GI Joe captions!

[Samus Aran]

Hey guys! My older brother runs a funny-spoof type caption site that mainly features Transformers humor, but he added a small GI Joe section cause I bugged him so much.

 

Super Valkyrie Jetfire's Crazy Caption Cafe

 

The GI Joe section isn't quite as sharp as the rest of the humor in the TF sections... but he's working on it! Actually, if you guys have any screen caps you think would be great caption material, it'd help him out a lot if you could post them! You know, screen caps that are totally insane when taken out of context.

 

Like this one!

:lol:

 

Well, I'd appreciate any comments you had on the site, or any pics you'd like to be caption-ized... otherwise, hope you enjoy it! 8)

[Tom-1]

 

After brief inspection by Dr. Zartan, Dusty was diagnosed with a severe case of head yaks.

 

Tom

[Outsiders]

 

Even Zartan and his 2 buddies can't believe how close of a shave Dusty has!

[Doc Evil]

I used to do a lot of this. May start back up due to this

 

 

-You got a real purty mouth, Terran boy! From Disney's new "Deliverence Planet"

 

-Where will YOU be when your laxative decides to kick in?

 

-Those two? Well Hasbro s#it-canned "Inhumanoids" and I felt sorry for them... Brad Turner from "MASK" is mowing my lawn right now...

 

-Well who *ELSE* could have left all that hair in the shower drain?!?

 

-Yeah, Im into "GWAR". What gave it away?

 

- AH-HAH!!! Chewing gum! Well for your sake I hopr you brought enough for EVERYONE!

 

- Damn it, Maj Bludd! How many times did the Commander tell you NOT to wear your Spy Troop gear on base?!?

 

- Huh-huh-huh... Horny!

 

- Dusty always hated the Renaissance Fair...

 

- Like 'em? Theyre Rick Berman's new design for the Klingons in "Enterprise" He figures theyll be too busy wanking to Jolene Blaylock to care about continuity...

[Chazz]

LMAO OFF, DOC!!!!:lol:

 

real funny stuff SAMUS, it reminded of the weakest link thread when i was campaighning to save duke!':D' i made sure i signed the sites guest book and told him to keep the joe captions coming':)-'

[LiOn-HoE]

this will be my first time doing this but here goes:

 

-Come and see us and Sunshine Dental, even the enemy will be jealous.

 

-*ROAR* listen to pimp daddy zartan

 

-you wanna do WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! to my daughter???

 

-the next time you plan on standing up my siamese twin sons you'll have to answer to me. GOT IT?!?!

 

-*shudder* go to my happy place, go to my happy place

 

thats all i could think up off the top of my head, hopefully ill get better with time

[Samus Aran]

LMAO, guys!!! :lol: :lol:

 

Well, the idea wasn't necessarily to just make captions off of the pic I showed, but to provide your own pics too! :lol: Still, that was hilarious. How can you not make fun of a screen cap like that...

 

So... how about some more originals?! 8) Geez these were great... :lol:

[LiOn-HoE]

i think that samus should be in charge of giving us new pictures to caption that will at least leave me out of having to find funny pictures

[Darren]

"There can be only ONE bald villain in this series,This I Command!"

[Outsiders]

 

Only the great Serpentor knows how to pick up guys!

[Doom Saber]

 

 

Big Bird and crew decides to help Zartan to crush the gi so that they stop the violences in America

 

Take me to your leader or get eaten by my new dreanoks

 

I told you NOT to feed my animals after midnight!!

 

Yeah? So what if I am employing rejects from the muppets.

 

Destro: Hey guys! Is it me or does my butt looks big?

 

Dr. Mindbender: Hey, so what if U saw destro and I playing footies. They don't call me bender for nothin.

 

Serpentor: Baby got Back!

 

Serpentor: Play nice fellas or do I have to send U guys to the corner

 

Sepentor: Pimping @in't easy![/img]

[revsears]

 

YOU MADE GVC DIDn't you?

[LiOn-HoE]

 

-i am serpentor and these are MY B1TCHES!!!!

 

-ATOMIC WEDGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

-never, and i mean NEVER!!! piss in my toilet again, understand!!!

 

-what broad shoulders you both have....do you work out?