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Snake Bite
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JayC 
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 12:40 PM
The idea is to look at the picture and make your own caption for it. Please only post captions in this section. It's not an area for questions or discussions. Any off topic post will be deleted. Have fun with it, but please make sure you keep it clean. Also if you have an image you would like to have posted for future captions, please email them to me at Jay@toynewsi.com.
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GRNLantern76
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 12:54 PM
Duke: Doc.......find Scarlett to .......Suck out the poison......
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Doom Saber
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 05:36 PM
Stalker: You call that an erection, Duke? Just wait until you see mines.
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ShipwreckJr
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 09:44 PM
just... just promise me you wont... wont replace me with that guy in the... football helmet...
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AgentKremzeek
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Posted 05 May 2008 - 03:39 AM
ShipwreckJr, on May 4 2008, 07:44 PM, said:
just... just promise me you wont... wont replace me with that guy in the... football helmet...
"I am sick and tired of all the mothaf*ck*n snakes on this mothaf*ck*n plane!" -Doc
"Amen, and thankyah Jeeesus!" -Stalker
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motleycool
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Posted 05 May 2008 - 04:09 AM
STALKER: "Yo, doc."
DOC: "whats up brotha?"
STALKER: "I told you whiteboys cant jump."
DOC: "whats up brotha?"
STALKER: "I told you whiteboys cant jump."
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FlyingFigg
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Posted 05 May 2008 - 07:42 AM
"He's dead Jim"
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Golddragon71
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Posted 05 May 2008 - 08:44 AM
Duke: Scar...lett....* ugh!
Doc: Grand Slam Go Tell Scarlett that Duke is Dead.
Grand Slam Hurries off
Stalker: Gonna autopsie him Doc?
Doc: COD is Duh! We'll just cut off the body of the snack from the head and cover it over with a towel then dress him up in his Greens.
Stalker: that works. need anything?
Doc: cup of coffee. Oh if you run into Snake Eyes, Tell him Scarlett's Free to Date I'm sure he'll be happy to lend her a shoulder to cry on.
Doc: Grand Slam Go Tell Scarlett that Duke is Dead.
Grand Slam Hurries off
Stalker: Gonna autopsie him Doc?
Doc: COD is Duh! We'll just cut off the body of the snack from the head and cover it over with a towel then dress him up in his Greens.
Stalker: that works. need anything?
Doc: cup of coffee. Oh if you run into Snake Eyes, Tell him Scarlett's Free to Date I'm sure he'll be happy to lend her a shoulder to cry on.
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PrometheusX
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Posted 07 May 2008 - 03:27 PM
Doc: "Damn! With these new style bodies, fixing him is going to be a #$#@#!"
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BigBearJahlon
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Posted 08 May 2008 - 01:42 AM
Doc: That's what the man gets for chasing tail!
Stalker: Sheesh!!! Careful what you wish for!!!
Stalker: Sheesh!!! Careful what you wish for!!!
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Maximum_Spidey
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Posted 08 May 2008 - 04:13 AM
Stalker: He was like this when we found him.
Doc: I see, so I suppose he died from a stroke.
Stalker: How do you suppose that?
Doc: Well, he was stroking ..... his snake you see, until it was one stroke too many.
Batman has his bat gadgets and the Cobra have theirs.
Doc: I see, so I suppose he died from a stroke.
Stalker: How do you suppose that?
Doc: Well, he was stroking ..... his snake you see, until it was one stroke too many.
Batman has his bat gadgets and the Cobra have theirs.
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RedKat
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Posted 08 May 2008 - 07:16 PM
Duke, Doc there's something i need to tell you?
Doc, That your a cobra spy. and you and hawk have been with cobra for years.
Duke, How did you know that??
Stalker, Why you no good son of a
Grand Slam, Ez stalker, there's kids reading this...
stalker, you cracker,,
Doc, So you forgot to report to C.C., and this is how he treats you,
HA!!! sucks working for cobra,
Grand slam, Say doc, how
Doc, I'm a doctor, i know all, HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!!!
Doc, That your a cobra spy. and you and hawk have been with cobra for years.
Duke, How did you know that??
Stalker, Why you no good son of a
Grand Slam, Ez stalker, there's kids reading this...
stalker, you cracker,,
Doc, So you forgot to report to C.C., and this is how he treats you,
HA!!! sucks working for cobra,
Grand slam, Say doc, how
Doc, I'm a doctor, i know all, HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!!!
#18
T-Rat
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Posted 21 May 2008 - 03:25 AM
Entry one:
Doc: Is that a snake in your chest or are you happy to see me?
Entry two:
Doc: The good news is you only need only one kidney to survive, the bad news is you only HAD one kidney.
Entry there:
Stalker: So when Duke dies I get his's command.
(Other Joes stare at Stalker)
Stalker: what.... To soon......
Doc: Is that a snake in your chest or are you happy to see me?
Entry two:
Doc: The good news is you only need only one kidney to survive, the bad news is you only HAD one kidney.
Entry there:
Stalker: So when Duke dies I get his's command.
(Other Joes stare at Stalker)
Stalker: what.... To soon......
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Blazord
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Posted 24 May 2008 - 01:07 PM
JayC, on May 4 2008, 01:40 PM, said:
The idea is to look at the picture and make your own caption for it. Please only post captions in this section. It's not an area for questions or discussions. Any off topic post will be deleted. Have fun with it, but please make sure you keep it clean. Also if you have an image you would like to have posted for future captions, please email them to me at Jay@toynewsi.com.
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You just had to mess with it didn't you???
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1337W422102
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Posted 27 May 2008 - 12:41 PM
"Snakes.... Why'd it have to be snakes?"
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CaptainPowerWasher
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Posted 13 June 2011 - 08:51 AM
Doc: Has it lasted longer than 4 hours.......?
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Crimson Twins
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Posted 03 August 2011 - 06:39 AM
Stalker: So, Duke, does this mean I get to keep this figure stand?
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GuitarDevil
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Posted 08 September 2011 - 01:01 PM
Doc: "you shoulda seen the last time he came in there with something stuck in him, it wasn't a snake let me tell you"......
