Smackdown Report *Spoiler* - 3.6.03

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Rey Mysterio vs. Jamie Noble vs. Tajiri

 

Rey Mysterio's music was playing and he had just finished winning the triple-thread match against Jamie Noble and Tajiri. Mysterio is now the number one contender for Matt Hardy's Cruiserweight title. The two now have a match scheduled for WrestleMania X9.

 

Winner via pinfall - Rey Mysterio

 

 

Chavo Guerrero & Eddie Guerrero vs. Chuck Palumbo & Johnny Stamboli

 

Chavo and Eddie Guerrero got the win via pinfall in a good match. Afterwards, Stamboli and Palumbo were joined by Nunzio who was at ringside. The three did a post-match beat down of "Los Guerrero's".

 

Winners via pinfall - Eddie Guerrero & Chavo Guerrero

 

 

Backstage Segment - Kurt Angle & Paul Heyman

 

Paul Heyman is pleading with Kurt Angle to find a way to get him out of his scheduled steel cage match with Brock Lesnar, which Lesnar won last week by defeating both members of Team Angle. Angle says he thinks due to his "special relationship" with Stephanie McMahon, he thinks he'll be able to get Heyman off the hook.

 

 

Backstage Segment - Stephanie McMahon & Kurt Angle

 

Kurt Angle goes to Stephanie McMahon's office to attempt to talk her out of keeping the match between Lesnar and Heyman in a cage. Stephanie says she's tired of Angle trying to suduce her into doing what he wants. Because of that, if Lesnar beats Heyman in their steel cage match tonight, he gets Kurt Angle for the WWE title next week on SmackDown!

 

 

Matt Hardy vs. Billy Kidman (Cruiserweight Title)

 

Matt Hardy defeated Billy Kidman in a Cruiserweight title rematch from No Way Out. Hardy got the pinfall to retain the belt.

 

Winner via pinfall - Matt Hardy

 

 

Nidia Interview

 

Nidia backstage with Josh Mathews. They air a clip from Nidia's trip to the Playboy mansion where she encourages two security guards to tell Hugh Heffner to watch how wild she can get next Thursday on "Girls Gone Wild".

 

We then go back to Nidia with Josh Mathews. She challenges Torrie Wilson to a body challenge at the "Girls Gone Wild" pay-per view next week. The basic challenge is, who looks better naked. She then shows Josh Mathews her breasts, but the camera can't see it. Of course, Josh Mathews gets wide-eyed.

 

 

Undertaker & Nathan Jones In-Ring Practice

 

Undertaker is explaining to Nathan Jones how the ring is similar to a jail cell. You have to put your time in and make sacrifices. They train with two jobbers in front of some people in the audience. Jones beats up one of the guys and refuses to stop until 'Taker pulls him off of the guy.

 

 

Undertaker w/ Nathan Jones vs. A-Train w/ Big Show

 

Undertaker had Nathan Jones in his corner, A-Train had Big Show. Lot of outside interference from Big Show while Nathan Jones would inadvertantly distract the referee. Match ended when Nathan Jones speared Big Show causing the disqualification. Might have ended in a double-DQ as the ref saw interference from Big Show as well. After the match, Undertaker and Nathan Jones cleaned house.

 

Disqualification

 

 

Hulk Hogan Looking For Vince McMahon

 

Hulk Hogan is shown arriving to the arena. He asks a referee where Vince McMahon is. Hogan tells the ref that everyone we'll see just how big a coward he is when he goes to the ring in a few moments.

 

 

Stephanie McMahon Kicks Big Show/A-Train Out

 

During the break, Big Show and A-Train were arguing with Stephanie McMahon. She was telling them, not asking them, to leave the arena. Big Show and A-Train wanted to talk to their manager Paul Heyman, but Stephanie said she is the General Manager and forced them to leave the building.

 

 

Team Angle vs. Chris Benoit & Rhyno (Non-Title)

 

Pretty long back and forth match. Finish saw Chris Benoit apply the Crippler-Crossface to Charlie Haas. Haas eventually tapes out to give Chris Benoit and Rhyno the win in this non-title match up.

 

Winners via submission - Chris Benoit & Rhyno

 

 

John Cena Freestyles On Brock Lesnar

 

Another freestyle from John Cena about he's going to beat up Brock Lesnar when he returns from his leg injury in a little while. This one was actually pretty good. Cena was intense.

 

 

Intense Hulk Hogan/Vince McMahon Segment

 

VERY intense promo between Hulk Hogan and Vince McMahon. Everything from the creator of Hulkamania, to the creator of WrestleMania, and even Vince McMahon's steroid trial was brought up. "Bulls*t artist", "son of a #@$#@", "dillusional coward" and everything in between was said. Bottom line, Hulk Hogan and Vince McMahon agree to a fight, not a match, at the biggest stage of them all. Hogan and McMahon agree to a fight at WrestleMania X9.

 

 

Backstage Segment - Kurt Angle & Paul Heyman

 

Backstage, Kurt Angle is shown complaining to Paul Heyman. Angle was telling Heyman that no matter what he has to win tonight, or else he has to defend his WWE title in a one-on-one match against Brock Lesnar next week on SmackDown!

 

The steel cage match between Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman is up next!

 

 

Brock Lesnar vs. Paul Heyman (Steel-Cage)

 

Match starts off with Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas running into the cage and in the ring to attack Lesnar. Kurt Angle is on the outside instructing his Team Angle running buddies. Eventually, Lesnar throws Haas and Benjamin out of the cage and goes after Paul Heyman on the outside. Angle attacks Lesnar from behind, but Lesnar eventually gets the better of Angle. Somewhere along the lines, Lesnar opened up Angle's ear.

 

Lesnar finally gets Heyman into the cage and locks the door and the match is on. Lesnar beats up Heyman for a while before Angle gets in the cage and gets Lesnar in the ankle lock. While in the ankle lock, Lesnar has a hold of Heyman who is trying to escape the cage. Heyman eventually climbs the cage to escape, but Lesnar climbs up after him and gets him back in the ring. Match ends when Lesnar hits the F-5 on Heyman for the pinfall victory. This gives Brock Lesnar the match against Kurt Angle next week on SmackDown! for the WWE title.

 

Winner via pinfall - Brock Lesnar