Jobs For G.I. Joes & Cobras...

[Outsiders]

I was thinking of what kind of jobs would the Joes and Cobra have if they didn't get into the military or try and take over the world...

 

We know RoadBlock would have been a Chef and Cover Girl would have been a model but what kind of job would Snake-Eyes have?

 

Come on... Inquiring minds want to know...

[Chazz]

for some reason the first thing to pop in my mind was DUKE being a professional stunt man probably because he refers to himself as "a man of action" and he's never satisfied with being behind a desk but out with a more dangerous and exciting job out in the field. also Duke cares nothing about rank and fame, only his taste for action :wink:

 

i also believe ZARTAN would be a big time con man with a suitcase full of I.Ds and Credit cards going city to city scamming people out of millions and changeing his idenity everytime.

[KamenDreda]

I think lady jaye would have been an academy award winning actress and Flint would be her professional body guard. Snake Eyes would be in the secrect service.

[Outsiders]

How would Snake-Eyes work for the Secret Service? Think they would hire him wearing all that leather? :-?

[Darren]

I think Snake Eyes would just stick to being a martial arts master,maybe open up his own school.

[Toiletmonkey1]

i think someone with snake-eyes qualifications should have no trouble finding a top notch job in either the housekeeping or food service industries!

 

but really this is what i see snake-eye doing he's the quiet guy thats just flippin burgers or moping a floor you would'nt even know he was there unless you stepped on his freshly waxed floor! and then your on the wrong side of a can of kick a$$!

 

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[XR5]

Barbeque would probobly sell propane and propane accessories.

[Outsiders]

I can see Snake-Eyes or Storm Shadow working as Bouncers in some bar...

 

Drednoks would be in prison doing 20 to life...

[devilmonkey]

Dr. Mindbender=manwhore

[Blackmada]

Dr. Mindbender=manwhore

 

Good one!

 

Rock 'N Roll would be in a band for sure.

 

I think Sake Eyes would just move to his cabin again.

 

SGT. Slaughter could be a road agent for WWE.

[Outsiders]

I think Shipwreck would work in the adult film industry... He tried mackin and playin all the Joe women...