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I'm more of a SGT. SLAUGHTER kinda guy! @lol@

 

The freezer door would likely hit me in the back of the head just one too many times, and I'd have to pile drive it into iddy bitty teeny tiny pieces!

 

 

SONOFA...

 

MUDDER FORKIN' DIRTY FILTHY..

 

 

{{BAM}}

 

{{CRASH}}

 

{{THUD}}

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well you can be snake eyes, and you can be slaughter.... me? im totally mainframe. i can type this enitre post withouth even looking at me keyboard and do it remarkably fast too! plus im known to sing quite loud in public, and be an all around goofy dork.

 

but im still a mattster of disguise so beware!!

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well i'm probably the only person who doesn't like summer time, i can't stand to be hot! so i guess you can say i feel like zartan sometimes, "ahhh...the sunlight!...gotta....find...some shade!" @lol@

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sometimes I feel like lowlight. Instead of kicking or piledring the door I would pick up and orange on the counter and hurl it at top speed to close the door. C'ept it never works. I always end up cleaning up orange and closing the door by hand.

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These posts are funny @loll@ @loll@ @loll@

 

 

Im more like Cobra Commander, Ill catch the door, but drop the Ice and hiss " this is all your fault Destro for buying a cheap refridgerater"

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These posts are funny @loll@ @loll@ @loll@

 

 

Im more like Cobra Commander, Ill catch the door, but drop the Ice and hiss " this is all your fault Destro for buying a cheap refridgerater"

@loll@ Then Destro comes storming into the kitchen in an apron crying what do you WANT from me my dear Cobra Commander!!!!!

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I feel like Snake Eyes when I try and talk to a good looking girl and I forget how to speak. :D

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Not that I'd ever tell anybody this but - sometimes when I'm driving my Jeep Wrangler and I take a turn a little too fast I feel like Clutch, tearing up the road, trying to catch an escaping Cobra or whatever.

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well i'm probably the only person who doesn't like summer time, i can't stand to be hot! so i guess you can say i feel like zartan sometimes, "ahhh...the sunlight!...gotta....find...some shade!" @lol@

I'm with you man... Why do you think I stay in my dark and dwelling basement where it's nice and cool... That is my Zartan experience...

 

For my Snake Eyes experience... Everytime I sneak into my Target and not having Security or the Manager find me...

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well i'm probably the only person who doesn't like summer time, i can't stand to be hot! so i guess you can say i feel like zartan sometimes, "ahhh...the sunlight!...gotta....find...some shade!" @lol@

Though I would rather consider myself to be more like Snake-eyes, I am probably more like Low-Light. I live in Texas, and man, does it get hot around here. Because of the humidity we get, even if the temp is only 90, it feels like 110. I have been to Las Vegas in the dead of summer, and much prefer their 120 degrees to Texas's 90 degrees. Because of this, I prefer to only go out at night time. Darkness is where you will find me. I am pretty sure that all the neighbors suspect that both myself and my girlfriend are vampires, since they NEVER see us out in the daylight.

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I dress like Chuckles and have hair that's just as bad as his. Well, not quite that bad, but you get the picture. Personality-wise, I'm more of an act first, stop to figure it out later kinda guy, so I'd like to think I'm like Rock n Roll.

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When do I feel like Snake-Eyes? Probably when I'm in the shower, when I drop the soap and immediately catch it in one quick motion. Yeah, I'm lame... (lol)

and people say you cant learn anything in prison? @smilepunch@

 

 

 

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