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A theory about the so called "Diaper Crotches"


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I was looking at my GvC Beachead v2, in preparation to turn him into a Cobra Soldier , when I noticed that the back of his crotch piece looks very similar to the front of the crotch pieces shown in wave 7.

 

and then it hit me......

 

 

What if for the test shot we see on EE, the crotch pieces were turned around accidentally or on purpose (Canary Trap) and it was never caught in time?

 

There may have been a huge deal made of nothing..... :lol:

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yeah i also figured out something, in the comic #2 that came with some JvC i noticed the figures it showed pictured in it had the huge crotch, but when they were released they had the regular crotch.

 

So those could just be prototypes!

 

but we will probably find out the truth at the convention.

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After reviewing the pictures:

 

16835-W7-b2.jpg

 

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The legs are still too widely set apart to be simply reversed crotches... This HAS to be something new... something awful :evil:

 

Tom

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What if for the test shot we see on EE,  the crotch pieces were turned around accidentally or on purpose (Canary Trap) and it was never caught in time?

 

There may have been a huge deal made of nothing..... :lol:

 

 

also the pics that hasbro had also shown for wave 7, still showed the figures with the huge crotches, so i dont think they accidently switch the crotch around.

 

look:

 

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So i dont think its a mistake, if anything its a prototype.

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Basically, yes. It may have been a prototype, but due to some constraint, it *may* have been put together incorrectly. Remember, they've done this before.

 

I still say those look like the backs and NOT the fronts. I'm convinced that's the case. If I'm wrong, then.....

 

We'll only know the truth when we see the figures in package, later this summer.

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Rumor has it those figures will be released as you see in the piics. Check Sarge's board for more info. So I believe it's pretty much a sure thing.

 

 

So you all can huddle around Tom and share in his sadness.

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So you all can huddle around Tom and share in his sadness.

 

Thanks for the suggestion, you ray of light you :-?

 

Tom

 

 

thanks tom for always making me laugh, even on a sad subject

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Has anyone considered the fact that GI Joe is only bringing in soldiers with monstrous packages now?

 

Hawk probably got sick of Duke running his mouth and wants the Joe chicas to know what a REAL American hero is...military trained male porn stars.

 

Hey, it could happen.

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Just like Night Creeper said,everyone who has it,check out the poster that came with JvC Comic #2,the story about Snake-Eyes and Storm Shadow.On the other side,we know it has images of the figures,this time the GI Joe side,but if you look closely enough...some of the figure are INDEED sporting the "diaper crotch",and these figures were NEVER released with the diaper crotch,from this I think we can draw some conclusions.Either these diaper crotches are simply some type of "prototype" crotches,perhaps used in place of the O-Ring/T-Hook crotches because to put them together,it can be annoying at times...so to perhaps simplify the matter,they got simpler crotches for a few prototypes OR that Hasbro wants to use a new crotchpiece for the Joes (though I have seen a crotchpiece like this used already by some McFarlane figures) that retains the motion and movement of the O-Ring,without the rubber band inside.It could be that they're just trying to use an O-Ring formula...without the O-Ring.

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Has anyone considered the fact that GI Joe is only bringing in soldiers with monstrous packages now?

 

Hawk probably got sick of Duke running his mouth and wants the Joe chicas to know what a REAL American hero is...military trained male porn stars.

 

Hey, it could happen.

 

"this is my rifle this is my gun, this is for killing and this is for fun"...... :lol:

 

 

say no to g.ijoes who look like they droped a load in there pants :evil:

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Guys im tellin ya,these are the figures used for photo's and taking around like conventions and such! they are not made of plastic its some kinda brittle resin stuff! and it breaks easy! they probably added more to the crotch area cause thats what breaks the the most. often these figure get damaged and repaired on the spot! with glue and tape and sh!t the figures we get will not be that bad! and made of nice flexible JvC plastic! :wink: we'll find out in a few weeks i guess! then we'll know who is right,and who is dead!........ i hope i'm right?

 

TM

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I think we all speculate to much. What ever happens, happens. Maybe Hasbro thought we didn't have enough to drive ourselves nuts over so they made the crotches like that to bug us. Maybe not.

 

Violentfix

 

Sorry, bad day.

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it looks like they are experimenting with another crotch piece design.. the legs don't apear to be on t-hooks.

 

well, GvC just doesn't get it still :roll:

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That crotch design would be just as horrible for their A$$ piece, as it looks for their front package of parts! :evil:

 

This is a new design I betcha' and if so, I'm really fading fast on this crap! Their legs go right to their belts with NO hips in between! What deformed freak of nature is experimenting with our toys NOW?

 

THE BOY WHO WAS BORN UNHIP?? 8) OR WITHOUT A HIP? The hipless one?

 

They're either going to look like well hung JOE HOLMES or the REAL AMERICAN POOPY PANTS KIDS!!

 

 

 

:lol: Hey..might as well laugh about it..what else are we gonna do?

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Basically, yes. It may have been a prototype, but due to some constraint, it *may* have been put together incorrectly. Remember, they've done this before.

 

I still say those look like the backs and NOT the fronts. I'm convinced that's the case. If I'm wrong, then.....

 

We'll only know the truth when we see the figures in package, later this summer.

 

 

but even if they did put it on backwards you can still see they huge crotch, and the joes now if you flipped their crotch around you don't see a huge crotch

 

 

thats something to think about

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Basically, yes. It may have been a prototype, but due to some constraint, it *may* have been put together incorrectly. Remember, they've done this before.

 

I still say those look like the backs and NOT the fronts. I'm convinced that's the case. If I'm wrong, then.....

 

We'll only know the truth when we see the figures in package, later this summer.

 

 

but even if they did put it on backwards you can still see they huge crotch, and the joes now if you flipped their crotch around you don't see a huge crotch

 

Yes you do.

 

The "Backside" looks very similar to some of the "Frontsides" in the pics from EE and other sources. Beachhead is how I noticed it.

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Yes you do.

 

The "Backside" looks very similar to some of the "Frontsides" in the pics from EE and other sources. Beachhead is how I noticed it.

 

 

But if you notice teh huge crotch goes under in between the legs and the other JvC dont they dont do that

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Aside from complaints of collectors alike,I'm sure if Hasbro goes with this crotch design,don't be surprised if you find some parents complaining to Hasbro in regards to this new crotch design...I'm almost expecting it.

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I seriously doubt the "flipped around" theory, because if so, why are the front belt buckles molded on the backsides? You're assuming a MAJOR screw up, one that GvsC has YET to even come CLOSE to touching yet.

 

I think this is a new thing they're trying. They do this. Look at the various arm constructions lately . . . look at Depth Charge's entire body construction. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but this time it looks like total @$$ (no pun intended :wink: ) and I really hope this one comes back and bites Hasbro's.

 

The real clincher will be DDD's explanation. That should be classic.

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My question is, who was the guy who inspected the old figures and determined that they all needed "new and improved" crotches? @*-

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It's sad too...just when JvC seems to at least be settling down for a good,solid physical overall design for the molds (as in the structure of the figures),Hasbro INSISTS on trying new,stupid,and UNNEEDED additions! They should be spending their money on getting some names back rather than giving a Night Creeper a jock strap.

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