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This was posted by Sgt Savage at savage soundoffs and I thought it was rather hilarious/funny.

 

 

How many GI Joe forum members does it tke to change a light bulb?

 

1 to change the light bulb

 

1 to post that the light bulb has been changed

 

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

 

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

 

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

 

53 to flame the spell checkers

 

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

 

... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

 

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

 

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

 

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

 

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

 

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

 

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

 

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

 

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

 

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

 

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

 

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

 

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

 

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

 

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

 

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

 

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

 

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

 

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

 

 

 

SOOOOOOO true! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Sounds like a typical day in the life of just about each and EVERY message board forum! :lol:

 

Without it....we'd all be saying "yup!" :wink:

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man pro that is some funny stuff and so true it hurts...

 

and to the dude that has Blazing Saddles in his signature BRAVO! what a great movie!

 

but i have to say it is Never Mind That @#$#, Here Comes Mongo!

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why are there so many hot chicks as guys avatars? that disturbs me.

 

Do you suddenly feel a peculiar attraction to Fred now? 8)

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why are there so many hot chicks as guys avatars? that disturbs me.

 

I'd be more disturbed about hot dudes in avatars myself.

 

Stacy Kiebler is some of the best eye-candy I've ever seen.

 

Martint847, yeah the line has been somewhat altered, I wasn't sure how much I could push. I'll fix it at some point.

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