If You Could Be A Cobra Trooper...

[Fodder Viper]

I'd be a Decimator. Then everyone would think I was an individual, when I'm probably really not.

[EvilGenius]

Crimson Guard.

That way, you can shoot your wife and Cobra will supply another identical looking one. @smilepunch@

[yojoeshow]

A Sniping Viper.

[RoyalZarak]

A Techno Viper

[Viper Hunter]

I'm a Viper HUNTER, so I'd always have to be on the side of right over wrong, good over bad, Joe over Cobra!

 

Even though Cobra's are my favorite figures to collect in GREAT masses!

[Guest A-MAN]

I'd be the Cobra trooper who fell behind and was ordered to be shot by Destro in that early comic issue.

[revsears]

i've said it before, and i'll say it again (but only in threads like these lol!) if i were to go evil and be cobra, i'd be the worst, with a fake sense of honor. I'd definatly be Cg, politician/ brainwashing expert.

[Blackjack]

Night-Viper. I am definitly a night person, so that would only be natural.

[KamenDreda]

I'd be a Fagviper... ops... I mean Frag.

[Viper Hunter]

I'd be a Fagviper...

Dare I ask what "specialty" such a Viper would possess?

[racer223]

gee... i wonder lol

anyways i would be like that gray viper from the tru 98

3 pack

that would be neat

[Viper Hunter]

I got one...

 

Penetrating the line of enemy behinds......errr, behind enemy lines? I mean, penetrating the Joe's *HQ!!

 

 

 

 

@hmmm@ *hindquarters

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

@smilepunch@

[Bayushi Gemma]

I would be a Night Creeper cause I am a Ninja FREAK!

[DPrime]

Hehe...

 

I guess I'd be a Lamprey, to be quite honest. Closest thing to a naval Viper there is.

[racer223]

lol Viper Hunter man that is some sick stuff dude

[Viper Hunter]

lol Viper Hunter man that is some sick stuff dude

That sometimes seems to be my specialty around here!

[8speed]

I'd be a Fagviper...

Dare I ask what "specialty" such a Viper would possess?

Cocking guns, I would assume...

[KamenDreda]

You guys are all wrong... A Fagvipers specialty would be keeping all the other cobra troops happy. Obviously there are not many cobra fem-vipers around so somebody has to take the "brunt" of all that pent up frustration. You never know how long Cobra Commander is going to keep you stationed out in the middle of the Jungle or in some frozen arctic waste land and having an evening with your unit's local fagviper might just keep you from going crazy.

 

Hey it is a tough job but someone has to do it!

[Viper Hunter]

@loll@ We're definitely, boldly, going BEYOND...where no one has gone before!

 

@loll@

[Fodder Viper]

Oh...I want to change mine. Blue Oyster Viper for me! Wait, those are Dreadnoks.

[I AM SCI-FI]

I would be a Night Creeper. However, since they aren't really Cobra Troopers the next possiblity would be a Ninja-Viper. However, I hate the colors of their gi's. The next possiblity would be a Night-Viper. My last option would be a Urban Camo Neo-Viper. However, I'd settle for any of the colors except the one that's black and yellow. If I couldn't be one of these I wouldn't want to be anything else.

Whichever specialist group I enlist in, I'd be the one to slit the Fagvipers throat.

 

I was originally going to write that last sentence like this:

 

"Whichever specialist "unit" I "enter", I'd be the one to "frag" the Fagviper."

 

However, as you can see, there were way to many double entendres.

[Wandye]

S.A.W. Viper, honestly, I wouldn't care who i killed just don't step in front of my bullets, every man/woman/child/dog/cat, I'd kill anything for Cobra's Cause. And by god i'd do it with a smile

[boogerviper]

Night-viper, Alleyviper, or Snowserpent.

 

NV and AV cause they are just cool.

 

Snow serpent since you get to do a bit of everything (EELS, parachuting, etc.)

[Spike]

I would absolutly be a Night Viper, no doubt.

[Chazz]

defiantely an alley viper! urban warfare all the way...