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I have proof that COBRA is succeeding in taking over the world, or at least the U.S., and here it is:

 

COBRA Family of Product and Services {Committed to the Defeat of Terrorism ???} (funded by Department of Homeland Security)

 

COBRA.org

 

COBRA Electronics Corporation website

 

COBRA Golf website

 

COBRA USA Motorcycle/ATV specialized parts (perfect for Dreadnoks)

 

COBRA BEER (also, perfect for Dreadnoks)

 

COBRA Insurance (COBRA does care enough to supply health insurance for their soldiers)

 

COBRA Health

 

Shelby COBRA Autos

 

Creator of the Ford COBRA and the Dodge VIPER, Carrol Shelby (he is the real COBRA Commander)

 

Consolidated Omnibus Budget Reconciliation Act (COBRA) {They've already got a foot hold in the government}

 

COBRA Kayaks website

 

COBRA Vehicle Security

 

VIPER Car Alarms

 

VIPER Security Enforcement

 

COBRA Kites

 

COBRA Museum of Modern Art

 

COBRA in Germany

 

COBRA in other Deutsch Speaking countries

 

COBRA Inter-University Research Institute on Communication Technology

Basic Research and Applications

 

COBRA Verde (rock band, probably have hidden messages in their music, to hypnotize the youth of the world, to follow COBRA)

 

N'COBRA (National Coalition Of Blacks for Reparations in America) {Whoever thought COBRA was a racist organization has now been proven wrong}

 

COBRA Archery

 

COBRA Volleyball Equipment

 

COBRA Boats

 

AH-1W Super COBRA Marine Helicopter (They're even supplying the U.S.'s military with equipment)

 

Acronyms of C.O.B.R.A.

 

I could go on, and on, and on. There are tons of COBRA businesses. Here's a direct link to google.com with its finds for COBRA from where I left off:

 

Google.com search for COBRA

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hey right here man, I got a picture of the Cobra bat

 

sonyrobotAP365x500.jpg

@loll@

 

Actually that robot scares me more than a Cobra BAT would. For some reason, it reminds me of that freaky clown in Poltergeist or some kind of robotic Chucky.

 

Creepy. @hmmm@

YEAH, can someone slap a gun and Cobra logo on that sucker?

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I have proof the COBRA is succeeding in taking over the world, or at least the U.S., and here it is:

 

COBRA Family of Product and Services {Committed to the Defeat of Terrorism ???}(funded by Department of Homeland Security)

 

Yellowpages.com Search for COBRA

 

Yellowpages.com Search for ARBCO

 

Yellowpages.com Search for BROCA

 

Yellowpages.com Search for BRACO

 

Yellowpages.com Search for Extensive Enterprises

 

COBRA Electronics Corporation website

 

COBRA Golf website

 

COBRA USA Motorcycle/ATV specialized parts (perfect for Dreadnoks)

 

COBRA BEER (also, perfect for Dreadnoks)

 

COBRA Insurance (COBRA does care enough to supply health insurance for their soldiers)

 

COBRA Health

 

Shelby COBRA Autos

 

Creator of the Ford COBRA and the Dodge VIPER, Carrol Shelby (he is the real COBRA Commander)

 

Consolidated Omnibus Budget Reconciliation Act (COBRA) {They've already got a foot hold in the government}

 

COBRA Kayaks website

 

COBRA Vehicle Security

 

VIPER Car Alarms

 

VIPER Security Enforcement

 

COBRA Kites

 

COBRA Museum of Modern Art

 

COBRA in Germany

 

COBRA in other Deutsch Speaking countries

 

COBRA Inter-University Research Institute on Communication Technology

Basic Research and Applications

 

COBRA Verde (rock band, probably have hidden messages in their music, to hypnotize the youth of the world, to follow COBRA)

 

N'COBRA (National Coalition Of Blacks for Reparations in America) {Whoever thought COBRA was a racist organization has now been proven wrong}

 

COBRA Archery

 

COBRA Volleyball Equipment

 

COBRA Boats

 

AH-1W Super COBAR Marine Helicopter (They're even supplying the U.S.'s military with equipment)

 

Acronyms of C.O.B.R.A.

 

I could go on, and on, and on. There are tons of COBRA businesses. Here's a direct link to google.com with its finds for COBRA from where I left off:

 

Google.com search for COBRA

now lets do something resourceful today...........hhhhmmmmmmm

....

@loll@ @loll@ @loll@

too much time on your hands bub!!!!!

 

DOC

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@loll@ @loll@ @loll@

too much time on your hands bub!!!!!

You took the words right out of my keyboard. :D

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Not too much time on his hands, this is one of the more original posts and ideas here in a long long time. Kudos to you Sci-Fi.

Thanks, Dr. Hannibal Lector.

 

Of the links I provided, my favorite is COBRA Family of Product and Services. I always thought that COBRA was a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world. However, according to the site, they are committed to the defeat of terrorism. Plus, they are funded by the Department of Homeland Security. That's totally nuts. I think we should all email them and let them know that we know the truth and that we're on to them.

 

I keep hoping that someone on these boards works for one of these businesses, or another business, that has COBRA in the name.

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You're forgetting Sci-Fi, in Cobra Reborn, Cobra Commander more or less states the U.S. government are terrorists in his mind. To them, defeating terrorists is to defeat the U.S. government so there's no lie really, just a misinterpretation. And also, CC states there are something like 89 Congressmen and 11 Senators that are working for him so it could very well be possible that they are channeling funds from Homeland Security into Cobra trust funds.

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Here's:

 

http://www.cobra.org/

 

However, I can't make hide nor tail of what it's about.

 

P.S. I want to know if anybody has had the gall to call one of the COBRA related businesses that I supplied phone numbers for?

 

Yellowpages.com Search for COBRA

 

Yellowpages.com Search for ARBCO

 

Yellowpages.com Search for BROCA

 

Yellowpages.com Search for BRACO

 

Yellowpages.com Search for Extensive Enterprises

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Not too much time on his hands, this is one of the more original posts and ideas here in a long long time. Kudos to you Sci-Fi.

actually mr. lector....this is not original post since ive seen the same type of post twice since ive been here :rolleyes:

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Wow, this just means that Cobra really is taking over the world. This isn't too great but then again Cobra is awesome. Thanks for letting us know how close Cobra is in taking over the world. @loll@

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Not too much time on his hands, this is one of the more original posts and ideas here in a long long time. Kudos to you Sci-Fi.

actually mr. lector....this is not original post since ive seen the same type of post twice since ive been here :rolleyes:

I know this is a really late response, but when have you seen post like this before? I'd like links to them so I can read them. Thanks.

 

BTW, has anybody tried to contact any of these businesses, yet? Does anyone work for any of them?

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I have proof the COBRA is succeeding in taking over the world, or at least the U.S., and here it is:

 

COBRA Family of Product and Services {Committed to the Defeat of Terrorism ???}(funded by Department of Homeland Security)

 

Yellowpages.com Search for COBRA

 

Yellowpages.com Search for ARBCO

 

Yellowpages.com Search for BROCA

 

Yellowpages.com Search for BRACO

 

Yellowpages.com Search for Extensive Enterprises

 

COBRA.org

 

COBRA Electronics Corporation website

 

COBRA Golf website

 

COBRA USA Motorcycle/ATV specialized parts (perfect for Dreadnoks)

 

COBRA BEER (also, perfect for Dreadnoks)

 

COBRA Insurance (COBRA does care enough to supply health insurance for their soldiers)

 

COBRA Health

 

Shelby COBRA Autos

 

Creator of the Ford COBRA and the Dodge VIPER, Carrol Shelby (he is the real COBRA Commander)

 

Consolidated Omnibus Budget Reconciliation Act (COBRA) {They've already got a foot hold in the government}

 

COBRA Kayaks website

 

COBRA Vehicle Security

 

VIPER Car Alarms

 

VIPER Security Enforcement

 

COBRA Kites

 

COBRA Museum of Modern Art

 

COBRA in Germany

 

COBRA in other Deutsch Speaking countries

 

COBRA Inter-University Research  Institute on Communication Technology

Basic Research and Applications

 

COBRA Verde (rock band, probably have hidden messages in their music, to hypnotize the youth of the world, to follow COBRA)

 

N'COBRA (National Coalition Of Blacks for Reparations in America) {Whoever thought COBRA was a racist organization has now been proven wrong}

 

COBRA Archery

 

COBRA Volleyball Equipment

 

COBRA Boats

 

AH-1W Super COBRA Marine Helicopter (They're even supplying the U.S.'s military with equipment)

 

Acronyms of C.O.B.R.A.

 

I could go on, and on, and on.  There are tons of COBRA businesses.  Here's a direct link to google.com with its finds for COBRA from where I left off:

 

Google.com search for COBRA

Best post ever....Cobra in charge of Homeland security, brilliant. It seems Cobra has taken over the world through Commercialism @loll@ @loll@ @loll@ . Cobraaa!

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