 

 

@firedevil@ @firedevil@ @firedevil@ HOTSEAT WAS ROBBED !!!!! @firedevil@ @firedevil@ @firedevil@

[xhairs]

Bracket #1

 

Quick Kick

 

MAJ Barrage

 

Venomous Maximus

 

Gung Ho

 

Bracket #2

 

Major Bludd

 

Outback

 

 

Croc Master

 

Serpentor

[Crimson Twins]

@firedevil@ @firedevil@ @firedevil@ HOTSEAT WAS ROBBED !!!!! @firedevil@ @firedevil@ @firedevil@

 

 

Don't blame me I voted for ... er... um ... Yeah, I voted for Dice, so I guess you could blame me. And the 19 other people. @loll@

 

There's always next year.

 

Now then, for my votes:

 

Quick Kick ( I can't stand Shipwreck. Never have, never will.)

MAJ Barrage (C'mon, he's my guy. I got to vote for him.)

Ven. Max. (See above comment)

Razorclaw (come on underdog!)

 

 

MAJ Bludd (that firefighter suit on BBQ has got to wear him down after a while.)

Outback (if you're hard enough to wear white in the jungle, you should be able to beat anyone)

Croc Master (I'm not a big Bears fan. I picture that scene from Lake Placid where the giant croc comes out of the water, and drags the bear away howling. Great stuff. edit. Except it has nothing to do with this match. Don't know why I thought CM was fighting the Fridge.)

Serpentor (The first tournament was his idea, and he came in second. Now that there's no Firefly, he should be a sure thing to win it all.)

[Grifter]

Quick Kick

Interrogato

Ven Maximus

Gung Ho

 

Major Bludd

Outback

Croc Master

Serpentor

[novax213]

Bracket #1

 

Quick Kick

 

Interrogator

 

Venomous Maximus

 

Gung Ho

 

 

Bracket #2

 

Major Bludd

 

Outback

 

 

Croc Master

 

 

Serpentor

[grimace404]

Quick Kick

 

 

 

Interrogator

 

 

The Fridge

 

 

Gung Ho

 

 

 

 

Major Bludd

 

 

 

 

Outback

 

 

Croc Master

 

 

 

Serpentor

[Guest McBragg]

Votes:

 

Bracket #1

 

Quick Kick

 

MAJ Barrage

 

Venomous Maximus

 

Gung Ho

.

 

Bracket #2

 

Major Bludd

 

Outback

 

Croc Master

 

Serpentor

[alleyviperelite]

Bracket #1

 

Quick Kick

MAJ Barrage

Venomous Maximus

Gung Ho

 

 

 

Bracket #2

 

Major Bludd

Outback

Croc Master

Serpentor

[punishment-101]

Bracket 1

Quick Kick

Maj Barrage

Venimous Maximous

Gung-Ho

 

Bracket 2

Major Bludd

Outback

Croc Master

Mainframe (of course its gonna be a double team)

[Patrick A. Riley]

Quick Kick (beats the drunken sailor)

 

Interrogator (beats the 'roid boy)

 

Venomous Maximus

 

Gung-Ho

 

 

Barbecue (beats the poetry writing sissy)

 

Torch (beats the Brawny paper towel spokesman wannabe)

(had to have both BBQ & Torch to win and see them fight fire with fire)

 

Capt. Gridiron

(No love for the Capt.? His primary MOS is hand-to hand combat. w/o the whip, gators & crocs, Croc Master is nothing)

 

Serpentor

[hamsterboy]

Quick Kick

Major Barrage

Venomous Maximus

Gung-Ho

Major Bludd

Outback

Croc Master

And because he commanded me to.....Serpentor.Now that I voted for you,knock off the "This I command" garbage. Sheesh. @lol@

[Lt Falcon]

The Toughest Joe Tournament Round #2

 

Bracket #1

 

Shipwreck

Interrogator

The Fridge

Gung Ho

 

Bracket #2

 

Major Bludd

Outback

CPT Gridiron

Mainframe

[Guest Leroy]

here we go

Bracket #1

 

Quick Kick hands down, Ship probably would show up cause he hangs out in to may dockside bars

 

Interrogator, he scares me more

 

The Fridge, VM sucks @$$

 

Gung Ho nuff said

 

Bracket #2

 

Major Bludd, despite my bbq love (his v1 figure beats the hell out of bludds) i gotta go with the home team advantage (strangely enough there are heaps more cobras from Australia than joes maybe hasbro thinks we were pretty evil during the 80s)

 

Outback, all about Survival baby

 

Croc Master, much cooler figure

 

Serpentor, Would wipe the floor with the joes computer nerd

[Cyber Bear]

Bracket #1

 

Quick Kick

 

MAJ Barrage

 

Venomous Maximus

 

Gung Ho

 

 

Bracket #2

 

Major Bludd

 

Outback

 

Croc Master

 

Serpentor

[Crimson Twins]

Voting is officially done for these two brackets. Results forthcoming.

[Crimson Twins]

I've been previewing the upcoming matches, and we got some real slobberknockers coming up. I predict brackets 1 and 3 will have some of the closest matches we've seen to date.

 

 

Well, thanks for making a liar out of me. The closest margin of victory in Bracket #1 was five votes. Maybe I'll get it right with Bracket #3. So, here we go with the results.

 

Bracket #1

The Academy award for best actor in an action film goes to Quick Kick for his portrayal of a karate loving wise guy in the movie "Shipwreck got his @$$ Kicked"

Quick Kick wins 18-3. (Yeah I thought this would be a close one. )

 

Interrogator wins the award for most intimidating character to have his butt handed to him after dominating in the first round.

MAJ Barrage wins 13-8. (Another close one in my mind. )

 

Venomous Maximus wins the MVP and even scored a touchdown on offense in the Superbowl. @hmmm@ The Fridge went home wishing he was playing on this year's Bear's team.

VM wins it 16-5. (Yup, you guesses it. Thought it would be close. )

 

Gung Ho goes home with the "I crushed the underdog's spirit" award. Poor Razorclaw. You can't have Lifeline in every round to whip up on.

Gung Ho wins 17-4.

 

Bracket #2

Barbeque didn't get any award. Hell, all he got was whooped. I think MAJ Bludd kicked his dog, beat his kids, and slept with his wife, too.

MAJ Bludd kills BBQ 20-1. (I thought BBQ would have got more than a sympathy vote here. Where's Draven when BBQ needs him?)

 

The best mustache and beard award goes to Outback. Another Dreadnok falls. Could Zartan's plan be falling apart?

Outback wins 16-5.

 

Croc Master wins 'Best Halloween Costume' beating out CPT Gridiron's attempt at a Peyton Manning costume. Although CPT Gridiron choking when it counts almost had everyone thinking he was the Colts QB. @smilepunch@

 

Zarana won the award for 'Least likely to help her man against a snake clad emperor.' (so the award is a little specific.) Serpy put Zarana in her place, much to the dismay of Mainframe. Could there be retaliation somewhere down the line?

Serpentor commands another victory 18-3.

 

There you have it. Bracket's 1 and 2 Round 2 are in the record books. Now for Brackets 3 and 4:

 

Bracket #3

Destro

vs.

Jinx

 

Beachhead

vs.

Cobra Commander

 

Road Pig

vs.

Leatherneck

 

Roadblock

vs.

Zartan

 

Bracket #4

 

Big Boa

vs.

Zarana

 

Storm Shadow

vs.

Dice

 

Ghost Bear

vs.

Burnout

 

Lady Jaye

vs.

Duke

 

Now, let's see those votes start coming in!

[zweiman]

jinx

beachhead

road pig

roadblock

zarana (gonna be too quick for boa)

storm shadow

brunout

lady jaye

[Guest Leroy]

Bracket #3

Destro, clever as jinxy is Destro rules

 

 

Beachhead, heheheh he'd get CC with is stench

 

 

Road Pig, tougher toughman

 

Roadblock, who wants a body massage

 

 

Bracket #4

 

 

Zarana, cause of boas bondage costume

 

Storm Shadow, no contest

 

 

Ghost Bear, a nice figure

 

 

Duke, oooooooh a toughy i love both these guys but duke is my all time fave joe