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  1. Cap: "Why is this abnormally large bag over my head?" Wolvie: "Because the folks at TNI are rapidly running out of ideas for their caption the pic segment." Cap: "Yeah, but why put a bag over my head, why not just put out a pic with a random assortment of plastic heroes looking at the camera?" Wolvie: "Cuz that would be be too obvious, baghead..." Cap: "One more question? Is there a noose around my head?" Wolvie: "No Cap, those are only for Baghdad Raghead Bagheads." Cap: "Whew!"
  2. Giant Man: "Every year, just like clockwork, The Mandarin sends Tony a case of bubbly on December 31st and on Chinese New Year, but this year he really out did himself." Iron Man: "Jeez!! That things gotta be 30 feet tall! C'mon guys, just a sip!! "
  3. "Not to be rude or anything, but I'd sure like to lube her chassis."
  4. To Surfer: "Can you hover about five feet lower? I need to check and see if I have a bit of Planet Brittle stuck in my teeth..."
  5. Cobra Commander looking at wolf: "Yo Zartan! This is not what I had in mind when I asked you to round up some b*tches for the X-Mas party."
  6. Dare Devil to Howard- "Quacker-ass, Quacker..." To Electra - "'Lectra baby, didn't I tell you to just say no to Quack?" Duck- "Yo Supes, Please tell Dare Devil to stop hatin' on a playa. Ain't my fault she went "Quack" and won't ever go back.." Supes- (Thinking) "This could get ugly. I usually don't have anything against inter-species relationships but I have to admit this one is freaking me out a little. I'll just look away and pretend I didn't hear him..."
  7. Yoda- "Drain the Lizard, I must."
  8. Watcher to group: "So my lowest point came when I stole money from my mother's purse to support my three thousand dollar-a-day Propecia habit..." @loll@
  9. Shulkie to Impy: "If you look up at me and sing "Dream the Impossible Dream" one more time, I'm gonna rip your pointy little head clean off!!" @loll@
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