Joe spin offs

[revsears]

IF we were gonna have a spin off featuring a joe char, or maybe chars what should it be?

[Tom-1]

SNAKE EYES with GIJOE

 

Tom

[halfrican3]

It would star Chef Road Block at his resturant "Hit The Road". Road Block cook's up some good gumbo by day, and trouble for bad guy's by night LoL.

[Koga]

SNAKE EYES with GIJOE

 

Tom

 

They practically had the last 30 something comic books of the RAH line a Snake Eyes dealy-o which got dumb because it was ninja after ninja after ninja fights. Don't get me wrong, SE was probably one of the coolest characters of anything in all time but doing stories about him and ninjas all the time got old and boring. I always liked the mysterious side of him but they got to into detail and he lost his mystery.

 

 

Maybe they should do a spin off of the Cobra legion and see how it is to become a cobra viper and progress into the leagues of the snakes or something to that effect...

[Darren]

Cobra Late Night with Tomax and Xamot!

 

Tomax: "Did you hear...."

Xamot: "...the one about OJ..."

Tomax: "...and Michael Jackson?"

[1846D7M8]

KAMAKURA AND PAIGE ADAMS AND ZANYA AND ALEX DESTRO JR.

[Darren]

what would that show be called? "Greens"?

[Chazz]

SNAKE EYES with GIJOE

 

Tom

 

':lol:' yeah right! how in the hell will they do a spin off when the main character can't talk!'@-@'

 

i think the renegades would make cool spin off....

[Darren]

Chazz and his Jazzin' Commandos!

[Guest]

The "Odd couple", staring Wet-Suit and Leatherneck. If you remember the cartoon, they were always at each other's throats, thats a classic relationship..

 

Or, Bosom Buddies, staring Alpine and Bazooka.

[Chazz]

Chazz and his Jazzin' Commandos!

 

that actual has a nice ring to it..'8)'

 

and Clam, those are some great ideas but i think they would make better cartoons than comics though because there's a humor element they could defiantely capture there better than a comic book could. i think it's hard to pull of jokes in a comic but as far as a cartoon would go i can just imagine wetsuit and leather neck arguing while there kicking some enemy butt. ':lol:'

[Darren]

Roadblock would release a music CD and be a REAL big rapper.He'd have numerous freestyle music videos on MTV,mostly of him busting out some freestyling while he's beating up Cobra goons.

[hamsterboy]

If they do anything with Roadblock,they should have it like Iron Chef. Except when he loses,he shoots up the kitchen with his machine gun. :lol:

[Tom-1]

If they do anything with Roadblock,they should have it like Iron Chef. Except when he loses,he shoots up the kitchen with his machine gun.  :lol:

 

Why would he lose? He's a kick ass cook, and he brags about it!

 

Tom

[Doc Evil]

"McHale's Navy: The Next Generation" Starring Keel-Haul, Shipwreck, Deep-Six, Wet-Suit, Wet-Down, Tracker, Topside, Depth Charge and Polly the wonder parrot. In the first episode Keel Haul orders the boys to rescue Shipwreck and Depth Charge after the Cobras fail to fall for their half-assed disguises.

 

 

 

"The Bob Psych-Out Show" Psyche-Out is a low key group therapist who constantly has to deal with the same nutbars each week. (Crystal Ball, Raptor, Big Lob, Short-Fuze, Serpentor and Duke) Featuring Scarlett as his Firey and insolent scretary, Doctor Mindbender shows up as the skirt-chasing dentist whos office is also on Psyche-Outs floor, Ace as Psyche-Outs freeloading pilot neighbor and Susan Pleschette as Psyche-Out's wife. (Famous for the "Hi, Psyche-Out!" drinking game.)

 

 

 

"The Fat Bazooka Show" After falling prey to a bad 80's revival comic, an overweight Bazooka goes to hang out in the Springfield dump with a group of eccentric black youths. There he teaches kids important lessons like "Pay attention in writing class" and "Knowing may be half the battle, but ventilating Cobra Ass is the other" and play music with McGuyver-esque items made from junk. Later seasons introduce a new segment called the "The Dumb Hornet" where Duke plays a spacefaring superhero.

 

 

 

"Little Base In the Utah Desert" Continues the tradition of having Absolutely nothing to do with the autobiographical novels of Laura Ingalls Wilder that the original "Little House on the Prarie" started. First episode has the Drednoks grope Melissa Gilbert

 

 

 

"Lady Jaye & Cover Girl" One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated! We're gonna do it!

 

 

 

"Lobotomaxx & Mindy" What happens when an alien mercenary moves in with a human woman? Hilarity of course!

 

 

 

"Enterprise" Not really a spin-off per se, but its gotta be an insidious Cobra plot.

 

 

 

"Springfield." Stars Snake-Eyes. But he has nothing to do with what made him cool or popular. He's just a whiny angsty adolecent. Sorta like "Smallville"

 

 

 

"Yo Joe! What's Happenin?" Stalker gains 200 pounds and runs around saying "Hey-hey-hey!"

 

 

 

"Clayton's Angels" For some reason we never see Hawk

 

 

 

"The Underwater World of Malcom Willoughby" Deep six goes underwater searching for treasure. At least that's what we think he's doing. He wont let camerapeople go with him because he wants to be left alone.

 

 

 

"Drednok TV" The Drednoks put on their own skit comedy show. They have no idea what theyre doing and theyre *STILL* funnier than "Saturday Night Live"

 

 

 

"Joe Park" Oh my God! They killed Quick-Kick! You BASTARDS!!!

 

 

 

"This Damn House" Tollbooth builds about three houses with those stupid "Built to Rule" bricks before checking into the sanitarium for extreme clinical depression.

 

 

 

"PITT Sliders" Jerry O'Connell and company slide through all the continuities of GI Joe (Marvel Comic, Image Comic, 3-D comic, Sunbow cartoon, DIC cartoon, Sunbow "Worlds Without End" and about a dozen fianfics) before Sci-Fi gets the rights and runs it into the ground.

 

 

 

"The Lamprees" Four Cobra naval troopers are picked to make a band to ripoff "The Beatles" and get their own comedy show.

 

 

 

"Flint, Coast to Coast" Flint gets his own talk show. His band leader, Cesspool and video director Headman conspire to make life a living Hell for old Dash. Features the same bits of animation repeated constantly.

 

 

 

"Nuclear Test Range Survivor" Daemon, Firewall, Lady Armada, Un-Destro, Kamakura and ALL the survivng Greenshirts are put in a shed on a nuclear testing ground. Ah, Ill spare you the suspense. None of them survive. I see to it personally.

[Samus Aran]

Doc!!! :lol: That was the post of the month!!! - Awesome!!! -

[rich]

........that's great stuff Doc....maybe some small filler segments added in between the line up like: ...the zartan + fam, meet the osbournes...where zatran repeatedly disappears and reappears causing ozzie to believe he's experiancing a continous bad acid trip....and zarana beats the hell out of kelly over a hair dye dispute........next........

[Tom-1]

"Lobotomaxx & Mindy" What happens when an alien mercenary moves in with a human woman? Hilarity of course!

 

The saddest part is, I'd watch this. :lol:

 

"Your breasts are no match for Lobotomaxx' nutrient sacs! Mraawawawa!"

 

Tom

[revsears]

GO DOC! man this stuff was funny! i was trying to be serious lol.

 

anyways my ideas:

Firefly: He is on his own right? It could be cool following an assian that doesn't get his named changed to something lame and get ran by bad writers (deadpool) but then again... who would write it?

 

I like the cobra trooper idea, a basic guy in cobra works up the ranks, it would be awesome!

 

And many other ideas could be thrown in frontline.

[Doom Saber]

Here is an idea: The Cobra world( I actually did this for my sims till my brother somehow got rid of my Destro): After having to give up trying to rule the world, an old potty mouthed Cobra Commander takes the rest of his money(which wasn't spent on women or stolen from gi's) and buys himself a retirement house in a town of nowhere. With his roomate Destro, who is sick, his former employee Firefly, who is looking for a new carrer, a fellow cobra viper, has to clean the toilets or cleaning cat poop, and his parole officer Cover girl, who keeps an eye on Cobra Commander from trying to take over a nearby old folks house, the cobra family does something stupid or crazy each week.

[hamsterboy]

If they do anything with Roadblock,they should have it like Iron Chef. Except when he loses,he shoots up the kitchen with his machine gun.  :lol:

 

Why would he lose? He's a kick ass cook, and he brags about it!

 

Tom

 

Why do you think I said "when he loses"? I figure if that ever happens,that'll be the end of the show.(in more was than one,when he uses the machine gun)

[Pip]

Great list Doc. Given how many "reality" base shows going on, there probably could be one with "Who Wants to Marry a G.I. Joe" with Covergirl as the prize. Course you could probably have a hospital show with Doc and Lifeline.