Who's Worse?!?

[mynameisash]

Hollywood takes our beloved characters and bastardizes the translation from comics to film. But I think I may prefer that to this http://www.gijoefanfilm.com

 

AKA- GIJOE the Soap OPERA

 

or

 

Days of our GIJOE lives

 

or

 

Another GIJOE World

 

sorry guys, they should have just called this one "Flint's Love Life"

 

The acting is HORRIBLE, The costumes are HORRIBLE, The Script is grotesque, LowLight is a fatass, Lady Jaye is no militant, Flint sounds like Neo from the Matrix, Beachhead's accent is terribly fake, Cobra Commander looks sickly, Baroness looks like a hoe.

 

If these guys make anymore of these films, may they be ejected outta the country. That's not A Real American Hero. That's just like what Foreigners attempt to remake outta American pop culture. Check out that AVE Adam or something like that that mexico produced about Capt America and the red and green spiderclones. PLus their addition of their own comic book hero.

[Tom-1]

Yep.

 

They suck bawlz.

 

What, ya wanna fight about it?

 

TOm

[PlayNiceOrDie]

thanks for the review. i'm glad i didn't watch it now.

 

are you talking about the captain america where he rides a motorcycle? i think i've seen that burning heap, and don't think that crap like that should ever see the light of day.

[Dragonrider1227]

I liked it. It had it's faults, but let's not forget that this was made under a lower budget than Clerks.

[mynameisash]

im talking about this capt america movie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0181947/

[Tom-1]

I liked it. It had it's faults, but let's not forget that this was made under a lower budget than Clerks.

And let's not forget just because something is cheaply done doesn't mean we should forgive it for having been made in the first place! @lol@

 

Tom

[mynameisash]

I liked it. It had it's faults, but let's not forget that this was made under a lower budget than Clerks.

and it shows

 

Seriously, if that guy who played Flint didn't have those huge muscles, Id beat the hell outta him, the director, Lowlight, and cobra commander with a piece of wood with a nail in it.

[PlayNiceOrDie]

you might be able to take them without the nail, muscles or not.

 

that sounds worse than the one i was thinking of, the '79 tv movies w/ reb brown. Yep, nothing like captain america in a motorcycle helmet.

[Dr. Hannibal Lector]

The first Joe movie they did wasn't quite so bad even if it the villain in it was atrocious. But yes I do agree that the 2nd one is basically Joe meets a soap opera.

 

Hollywood's(if it ever comes) won't be so bad because last I saw, approved budget for the film was in the area of 180 million.

 

I have to say I doubt we will see a Joe movie at all. With all the recent Transformers movie announcements as far as crew and people with it, there's just no way. Not to mention Dibonaventura is also doing TF and I don't think producers like to do 2 movies at once.

[GGPiKE]

I liked it. It had it's faults, but let's not forget that this was made under a lower budget than Clerks.

And let's not forget just because something is cheaply done doesn't mean we should forgive it for having been made in the first place! @lol@

 

Tom

 

Exactly right. It makes me sick to watch it. I think the music is the worst part. Almost like cheap porn . . .